I'm posting from my NEW iPod touch

9/27/2008 3:39:23 PM

at least you didn't call it an iTouch, thank god

9/27/2008 3:43:46 PM

bored

9/27/2008 3:53:07 PM

Shower time. Then I think I'm going to treat my self to some Fajita's Texana and a good book.

9/27/2008 3:54:06 PM

i had a great time last night

9/27/2008 4:06:30 PM

And you're gonna have fun tonight too

9/27/2008 4:13:54 PM

the VIP are arriving

[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 4:14 PM. Reason : ]

9/27/2008 4:14:03 PM

^nu uh, i'm not there yet

9/27/2008 4:17:35 PM

i have a little headache still


i think i got a little drunk last night

9/27/2008 4:49:30 PM

how to get rid of this fucking hacking cough that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks I want some codiene cough syrup, but the health center are bunch of bastards that wouldnt even give you the slightest amount of codiene unless your arm fell off, meanwhile any normal doctor would be like heres your syrup. fuck the health center.

9/27/2008 4:56:45 PM

So I really wanted those fajitas... but now someone mentioned cheese fries in another thread and it has me salivating. Also- I don't want to go out to dinner by myself.

9/27/2008 5:00:05 PM

Quote :

"but now someone mentioned cheese fries in another thread"

DAMN STALKER!

9/27/2008 5:01:56 PM

perhaps my 4 o'clock snack should have been just one volcano taco

instead of two

and they're a let down

9/27/2008 5:03:26 PM

Quote :

"FATTY BOOM BATTY"

9/27/2008 5:04:10 PM

^^^

9/27/2008 5:07:16 PM

for Woodfoot...

but it's dead


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9/27/2008 5:08:58 PM

please let state win this game

9/27/2008 5:10:44 PM

it may in fact be bourbon time.

9/27/2008 5:17:59 PM

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9/27/2008 5:30:03 PM

i need to smell me a hotdog or sumthin



just to know im alive

9/27/2008 5:32:56 PM

Food time.

9/27/2008 5:35:14 PM

Beeer.

9/27/2008 5:36:31 PM

bleh

These are crazy complicated directions. they need to streamline this.

9/27/2008 5:41:54 PM

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA

9/27/2008 5:46:57 PM

COUNT THE HEAD LICE ON THE HIGHWAY

9/27/2008 5:47:34 PM

i really want to make a drink

but i'm too lazy to walk to the kitchen

9/27/2008 5:52:58 PM

what should i order for delivery

im hongry

9/27/2008 5:53:26 PM

i'm thinking chinese

9/27/2008 5:54:05 PM

had that last weekend

9/27/2008 5:54:59 PM

that's been a whole week ago

9/27/2008 5:55:22 PM

ive got diversified taste

9/27/2008 5:56:45 PM

im glad i bought an xbox

now i just need to stop getting a new game every other day, i havent even played half of them

9/27/2008 5:57:34 PM

time to watch house and studyyyy. blah. i kind of want starbucks but that is for fatties. poor me. do want.

9/27/2008 5:57:49 PM

woohoo....fingers crossed that my event kicks ass tonight

9/27/2008 5:58:49 PM

Chinese Food, Beer, Chips, The Darjeeling Limited & Leatherheads.

I'm set for the night.

9/27/2008 6:35:28 PM

i did NOT know that brewing a batch of beer, even as a n00b, would take 6 hours

i am so very tired...but i DID get some sun, which felt good

$10 says i'm in bed by 10

9/27/2008 6:37:18 PM

What to eat for dinner.

9/27/2008 6:45:39 PM

If I don't come home on the 6th, I won't see matt for 11 days

9/27/2008 7:26:47 PM

i want a kayak

9/27/2008 7:42:53 PM

I just posted in here

where the hell did it go

9/27/2008 7:44:48 PM

Quote :

"Technorati Tags: Rough Sex,Sex and Submission,Bristol Palin"

LOL

9/27/2008 7:58:24 PM

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA

i'm lonely without my bf playing xbox with me

9/27/2008 8:00:27 PM

Holy crap.

This is so sad.

9/27/2008 8:03:52 PM

i'm disappointed

9/27/2008 9:03:21 PM

Quote :

"IT'S LIKE DRIVING ON BUBBLE WRAP, THEY JUST POP."

IN REFERENCE TO THE MORMON CRICKET SWARM OF 2003.

9/27/2008 9:41:26 PM

I am so nervous about this job, wtf

9/27/2008 9:42:31 PM

who the fuck is alan teitleman, and why has he FBed me?

9/27/2008 9:53:52 PM

dude...jackie chan seems like he'd be awesome IRL

9/27/2008 9:55:59 PM

Quote :

"If you want to hear a boy shriek, grab firm hold of his nipples – and then wrench. Hard. If he isn’t screeching like a chick with Dustin Diamond’s dick-shit smeared across her upper lip, then you’re doing it wrong."

Unless he's had so much beer that you can light him on fire, and he won't feel that, either

Quote :

"“Do you verbally, spiritually, and esoterically consent to the anal excursion which is about to follow, in terms of: “A. insertion of a thick plastic purple penis into your anus “B. thrusting of said plastic purple penis into your ass “C. continued thrusting “D. verbally insulting your teeny weeny peenie “And furthermore, do you consent legally, by which I mean verbally, without coercion or confusion, that these things shall now be committed upon your bony little ass?”"

haha holy shit I love this blog

[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : lkjd]

9/27/2008 10:01:31 PM

2784

9/27/2008 10:10:11 PM