ha

9/23/2008 8:49:00 PM

no worries i have other narcotics in my stash. i like to hoard the good drugs that are given to me.

^^ YUM I LOVE THAT STUFF

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 8:50 PM. Reason : .]

9/23/2008 8:49:48 PM

haha codeine is total weak sauce!

9/23/2008 8:50:57 PM

Quote :

"haagen-dazs raspberry sherbert"

Put in a blender with Sprite for an awesome smoothie

I can't stop thinking about Sprite

9/23/2008 8:52:30 PM

i'm not trying to get f-ed up i just want to not cough so i can sleep durrrrr.

9/23/2008 8:53:12 PM

on a sorta related sprite note

a girl i dated in college used to make a drink, and called it "panty-dropper"

2 liter of sprite, emptied to the top of the label, fill with bicardi limon, drop in crystal light lemonade pellet (you know those ones that come in the small pre-measured packets)

chick drink to the extreme, but dude.

9/23/2008 8:55:16 PM

I bet your panties dropped!

9/23/2008 8:56:21 PM

get 2 or 3 of the same flavor icy pop and crush them up then empty into a cup and put some vodka in it

9/23/2008 8:57:26 PM

depends on the location

sometimes the flip it out the fly and bang out in the bathroom is pretty hot too

9/23/2008 8:57:49 PM

Or the back porch at a party

9/23/2008 9:00:03 PM

Quote :

"sometimes the flip it out the fly and bang out in the bathroom is pretty hot too"

this reminds me of the time i showed up at a friends poker party in charlotte and the girl i had banged out the weekend before was there playing poker

..i felt slightly stalker'ish.. but more importantly, i banged it out in the bathroom

9/23/2008 9:07:54 PM

hahahahahahahah
awesome....

i think i'm going after the girl that works across the hall from me.

9/23/2008 9:09:03 PM

i think i've had sex in each of the 4 bathrooms in my parents house.

except the master.

but dont tell them that.




and behind the bar on the floor

and in the weight room on the treadmill

etc etc etc

you get creative when the golden rule is no time in the bedroom together.

9/23/2008 9:10:01 PM

wish i had kept her ass around

..she's in grad school for biomechanical engineering now..and got skinnier/hot as FUCK after we broke up

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 9:10 PM. Reason : ^haha..more stories are coming to mind..]

9/23/2008 9:10:18 PM

Quote :

"and got skinnier/hot as FUCK after we broke up"

Being underweight FTW

9/23/2008 9:14:26 PM

OMG EAT A FUCKING DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER

9/23/2008 9:14:48 PM

god i hope she is drunk right now lol

9/23/2008 9:15:56 PM

I love this cat.

9/23/2008 9:18:06 PM

me?

9/23/2008 9:18:17 PM

here's a weird one:

some friends of mine and myself used to rent out a self storage spot out in the hood in rocky mount as high schoolers, we basically kept all our guitars and shit there but it ended up being the party spot.

one night full on icehouse 40s and punk rock me and this girl went around the backside of the building to go hook up in the dark

but one of the units was open, the lock pried off... apparently the guy must have been way late on payments and the lot just clipped his shit and it was free to us

it was a storage repository for what im assuming was an orthopedist.

well anyways, i laid out a bunch of xrays and shit on the ground and got busy

we ended up lifting tons of xrays and converted the wall lights to tables and shit to use in our unit

kinda weird though, all these years and years of peoples personal medical records out for the taking

idk why i wanted to post that, but w/e

9/23/2008 9:19:57 PM

Quote :

"OMG EAT A FUCKING DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER"

I would if I had one, believe me.

9/23/2008 9:22:38 PM

faecbook is slow as fucking shit

9/23/2008 9:23:32 PM

i think my body might explode. i just emailed my teachers and said yo, do not call on me tomorrow for i be sick

and now i'm going to bed. and i am also now behind on work.

9/23/2008 9:45:13 PM

jesus christ


ENOUGH WITH THIS SONG

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : MAD != mad]

9/23/2008 9:48:10 PM

past 10

bedtime

night tdub

9/23/2008 10:05:35 PM

BLAH

9/23/2008 10:07:54 PM

I can't decide what to be for Halloween. Any suggestions?

9/23/2008 10:14:01 PM

no one watched my really stupid and bad cat video

9/23/2008 10:18:42 PM

Hot and Sweaty

Better get a good night's sleep!

9/23/2008 10:19:49 PM

i don't get this dish network commercial is it supposed to be frank caliendo or whatever being bill clinton? didn't those jokes go out in like 1998

9/23/2008 10:32:29 PM

sex

9/23/2008 10:43:03 PM

Kanye shades are the best things since sliced bread.

9/23/2008 10:43:21 PM

fucking idiots

9/23/2008 10:43:34 PM

kanye sucks.

9/23/2008 10:43:54 PM

that bitch thinks i'm gonna read 17 pages of shit that i will never have an assignment/test on

ahahaha

9/23/2008 10:44:38 PM

really wish that i could stay fucking healthy

9/23/2008 10:44:56 PM

Yeah, Fuck Kanye.

But blinder shades are still awesome.

9/23/2008 10:49:15 PM

cuddling

the dog just doesn't cut it

9/23/2008 10:50:26 PM

Should I get food?

9/23/2008 10:51:11 PM

Can't believe I sat in my car for 2 hrs on stalker status today. WOW!

9/23/2008 10:51:31 PM

Breast milk ice cream.

9/23/2008 10:52:20 PM

probably not enough fat content

9/23/2008 10:52:51 PM

I'm still in shock that Clay Aiken is gay.

9/23/2008 10:53:11 PM

^^^^^ Yes, bring me some too plz, kthx.

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 10:54 PM. Reason : ^]

9/23/2008 10:53:21 PM

^^I think you may be the only one sir.

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 10:53 PM. Reason : ^please take her some food]

9/23/2008 10:53:33 PM

apparently my sarcasm didnt land

9/23/2008 10:54:48 PM

It's a piece of cake to bake...

9/23/2008 10:55:33 PM

Dauphin Island Beach

9/23/2008 10:56:35 PM

apparently mine didn't either

9/23/2008 10:57:27 PM

9/23/2008 11:10:02 PM