Quote :

"I love coke and pussy"

quote of the night

9/20/2008 9:24:47 PM

Quote :

"the highlight of my week so far is transvestites yelling about boberry biscuits"

I just envision a bunch of black trannys, with magenta hair, in lucite heels, holding cups of sweet tea at the western bojos, huddled together, and spouting off at the mouth, the way some urban folk do, about something really trivial.

And it made me laugh.

9/20/2008 9:24:54 PM

Quote :

"the way some urban folk do"

That's racist!

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 9:27 PM. Reason : feck]

9/20/2008 9:26:39 PM

fail

9/20/2008 9:27:09 PM

yeah, there were black dudes

but not in dresses

everyone eating the biscuits was white

9/20/2008 9:28:31 PM

i need ideas for more asshole/hurtful comments to say to this girl.. suggestions please?

9/20/2008 9:34:17 PM

the only reason i ever talked to you in the first place was i needed to get a nut off

9/20/2008 9:35:06 PM

Tell her her cunthole sucked.

9/20/2008 9:35:11 PM

she's a virgin. guess i should say something like the only reason i ever talked to you to begin with is so i could say i took your v card

9/20/2008 9:35:53 PM

i heard you passed out blow jobs like halloween candy

9/20/2008 9:37:16 PM

so what'd she do? And remember, bitches be crazy

9/20/2008 9:40:45 PM

i'll type it out later.. bitch is crazy. what's new

9/20/2008 9:48:26 PM

just don't be too harsh. i don't want to hear on the news about pencil's pencil being cut off.

9/20/2008 9:50:38 PM

you should talk to hot un-crazy bitches then ^^

instead of fighting with one.... duh

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 9:51 PM. Reason : fucking karrats]

Quote :

"bitches be crazy "

not all, just some

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 9:52 PM. Reason : ]

9/20/2008 9:50:38 PM

idk man



you got the crazy eye here

9/20/2008 9:53:35 PM

ha ha jerk

9/20/2008 9:54:15 PM

9/20/2008 9:54:22 PM

pickle pwnt.

9/20/2008 9:54:50 PM

ihaving fun on tdub jerks im going out

9/20/2008 10:07:32 PM

grrrrrrrrr

freak

9/20/2008 10:25:00 PM

Jasper Buckleman?

9/20/2008 10:25:41 PM

yueah it's decision time

do i get cleaned up and walk to the bar

or do i sit here, finsih off this bottle of jack, and probably end up listening to old music on records and smiling in nostalgic retardation

9/20/2008 10:26:49 PM

i just got pussywhipped on vinyl

i think that's a good call for me

9/20/2008 10:27:53 PM

ooo bikini kill

9/20/2008 10:28:56 PM

i didn't shave and im in a dress :/

9/20/2008 10:36:39 PM

they had it at nice price

and my buddy was workin when i found it

and he's never heard them, so he's reading the lyrics

and he's like "what the fuck is up with these broads"

and some old fucker in an oversized button-up shirt goes "they think they're being funny"

i should've slapped the dick out of his mouth right then

^ i'm tempted to go to the bar in soccer shorts

9/20/2008 10:37:53 PM

are they pink?

9/20/2008 10:41:00 PM

red

9/20/2008 10:46:15 PM

so long as you arn't wearing a pink shirt

9/20/2008 10:55:19 PM

I, too, don't wear pink.

9/20/2008 10:58:09 PM

ha, there was a girl in front of me at the game that had her shoes off and had hot pink toenail polish. That shit was bright.

9/20/2008 10:59:12 PM

Fuck, I should be doing work right now. I'm gonna be swamped come Sunday and Monday.

But I soooooooo don't feel like putting up with that shit.

9/20/2008 11:01:10 PM

Gypsy grrrrrrrrrrl...

Don't let the drugs get you!

9/20/2008 11:17:47 PM

I just jumped out in the oooopeeeennnn...

I wonder if my parachute will save me....

9/21/2008 12:03:41 AM

9/21/2008 12:05:08 AM

this useless thread brought to you by the letters

9/21/2008 12:20:45 AM

pookie's gonna be pissed in 5..4..3....

9/21/2008 12:40:07 AM

Quote :

"I am looking for 4 Pottery Barn Cadiz Blue Striped Cafe Curtains (36"). They were sold by Pottery Barn cerca 2004! I have the valances, and now want the matching cafes!"

...Perhaps you ought to have bought the curtains then, instead of seven years later?

9/21/2008 12:43:00 AM

I hate when someone I only know on the internet rolls up with things that are really logical and fit in with my life, because it's been an issue in their life before.

and in my life too.

but whatever, I'm not talking about it.

fuck you, internet.

I'm going to bed.

9/21/2008 12:48:19 AM

I dont want to be awake right now

9/21/2008 1:12:22 AM

then go to sleep

9/21/2008 1:12:46 AM

i'd tear it up... i think..

9/21/2008 1:13:21 AM

Ive been asleep

9/21/2008 1:14:47 AM

i would have been tooo.

9/21/2008 1:15:34 AM

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

9/21/2008 1:18:44 AM

Gah...why am i still in such a foul mood?

9/21/2008 1:29:53 AM

you just need to get high

9/21/2008 1:30:27 AM

yep and one day you'll be RD cool

9/21/2008 1:32:41 AM

9/21/2008 1:36:19 AM

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