oh shit that sucks why did i think it was 3

9/20/2008 7:48:36 PM

myrtle beach was 4am. that shit was nice..

except on saturdays.. at 2am on saturdays clubs have to be closed/have everyone out.. so they kick everyone out at like 145..fucking blows

9/20/2008 7:49:10 PM

it's 2 in philly, which i can get to old city in like 25 minutes

but all main routes to get back into delaware are hotspots for 230am checkpoints.

but most bars i go to here will let me order up to like 4 or 5 beers for last call and put em on ice till im ready, and not kick people out till like 215

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 7:53 PM. Reason : e]

9/20/2008 7:52:55 PM

damn that pretty cool

9/20/2008 7:54:58 PM

yea, that's pretty cool.. i remember going out one saturday at like 130 thinking i had until 4.. got there at 140'ish and got kicked out 5 mins later

i was not happy

9/20/2008 7:55:10 PM

i mean if i really want to binge it's like an hour drive to atlantic city where there is no last call

ever

even christmas

ahah

9/20/2008 7:56:07 PM

i now plan to live there one day

9/20/2008 7:57:38 PM

Thai food just arrived!

9/20/2008 7:58:20 PM

where do i sign up

9/20/2008 7:58:51 PM

yeah it's a pretty good location for me

2 hours to nyc, 30 min to philly, ~ an hour to atlantic city, 45 minutes to baltimore, 1.5 hrs to d.c.

pretty rowdy beaches downstate

9/20/2008 7:58:54 PM

i guess that's why real estate is so high there

9/20/2008 7:59:21 PM

yeah.

you dont even want to know the $/sqft i paid for my place

9/20/2008 8:00:12 PM

i do know actually

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 8:01 PM. Reason : or did anyways.. i know what you paid for it at least]

9/20/2008 8:01:02 PM

wait, there is no last call in ac at all??

9/20/2008 8:01:19 PM

nnnope

9/20/2008 8:01:40 PM

jen,

most of the dance clubs close at like 4 or 5

but the bars and liquor service is 24/7/365

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 8:05 PM. Reason : how do you think i'd make it when i used to go friday after work and come backsndayevening w.o sleep]

9/20/2008 8:02:06 PM

i really want to go see the Baltimore aquarium. I hoped to go visit a friend in dc and go see it over the summer and never got the $ to go


Thats weird. SO at 6am you can be drinking? Wow, that somehow seems illegal. What bout vegas?

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 8:09 PM. Reason : i fuckin hate it when my internet connection shits out grrrrrrrrr]

9/20/2008 8:06:53 PM

my armpit really hurts.

9/20/2008 8:07:23 PM

i'm lonely and i have to pee

RAWR!

9/20/2008 8:10:06 PM

which is worse
RAWR

on a side note, i often dont pee because im comfortable and to lazy to get up

9/20/2008 8:13:13 PM

vegas is the same way

and yeah it's pretty awesome.


i dont think i ever told you about the story that friend of mine that's a teacher i was seeing and the aquarium in camden nj for a field trip did i?

half of the group going was a special needs class, all like 1st-3rd graders.

one of the autistic kids disappeared about when it was time to leave.

they're all bugging out trying to find him, and the aquarium security finds him, walks him up, and he's soaking wet, head to toe.

they're all "we cant explain it, we have no idea what happened, he was walking down the hall when we found him"

the kid wont talk to anyone about it and hides out in the back of the bus for the ride home...

the mother picked the kid up, they explain to her that they lost him, etc...

mother takes the kid home, leaves the bookbag in the car, puts the kid to bed

realizes she left the bookbag, went out and got it and it was moving

she opened it up and the kid had caught and smuggled out a baby penguin.

mom calls the aquarium, they tell her to keep it in the bathtub and they sent someone to pick it up.


funniest shit ive ever heard in my life

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 8:16 PM. Reason : e]

9/20/2008 8:14:51 PM

that's just too funny, I've gotta at that

9/20/2008 8:16:38 PM

HAHAHAHA

my new goal: smuggle penguin out of facility

9/20/2008 8:16:49 PM

haha

no you told me that when we were walking down the river last time. I remember bc i wanted to stop and play in the water or something retarded . I told that story to someone not to long ago when i was at the meausem of natural science.

9/20/2008 8:18:28 PM

What's it like going to a meausem?

.....

9/20/2008 8:20:08 PM

good question asshole

9/20/2008 8:20:43 PM

NO U

9/20/2008 8:22:44 PM

9/20/2008 8:28:56 PM

damnit. there is no W at the end of Andre Brown's first name.

9/20/2008 8:44:30 PM

I am thinking I need more Miley memorabilia STAT

9/20/2008 8:44:50 PM

I'll give it another 15 mins, then I'll see if I'm feeling well enough to go back out drinking!

9/20/2008 8:45:13 PM

adfaiodniakn!

9/20/2008 8:57:12 PM

want more pics of jen's mom

9/20/2008 8:58:40 PM

pm sent!

9/20/2008 8:59:37 PM

sunburnt from the game today... (GO PACK)
and thinking hes going to make a really stupid decision tonight.

9/20/2008 8:59:49 PM

Quote :

"pm sent! "

to me? i received no pics

9/20/2008 9:01:10 PM

9/20/2008 9:02:11 PM

jesus christ what the fuck is that

9/20/2008 9:03:08 PM

why do i always exhale really deeply before taking a shot

9/20/2008 9:03:17 PM

i'm out of vodka

9/20/2008 9:04:25 PM

i wish i would have not done a double take a put the svedka bottle down at th eliquor store and stuck with it

silly me going to the expensive liquor store and not buying good bourbon and settling with jack daniels

now im just stuck her with a jumpy leg, a warm rumbling stomach and the desire to play punch something

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 9:06 PM. Reason : TENSES ARE HARD ]

9/20/2008 9:06:24 PM

god i'm a fucking asshole

9/20/2008 9:17:39 PM

did you ruin our christmas plans

9/20/2008 9:18:24 PM

no..the probability of those happening have been increased exponentially

but telling someone else they have daddy issues and their mom is a "fucking lying whore" and that she'll "never have a normal relationship" pretty much puts me in the asshole category

9/20/2008 9:19:37 PM

foooooooooooood


can't wait til this pizza's done!

9/20/2008 9:20:56 PM

yeah that would do it

9/20/2008 9:21:31 PM

^^^ the truth hurts.

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 9:22 PM. Reason : ]

9/20/2008 9:21:52 PM

the highlight of my week so far is transvestites yelling about boberry biscuits

9/20/2008 9:22:18 PM

dude

that'd make my year

9/20/2008 9:22:59 PM

Quote :

"the truth hurts."

yup..and it is absolutely the truth in her case

and

Quote :

"dude that'd make my year"

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 9:24 PM. Reason : asf]

9/20/2008 9:24:09 PM