so i met this girl yesterday while watchin football

nice girl, cute enough

but she mentioned a few times about her long term ex who is a yoga instructor

i just couldnt stop thinking about the weird shit they probably did in bed

im assuming this would be normal

what say you tww

9/8/2008 4:37:58 PM

i would've wondered the same thing

9/8/2008 4:38:30 PM

you're a whore and need to try and actually get through an activity without thinking about fucking another chick

I'm sure they got wild.

9/8/2008 4:39:25 PM

but im not a whore




(side story.... so sometimes i hang out at a really shitty dive bar that is sometimes frequented by aging bikers.. this 50+ ragged old woman rolled up the other weekend with a helmet ont hat was painted like a boobie. protruding nipple and all... and it was peirced.)

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 4:43 PM. Reason : e]

9/8/2008 4:41:52 PM

it's hot as shit in here, but it may be because I am getting sick.

9/8/2008 4:45:17 PM

I'm sorry you're getting sick

Ben you're a whore it's ok though...most would say that about me.

9/8/2008 4:48:15 PM

the show i'm watching is sad

poooor poor kid was in college on a football scholarship and got shot during a drive-by as a bystander. and now he is like trying to put round peg in square hole because he got shot in the brain and now his entire life is pretty much over.

sweet.

9/8/2008 4:49:03 PM

or it may be because i work with all women, and chicks always keep shit a good 10-15 degrees hotter than it needs to be

9/8/2008 4:49:36 PM

I keep it coooool

9/8/2008 4:50:13 PM

well these are old women

9/8/2008 4:52:12 PM

no i keep it warm i get cold easier

old women normally keep it colder because of HOT FLASHES

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 4:53 PM. Reason : .]

9/8/2008 4:52:51 PM

they are not quite THAT old, at least i don't think any of them are menopausal

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : a]

9/8/2008 4:54:04 PM

oh haha.

well you said "older"

But yes. i like it to be like 78. unless i'm sleeeeping then i like it cold so i can bundle under the covers

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 4:56 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 4:57 PM. Reason : B]

9/8/2008 4:56:15 PM

I put my apartment at 70

When I sleep it's like 65

9/8/2008 4:57:28 PM

what will we do for dinner?

9/8/2008 5:00:13 PM

elk baby

I responded to your caterer question in the lounge

9/8/2008 5:00:50 PM

id like to bundle khcadwal under the covers

9/8/2008 5:01:27 PM

I want to rape him

9/8/2008 5:05:29 PM

i hope this substitution is a good one

9/8/2008 5:15:57 PM

it would be really fucking outstanding if you announced that homework was due every Monday instead of just assuming it is common knowledge. Damn frenchies.

9/8/2008 5:17:27 PM

root canal ftl

9/8/2008 5:19:49 PM

I'd really like to use my other user name again.

9/8/2008 5:21:04 PM

1) i want to see those eyes - yum!
2) what's wrong with me?
3) fuck i'm always late. bye tdub

9/8/2008 5:41:33 PM

hmmm...to nap or not to nap. tis such a hard question.

9/8/2008 5:53:12 PM

this is gonna be hard to do but i got to do it. its for the beter

9/8/2008 5:54:34 PM

this lasagna is ftw

9/8/2008 6:21:28 PM

man i havent been grocery shopping in months

that shit has gone up a lot

even chicken is expensive

it costs 6 dollars just to egg a nigga's window

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 6:43 PM. Reason : x]

9/8/2008 6:43:45 PM

inorite


i's too poor for food

9/8/2008 6:53:30 PM

9/8/2008 7:10:10 PM

good lord this dinner is smelling wonderful

9/8/2008 7:10:41 PM

Someone could make their living delivering alcohol.
Especially delivering alcohol to yours truly.

9/8/2008 7:14:05 PM

but i am le tired

9/8/2008 7:17:21 PM

then have a nap




THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!

9/8/2008 7:18:01 PM

9/8/2008 7:19:05 PM

i have culinary skillz.

be jealous.

9/8/2008 7:24:53 PM

that makes my back hurt for some reason to look at it

9/8/2008 7:26:01 PM

it was heavenly. notice the lack of a knife in the pic. shit was tender. lots of delicious gravy. and yes, that is my own sweet tea in the pic.

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 7:28 PM. Reason : and it's rice....shitty phone camera]

9/8/2008 7:27:40 PM

Gala apples. yum!

9/8/2008 7:28:25 PM

hot asian chicks. yum

9/8/2008 7:36:40 PM

i just inhaled a piece of couscous. like up my nose.

9/8/2008 8:05:38 PM

couscous the food so nice they named it twice

9/8/2008 8:08:50 PM

Shit

This means I *havE* to wash my shit
As well as kind of clean out my car

9/8/2008 8:13:59 PM

F this stupid shit

9/8/2008 8:15:08 PM

now that's not nice

9/8/2008 8:15:36 PM

I dont know why it keeps doing this

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 8:17 PM. Reason : gjmg]

9/8/2008 8:16:03 PM

oh shit, LivinProof78 is pissed.

now wtf did I do with my comb. hmm...

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 8:18 PM. Reason : ]

9/8/2008 8:17:50 PM

my toes are cold, but the rest of me is pretty warm.

9/8/2008 8:42:32 PM

Tired.

Still need shower, homework and food.

9/8/2008 10:26:44 PM

bout to have pooz from my epic dinner

9/8/2008 10:27:21 PM

just tried to remove part of a wart off my foot after the daily compound W treatment. oh, part of it came off... with the rest of my foot. now i have blood on the carpet and i'm trying to hide my mutilated footsie from the husband.

9/8/2008 10:28:20 PM