at least the picture looks legit

4/24/2013 1:43:54 PM

4/24/2013 2:36:51 PM

saw that yesterday. so wack

4/24/2013 2:37:28 PM

Quote :

"It's a FRIDAYLICIOUS kind of Friday! So come on everybody chug some caffeine and let's get this party started It's FINALLY FRIDAY BUTT DANCE time......(_Y_)(_(_)(_Y_)(_)_)(_Y_)(_(_)(_Y_)(_)_)(_Y_) Hope you have a great one ?"

4/26/2013 10:42:15 AM

Quote :

"TGIF"

4/26/2013 10:52:32 AM

4/26/2013 10:57:12 AM

4/26/2013 11:26:54 AM

I just saw that Einstein one that was posted a few pages ago about a student arguing with a professor. My favorite part is that the "student" claims to be a Christian. I thought it was pretty well known that Einstein was Jewish.

4/29/2013 12:27:40 PM

I think I have seen most of these before, but seriously this "I love jesus, repost if you do too" shit need to stop













this every day!!! JESUS CHRIST I GET IT, you love Jesus

[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 12:59 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2013 12:53:09 PM

Jesus Died for Haters

4/29/2013 12:54:51 PM

Friend posted this:

"Lots of ways to reach God, I chose love."

~Rumi


my reply:

i just use god@aol.com


no longer friends with them.

4/29/2013 1:01:16 PM

Love is the astrolabe of God's mysteries, shut your face

4/29/2013 1:07:21 PM

4/29/2013 3:14:21 PM

"The [insert any NFL team here] should sign Tim Tebow"

4/29/2013 3:15:37 PM

Who lets their baby swim in Rhodophyta?

4/29/2013 3:15:47 PM

4/29/2013 3:17:48 PM

^lmao that can't be real, holy shit

4/29/2013 3:34:06 PM

wtf

4/29/2013 5:01:47 PM

WHAT??!!

4/29/2013 5:06:05 PM

wut

that might the single-most blanket, umbrella, painted with a broad brushed statement i've ever seen

4/29/2013 5:12:25 PM

Haha that image is hilarious

What a crock of horseshit

4/29/2013 5:20:53 PM

Individualism is bad? I thought celebrating shit you have nothing to do with was bad.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/29/2013 5:21:18 PM

Contraception= SELFISH!!!1

I also think it's funny how the rose bush has absolutely no thorns at all on it.



[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 5:26 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2013 5:23:06 PM

Its not all wrong though. Multiple health problems is definitely anti-life.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 5:26 PM. Reason : Gonna tell my lady to avoid multiple health problems in the future.]

4/29/2013 5:24:47 PM

Yes, contraception and condoms lead to multiple vague health problems

4/29/2013 5:26:19 PM

So I never realized until recently that individualism (and all synonyms) is basically a 4 letter word among conservatives.

4/29/2013 5:33:01 PM

4/30/2013 9:53:47 PM

Quote :

"How shocking! The two Boston marathon terrorist were bible toting, assault weapon wielding Christians? Teabaggers? Nope sorry news media they were Muslim again oops did I just type that hmm.yep. Disclaimer: When referring to the suspects as Muslims it's not too imply that all Muslims are murdering pieces of human debris.I'm just pointing out the news media's obsession with blaming this on people that believe in the constitution."

4/30/2013 10:03:07 PM

Quote :

"A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.' So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?' She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.' The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.' She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.' The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!' 'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.' The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same! If you agree, please SHARE. Together we can help save precious lives! Love says, 'I sacrifice myself for the good of the other person.' Abortion says, 'I sacrifice the other person for the good of myself."

5/3/2013 9:31:07 AM

wat

5/3/2013 9:49:49 AM

Y'all bringin the Lols this morning

5/3/2013 9:59:36 AM

And that fetus was ALBERT EINSTEIN

5/3/2013 10:24:26 AM

so sick of everybody posting about their 5K, 10K, half marathon, color runs, tough mudder. Pictures of their daily run "routes" and times. I run all the fucking time. its not a big deal. WE GET THAT YOU LOVE TO BRAG ABOUT EXCERCISING.

5/3/2013 1:38:50 PM

^Exactly how I feel

5/3/2013 1:48:24 PM

Isn't that 90% of the reason 90% of participants even do those events?

5/3/2013 1:51:37 PM

Isn't that 90% of the reason 90% of participants even do those events?

5/3/2013 1:53:13 PM

5/3/2013 2:10:19 PM

Quote :

"so sick of everybody posting about their 5K, 10K, half marathon, color runs, tough mudder. Pictures of their daily run "routes" and times. I run all the fucking time. its not a big deal. WE GET THAT YOU LOVE TO BRAG ABOUT EXCERCISING. "

OMG this!

We get it, you're better than the rest of us because you exercise for hours a day...despite the fact that the rest of us work for a living and you don't have shit to do because your husband pays the bills, your kids are in school all day, and you don't even clean your house.

5/3/2013 10:37:48 PM

AHEM

message_topic.aspx?topic=489589

5/3/2013 10:39:13 PM

Quote :

"happy 24 birthday to my baby,hubby my everything.. i been down with him since he was 15 and i been in love since day one? :-D "

From my 18 year old cousin



[Edited on May 6, 2013 at 12:14 AM. Reason : pic to make it clear who she's talking about]

5/6/2013 12:01:14 AM

^^^ I feel the same about people posting whatever crossfit thing is going on for that day.

5/6/2013 12:56:23 AM

^^AHA, I was confused before. But a 9 year-old and a 15 year-old staying together for almost a decade would be pretty impressive.

5/6/2013 1:12:42 AM

everyone is annoying, IRL or online

5/6/2013 1:17:23 AM

Quote :

"Our government should ban anything being put on the Internet that will harm anyone...such as Instructions for making Bombs and 3 D printers to make Guns.... should be a Felony Charge if caught!!!"

[Edited on May 7, 2013 at 4:44 PM. Reason : not friends with this person btw]

5/7/2013 4:44:07 PM

^^

5/7/2013 4:47:29 PM

I kept reading for the funny.

5/7/2013 4:57:22 PM

my cousin keeps sharing this crap from https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-make-a-girl-fall-for-you-if-you-have-no-intention-of-catching-her

5/7/2013 5:00:05 PM

^there's a girl i'm friends with on fb that posts that crap and all sorts of other relationship bullshit

5/7/2013 5:02:36 PM

I feel like a sociopath, but sometimes I REALLLY want to 'like' when an annoying couple who constantly brags about their relationship starts vaguebooking, posting shit like "I never knew love could hurt this much" or crap like that.

Or when people who brag about anything in general start having shitty luck

5/7/2013 5:21:37 PM

What's stopping you? I do this regularly.

5/7/2013 5:25:48 PM