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"I want to move back to NC "

me too

1/25/2013 10:51:44 AM

dibs if Minka moves back

1/25/2013 10:58:59 AM

I stayed at a friend's place in north Raleigh last night. There's a daycare/preschool that backs up ass to ass with their backyard. This morning those kids were so noisy that I could hear them over the TV and a white noise machine. My first thought was: This would drive me insane if I had to hear it all the time... if the Sandy Hook shooter lived near a preschool at one point, I could see why he would want to shoot kids.

I almost feel bad for thinking that. Almost.

1/25/2013 12:59:04 PM

jesus christ, begonias

1/25/2013 1:04:01 PM

1/25/2013 1:04:47 PM

you're going to make a fantastic mother

1/25/2013 1:06:33 PM

I hate children. It would take a really awesome/amazing man to convince me to have any.

1/25/2013 1:08:25 PM

DON'T YOU CHALLENGE ME

1/25/2013 1:09:03 PM

^6 this is probably says more about me than begonias, but fuck if that isn't just about the worst thing i've ever read here

[Edited on January 25, 2013 at 1:09 PM. Reason : 3]

1/25/2013 1:09:06 PM

Or replacing your birth control with skittles

1/25/2013 1:09:13 PM

you should definitely have kids begonias. you've got such lovely child-bearing hips

1/25/2013 1:09:29 PM

No argument there (on the last part) - no matter how thin I get, I've always had hips like WHOA

1/25/2013 1:11:17 PM

like a white Chun Li

1/25/2013 1:12:11 PM

i would fap to LuckezCharm's gallery

1/25/2013 4:48:04 PM

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"My former room mate who is currently dating my ex lives in the Mission Valley Apartments, and it makes me smile a little bit "

wat

1/25/2013 6:42:48 PM

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" I hate children. It would take a really awesome/amazing man to convince me to have any."

I hear ya. So lets practice anyways.

1/25/2013 6:48:14 PM

I'm sad about this and I shouldn't be having feelings. No feels!

1/25/2013 6:54:43 PM

Got home and consumed:
chickfila combo #7 (grilled chxn sammich, fries, coke zero)
leftover chinese (kung pao chxn, rice)
big bowl of froyo (strawberry banana)

I still don't feel satisfied, but I do feel like a fat ass.

But i just taught back-to-back fitness classes so I'm trying not to be too hard on myself. Fucking fattie.

1/26/2013 3:26:30 PM

god you're fat

I've taken so much meds and it's barely numbing the pain

I'm starving, but the pain is making me feel like I wanna puke.

Linda eat some more food for me okay?

1/26/2013 3:29:33 PM

Linda, let's go to the park and kick some kids.



I'm just kidding, we don't have to go to the park.

1/26/2013 3:32:13 PM

And it doesn't have to be kids...

1/26/2013 3:34:55 PM

I am thrilled that there are new episodes of Toddlers and Tiaras on Netflix.

1/26/2013 3:51:17 PM

I did it

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/17/2013 4:17:22 PM

damn I'm funny

5/17/2013 4:20:38 PM

lol

5/17/2013 4:23:10 PM

I seriously can't decide if I want kids or not. I am straight 50/50. And I feel like time to decide is running out like whoa.

5/17/2013 9:04:41 PM

^that is a tough choice I must say.

[Edited on May 17, 2013 at 10:46 PM. Reason : .]

5/17/2013 10:45:57 PM

What? Aren't you late 20s?

5/17/2013 10:49:56 PM

Yes, but some people want to have them sooner or not at all. But a lot of folks choose not at all and then change their mind and do it late 30s.

5/17/2013 11:00:53 PM

My plan has always been kids at 40

5/17/2013 11:06:20 PM

I'm 42. And I don't have any kids. I don't want any kids. I like kids just fine...OTHER people's kids. And for 5 minutes at a time. When they're being good and quiet.

5/17/2013 11:21:56 PM

I feel like I'd be the opposite. I'd like my kids. When it comes to other people's kids...meh

5/17/2013 11:38:04 PM

I dunno. With other people's kids, at least you can walk away. Of course, you can walk away from your own kids, but apparently it's "illegal" if you don't come back within a few hours.

5/17/2013 11:42:25 PM

Meg, my dear, the point is that I'd like other people to keep their kids. And I don't want any of my own.

Though I know I'd feel different if I had a child or two of my own.

But I don't intend on finding that out on purpose.

5/17/2013 11:43:08 PM

I thought that as I got older the urge to have kids would increase, but it feels like its going in the other direction. I like being able to spoil myself and my boyfriend and you can't do that with kids. I feel like they will just ruin my body, free time, and bank account. I just keep thinking of all the things we could do and places we could go without a little one around. I've come to realize the only reason it's really a debate is because of the social expectation to want to start a family. I mean, this is what every girl is suppose to want, right?

/selfish

5/18/2013 11:53:34 AM

Damn you're a selfish one.

5/18/2013 12:04:40 PM

Yeah, I don't want to be an old parent if I do decide to have some. I want my first, preferably, by 30 and I'll be turning 29 this year. I used to never have the desire but lately it's hit me hard and I'm trying to think about it logically and there are good arguments for both sides.... Sigh

[Edited on May 18, 2013 at 9:44 PM. Reason : Worss]

5/18/2013 9:42:39 PM

I'm about to choke a bitch.

5/18/2013 9:53:54 PM

From the time I was old enough to plan for the future, I've never wanted to have a child past the age of 35. My older brother was born when my mom was 20, I came 18 years later, and my brother two years after that. My older brother had a completely different experience than my younger brother and I did. You shouldn't have children when you're old enough to be their grandmother/father. Teenagers and menopause do not belong in the same household. Your children shouldn't be in college worrying about long term care for their parents. I know that it is trendy to wait until you're in your late 30s or even later to have children, but I really think that you're cheating your children and placing undue stress/burden on them.

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I came here to confess that I feel like beating the sh!t out of my husband. I'm so glad that he's asleep now.

5/18/2013 11:32:03 PM

I dunno. Older parents are pretty cool. They've got like 15+ more years or experience and wisdom and whatnot. It's a big part of why we're so awesome, bottombaby!

5/19/2013 12:38:05 AM

Uh, I'm not so sure about the cool part. When my brother was 19-20 years old, he and my mom would go out to concerts and clubs. By the time I was 19-20 years old, my mom liked to spend her free time drinking coffee at Bojangles with the other retirees and going to gospel sings.

5/19/2013 6:58:43 AM

occasionally when I'm on a tight schedule I'll shit and beat off at the same time

5/19/2013 7:19:51 AM

I genuinely want to just go move out into the middle of nowhere and be a crazy old dog lady

yup

5/25/2013 10:01:02 PM

you don't have to move out in the country to be that.

5/25/2013 10:09:42 PM

I have never been to Chipotle

5/26/2013 3:46:18 PM

I think punchmonk dislikes me.

5/26/2013 5:44:24 PM

Vanity search. Not true, Kiwi.

5/27/2013 1:37:52 AM

After two weeks of silent treatment, I finally heard from my latest past future ex girlfriend after she's had a really bad run of luck, so there's a chance, right? After the flu, two family members lost, and a sudden need for new employ. Ouch.

5/27/2013 1:45:07 AM

Sometimes I feel absolutely elated with life. And then there are days where I just feel tired and burnt out. I know this is fairly normal, but I'm getting tired of the ups and downs.

5/29/2013 5:19:53 PM

I've been having a lot of ^ lately, its seriously taking a toll on me.

5/29/2013 5:23:01 PM