^^ eye doctors.. eh, not a fan ... put you do realize there is a doctor that specializes in stick large scrapers into vaginas? And a doctor trained to stick fingers in old dude's assholes?

Imagine being a doctor who does both...

1/6/2012 10:25:25 PM

I would rather have a gynecological exam, colonoscopy, vaccination, and get my teeth scraped by that metal pick ALL AT THE SAME TIME than go to the eye doctor

1/6/2012 10:33:57 PM

I'm gonna second that ^



But perhaps that's because I've never been to an eye doctor before.....

1/7/2012 11:30:02 AM

eye doctor is a breeze for me, but I've been going on a regular basis since I was 8. The dentist on the other hand, well, I've gotten scared enough to strike out at the dentist, and I've smacked a dental hygienist.

1/7/2012 11:31:31 AM

Hahaha that's awesome.

1/7/2012 11:32:11 AM

Apparently, some of your parents didn't take you in for regular visits.

I saw everyone at least once a year. I have good relationships with my dentist, eye doc, and regular doc.

1/7/2012 11:36:05 AM

I went to the dentist twice a year from like 2 or 3 on up. I didn't develop my fear until I was about 16. Novicane apparently didn't work on me, and the hygienist didn't believe me. She worked on me with me screaming in pain. The dentist, on the other hand, believed me and put 5 shots in, and said he couldn't put any more in, so he only drilled my cavity until it was barely gone. It kept growing under my filling and eventually killed my tooth. Also, I broke a front tooth (clenching my jaw in my sleep) that same year and had my front teeth bonded together, the hygienist was cleaning my teeth the next year and she literally yelled at me for not taking care of my teeth (my mother assured her I was anal about my teeth, brushing 3 times a day and even flossing as a teenager every day) but she said we were lying. She then started ranting about the "bread" between my front teeth and saying I didn't even have enough sense to brush my teeth before coming to the dentist. I told her it was bonding that they had put on at my last visit, she said I was lying again and proceeded to shove floss and other tools in it until it broke. Then the dentist came in and yelled at her for breaking my bonding.



It was awesome...


Not all fears come from lack of exposure.

[Edited on January 7, 2012 at 11:43 AM. Reason : .]

1/7/2012 11:42:42 AM

my mom is not a fan of the dentist either, but that's because she has hyper sensitive gums and shitty enamel.

and i've been lucky on going to a dentist that i've been going to since i was 4 - they take good care of me and listen to me when i have an issue with Novocaine or something like that.

1/7/2012 11:59:22 AM

^^Agreed. Your dental experiences sound very much like mine. And they seem to get worse over time. My last visit took 8 shots of novocaine in the jaw. Didn't numb a thing, until I left... Hurt for a week afterward though. And it was a cavity that has been "re-done" over and over again. Doesn't cause any pain for me (until after this last visit), but they always seem to think they need to "fix it."

[Edited on January 7, 2012 at 12:01 PM. Reason : ]

1/7/2012 12:01:05 PM

Crappy dentist offices ITT.

1/7/2012 12:07:25 PM

seriously, it's ok to dump your dentist if they suck

1/7/2012 12:14:08 PM

Quote :

"Novicane apparently didn't work on me, and the hygienist didn't believe me. She worked on me with me screaming in pain."

1. Did the hygienist give you Novocaine? If so, you need a new dentist.
2. Did they wait an appropriate amount of time for you to go numb and test to make sure? If not, you need a new dentist.
3. Was the hygienist working on your filling without the dentist there? If so, you need a new dentist.
4. Did everyone else in the office ignore your screaming? If so, you need a new dentist.
5. Did they force you to keep your mouth open? If so, you need a new dentist.
6. Once they discovered the Novocaine did not work, did they fail to discuss other options in pain mangement? If so, you need a new dentist.

1/7/2012 12:21:41 PM

I would've grabbed a scalpel and stabbed that hygienist bitch in the eye... ok not really, but she would've been told to fuck off and die.

1/7/2012 12:24:17 PM

Every dentist I've been to has been very concerned with my comfort the entire time. Most dentists know that's how they keep their patients.

1/7/2012 12:25:57 PM

Mine thinks that patting my shoulder is an appropriate pain management technique. Yes, I'm going to a new dentist.

1/7/2012 12:37:07 PM

It was the dentist my mom took me to. I definitely found a new one when it was my decision. The new dentist offered me all sorts of options. <3 my pre appointment ativan

1/7/2012 8:27:01 PM

I hate dentists... But I need to go.




Back to the thread:

I'm totally drinking for the wrong reasons tonight.

1/8/2012 1:24:53 AM

That samwise thread was dumb but I was hoping someone saw the picture

My heart stopped for a second when I saw it on tv

1/8/2012 1:34:08 AM

I just watched a news piece on this commercial and my palms started to sweat.

1/8/2012 8:24:43 AM

I'm having a harder time every night getting to bed without TV or internet news going.

1/9/2012 12:49:40 AM

I used to piss in the study lounge trashcans in UT.

1/9/2012 1:20:15 AM

I really like this quote from Once Upon a Time...

Quote :

"true love is never easy, it must be fought for because once you find it, it can never be replaced"

2/20/2012 10:52:45 PM

I'm so ridiculously horny right now. Also, wine drunk.

2/20/2012 10:56:56 PM

I find the show hoarders fascinating. If I stay up a lil to late, considering the wake up time, and have a few drinks I get sucked into watching these disturbed people untill 2am.

2/21/2012 12:22:50 AM

I had sex with you.

2/21/2012 12:59:54 AM

Quote :

"I'm so ridiculously horny right now. Also, wine drunk"

replace wine with oxycontin and you have what I'm feeling right now

it sucks

2/21/2012 1:32:37 AM

i know several TWWers in real life

3/6/2012 9:05:56 PM

I know none!

3/7/2012 8:40:55 AM

98% of the time that I am awake, I have a song playing in my head

this freaks some people out

3/7/2012 9:59:02 PM

i really want to be kissed like i haven't been in a long time.

3/9/2012 2:18:51 PM

i'm struggling right now
like...seriously struggling

please, by all means, criticize my choice of TWW as my outlet

3/13/2012 10:07:56 PM

Quote :

"i really want to be kissed like i haven't been in a long time."

yes girl

3/13/2012 10:09:52 PM

you volunteerin?

3/13/2012 10:14:37 PM

only because that means I get a good smooch too

3/13/2012 10:16:59 PM

3/13/2012 10:27:30 PM

if i died today, would i need to be ashamed?

3/13/2012 11:05:14 PM

^ no, just buried or cremated.

3/13/2012 11:07:35 PM

^^did she really get suspended?

3/15/2012 1:13:26 AM

Quote :

"bigman$texas > bigman157(fhqwhgads edition)"

3/23/2012 2:54:12 PM

sometimes when i am working the door my dick gets so hard from seein all these ladies i cant stand up to check IDs or i have to go reposition myself to a dark part of the bar

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 2:59 PM. Reason : h]

3/23/2012 2:59:28 PM

after spending the last three to four years wearing exclusively button fly jeans, i've recently switched to zipper again, a few months ago.

about 80% of the time after pissing or whatever, i'll still auto-pilot, do the button/belt and i guess think i'm done.

most of the time i walk around with my fly unzipped. seriously, more often than not.

THIS WILL NOT STAND

4/18/2012 11:32:34 AM

^^

4/18/2012 11:37:40 AM

I like the button fly. That is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking metal teeth. It's a mink trap down there

4/18/2012 11:42:16 AM

it is?

4/18/2012 11:43:31 AM

when i started lifting a lot i cant fit my quads into anything that lucky makes. that was my preferred brand.

t.rex mode engage.

4/18/2012 11:43:56 AM

Quote :

"It's a mink trap down there"

with the current status of the hair on your head, this does not surprise me

4/18/2012 11:46:53 AM

odag

4/18/2012 11:55:03 AM

While cleaning out my inbox, I started to read through things in my sent box. Wow. I can be really abrasive. And what a bitch! While I intend to be sharp and snarky, I come off as down right mean and unpleasant.

4/18/2012 1:06:07 PM

I just bought the Drunk Dial NO! app in hopes of never drunk texting again

4/18/2012 8:14:49 PM

I've got a dentist and gp appt. Monday. Wed. is an eye exam.

How the fuck did I do this to myself (scheduling shittiness)?

4/20/2012 11:40:04 PM