I win.

8/31/2011 11:54:57 PM

...or do you?

9/1/2011 12:01:03 AM

I have a couple stray hairs too...I'm afraid to pluck them because of the pain. I keep meaning to try to Nair them.

9/1/2011 12:12:16 AM

pretty sure I'm in love with Shawna

9/1/2011 12:13:11 AM

i love armpits

9/1/2011 12:14:07 AM

we know.

9/1/2011 12:14:47 AM

^^^


I'm pretty sure EMCE is lying.

9/1/2011 12:16:40 AM

nah girl, I'm for real


I want a night with you full of:
candles
wine
music
a hot tub
and plenty of

9/1/2011 12:22:34 AM

That's lame. Can't we just play Mario Kart?

9/1/2011 12:24:28 AM

word. I have a wii

9/1/2011 12:26:00 AM

Score. I call Toadette. And if I get over there and Toadette isn't even unlocked I'm gonna call you a n00b.

9/1/2011 12:28:51 AM

I haven't read her threads or watched that slideshow in awhile.... sometimes I think I'm forgetting what she looks like or the sound of her voice

9/2/2011 12:55:05 AM

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9/2/2011 8:02:29 AM

man

9/2/2011 8:40:45 AM

I love my job, but I hate my boss and the politics that go along with it.

*sigh*

9/2/2011 8:45:36 AM

isn't your seester your boss?

9/2/2011 6:13:29 PM

yes, and I love her as my sister, but as a boss she sucks.


I am constantly catching her in lies. She takes credit for absolutely everything. She stands up for nothing. She has zero backbone.

9/2/2011 6:19:05 PM

Fuck you xtine

9/3/2011 2:44:43 AM

I planned on visiting an old fuck buddy tonight, even though I knew he may have a girlfriend....then I went to facebook to stalk for a second and saw he has a photo up with a girl.

Why am I so pissed?!?!?

But still thinking about going over tonight?

9/5/2011 3:41:31 PM

9/5/2011 3:41:53 PM

that didn't answer my questions

9/5/2011 3:45:44 PM

How self destructive do you feel like being?

Fuck a guy with a girlfriend and you're just asking for pain. Either you like him too much or she's gonna come kick your ass.

9/5/2011 5:32:09 PM

Yo DivaBaby19, if you're willing to make a trip up to DC, we can smang

There's this new position that I would like to try, so if you do come, please bring some duct tape and a safety pin.

9/5/2011 5:34:18 PM

Sadly I didn't care about her until I actually saw that she exists...I've been banging him for like 3 years lol

I didn't go over tonight...though I may say haaay later this week. We shall see.

Also, I'm not worried about her finding out. I could care less about that.

9/5/2011 7:46:27 PM

Back in the mid-90s I saw on Pop Up Video that the toilet in the stall closest to the bathroom door is usually the cleanest. Since then I've used the one nearest the door at least 90% of the time.

I think the video was "Who Will Save Your Soul" by Jewel, you know, because it's in a bathroom.

Wait a tick....

skip to 1:20.

Weird that my pooping habits were largely created by a Jewel song that came out in 1996.

9/6/2011 3:55:26 PM

I used to really enjoy Pop Up Video.

9/6/2011 4:04:17 PM

Such an educational show... music and tid-bits of useless information. Schools should use this teaching method.

9/6/2011 4:34:34 PM

totally agree. i would learn more things if they were pop up videos for them

9/6/2011 4:36:34 PM

old people struggling makes me cry, and I'm not really sure why.

watching "mall cops" and an old man fell on the escalator and I started bawling.

9/6/2011 8:13:00 PM

I just ordered Karin Slaughter's new novel....

and the new Pretty Little Liars book

9/6/2011 8:41:46 PM

Quote :

"One time I saw a ghost."

9/6/2011 8:47:43 PM

Pop up videos was the greatest show of all time! All time! I mean. What other way could a show get you to watch 30 minutes of videos for bands you didn't like?!

9/6/2011 8:48:16 PM

9/6/2011 8:57:56 PM

I think I saw something on VH1 about Pop Up Video coming back. I like to watch the "Notes about Nothing" on the Seinfeld DVDs cause they're kinda the same thing.

9/6/2011 9:23:03 PM

reading these articles for class is getting me riled up

9/7/2011 12:02:54 AM

You should rile down.

9/8/2011 3:27:02 PM

I e-mailed a sr. mgr about getting on his project in florida...I started to view his profile in outlook and accidentally clicked on the call button...comp froze for a few secs, next thing I know the voip phone is in mid-ring. I hung up immediately and turned off my laptop. This was at like 11:45pm.

9/13/2011 12:10:50 AM

sounds like a ClassicMixup

9/13/2011 1:57:51 PM

Realistically, I know I will be fine when I move back to Raleigh to go to school, but there is so much pressure and 'zomg don't do it' briefings. I mean when I'm getting emails and briefings that show that the unemployment rate among vets is high and that student vets are more likely to kill themselves than normal students....fuck, it's hard not to be worried.

9/15/2011 3:21:28 PM

I like to pour a tablespoon of olive oil over air popped pop corn because it just plain tastes better -- even with seasoning, it tastes better with a little oil.


/fatty

9/17/2011 12:16:02 AM

i had a dream last night about letting random guys spank me during hopscotch

9/17/2011 7:54:48 PM

I have come to realize that, if I don't start to focus on my health now, I probably won't make it much past age 50. Overweight, not very active, while I don't eat terribly I have a crippling weakness for salty snacks and desserts, and I've got a bitch of a family history of heart problems, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure.

Yet I can't force myself to do anything about it. Even though I have a serious girlfriend and would like to have a family someday, and the thought of dying young and depriving them of a husband/father scares me quite a bit.

9/19/2011 3:48:36 PM

I apparently woke my wife up in the middle of the night, handed her my pillow, and said "here - take this, I don't need it anymore" then laid down back down (pillow-less) like nothing happened...

9/19/2011 4:31:18 PM

I decided I'm going to fuck the next guy I go out with... one year is way too long

9/19/2011 4:34:38 PM

^^^

I really wish I would get this phone call today

9/19/2011 4:36:48 PM

^^I wish I were a guy

9/19/2011 4:37:53 PM

^^^ wanna go to dinner

[Edited on September 19, 2011 at 4:38 PM. Reason : ^]

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