whatever EMCE

6/18/2011 12:18:31 PM

I have seriously fucked up dreams. The thing that really threw me off was the voice. It was awful!

6/18/2011 12:19:06 PM

i do have an annoying voice irl

6/18/2011 12:19:53 PM

^^^ look, I don't know what I did to draw the dreaded

But I'll have you know that I take the seriously.

So whatever it was that I did... I'm sorry.

[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 12:20 PM. Reason : a]

6/18/2011 12:19:59 PM

It could not have been this bad. It was like a cross between zellweger and a chipmunk, and both had been sucking down helium.

[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 12:22 PM. Reason : ..]

6/18/2011 12:21:06 PM

in response to this thread, I received a pm from someone who offered me $200 for boob pics... if I thought that he was serious I would totally do it

yeah my boobs might show up all over tdub, but dang I could really use some cash monies right now

6/22/2011 7:02:26 PM

After seeing her picture in that thread, turns out I went to HS with begonias

6/22/2011 9:22:15 PM

I would loan begonias $200 titty free dollars
just so that she wouldn't look back on this dark day with regret

6/22/2011 9:24:41 PM

I cannot get beyond drunk without getting very remembering of xtine. This is really hard to explain to anyone, and makes me feel even worse

I would love to enjoy being drunk or wasted, I swear

6/23/2011 3:15:50 AM

i just did a load of laundry and realized as i was putting it in the drier that i never put detergent in.

awesome

6/23/2011 7:11:57 PM

whenever Future Islands make their television debut, I will cry like a baby

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 2:42 PM. Reason : and I don't even know when the last time I cried was]

6/30/2011 2:41:19 PM

I am currently watching Day After Tomorrow

6/30/2011 9:16:47 PM

^ i like that movie

6/30/2011 9:24:56 PM

me too

6/30/2011 9:27:37 PM

i'm a sucker for movies that involve the world potentially ending

6/30/2011 9:30:24 PM

I pick my nose way more often than I should, and I have on occasion wiped it on nearby furniture. And I have also inappropriately done this in front of hot chicks at much greater risk she would see me doing it than what should normally be acceptable.

6/30/2011 9:33:38 PM

since I got my nasal surgery, I pick my nose frequently. I consider it to be akin to weeding the garden. Don't want that place overrun with nasty green stuff choking off all the crops

6/30/2011 9:37:08 PM

I, too, accept confessions.

6/30/2011 9:38:09 PM

^ well you're in the wrong thread buddy

6/30/2011 9:39:15 PM

lol

6/30/2011 9:39:35 PM

I say I accept confessions, but I really don't care.

6/30/2011 9:42:32 PM

Accepting confessions tonight.

7/1/2011 5:49:52 PM

i am willingly staying in tonight to work on some sewing projects







full disclosure: we threw a party last night and i dont think i could drink right now anyway

7/1/2011 7:01:32 PM

I've actually never told anyone this but:

I'm kind of obsessed with death. Not like "I wanna kill myself" or emo or angry or anything like that. Mostly I just think about "what would life be like if such and such died?" Not a lot, but maybe once every few weeks I spend a few minutes wondering what it would be like if someone I knew died. If you're a friend of mine I've wondered what would happen if you died. How would I react? How would everybody else react? How would things change? For awhile it's been my dog that's been the focal point, but very recently it's become my mom.

Also I'm in that stage where every time my phone lights up I hope it's this girl and when it is I smile (~). But things would never work between us and that's kind of sad. Separation from stalker ex-husband, abusive dad, 3 hour distance, kids, jobs, responsibilities, life so forth and so on. But that's okay, I'm just trying to stay in whatever mode, but talking daily is not helping me stay in whatever mode. [/over analyzation]

[Edited on July 2, 2011 at 12:45 AM. Reason : .]

7/2/2011 12:44:29 AM

I'm looking forward to tomorrow night far too much. I'm probably building it up too much so it won't pan out, but I like the girl and think she likes me back.

7/2/2011 1:26:43 AM

I am almost obsessed with meeting up with a girl that I met last weekend in another city while visiting a friend. I'm not sure if she was hitting on me or if it was all the alcohol.

Didn't ask for digits and friending on facebook seems lame.

7/2/2011 1:55:09 AM

i kinda like my sour patch kids a little stale (just open and exposed to the air for like 24 hours) vs. a fresh bag where they are SUPER soft

7/5/2011 8:19:53 PM

^me too

7/5/2011 11:16:27 PM

I tell everyone that I make serious paper at work and make it sound like I'm bragging.

In reality I'm ashamed that I work in a paper mill.

7/7/2011 2:28:14 PM

I secretly think some of you would benefit from professional help

7/7/2011 4:21:50 PM

My Wood and Paper Science roommates were always all OMG PAPER IS SO FUCKING AWESOME IT IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING

7/7/2011 4:27:53 PM

I hate people, but I love gatherings.

7/7/2011 4:40:37 PM

i sent the chubby chaser confession

7/7/2011 6:11:03 PM

^^I'm the opposite: I love gatherings, but I hate people.

[Edited on July 7, 2011 at 6:17 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2011 6:17:03 PM

The bigger my quads get, the smaller my dick looks while sitting on the toilet.

7/7/2011 6:57:04 PM

chembob noobed himself twice in this thread

lol

7/7/2011 6:58:55 PM

2 days ago i ate a whole bag of sour patch kids
yesterday i ate a whole bag of sour glow worms

all i have left from my birthday bag is a bag of sweedish fish which i might open soon.

7/7/2011 7:35:46 PM

lol

7/7/2011 7:38:06 PM

^^are they all red or multi-colored? (the swedish fish)

i prefer all red myself

7/7/2011 7:57:11 PM

lol i don't know why i typed "sweedish"

but yea they are all red

7/7/2011 8:13:16 PM

I need some candy

7/7/2011 8:20:32 PM

I tell myself every year that it will be the last year I watch Big Brother

but....

7/7/2011 8:25:19 PM

oh shit, did that start?

nm- got it set to record- thanks for the heads up! it is one of our guilty pleasures... and I can thank Jimmy JamJam for getting me into it

[Edited on July 7, 2011 at 8:29 PM. Reason : e]

7/7/2011 8:26:54 PM

This is how I'm breaking up with my next girlfriend.

7/7/2011 8:56:21 PM

Quote :

"After seeing her picture in that thread, turns out I went to HS with begonias"

bradanomics that would mean you went to high school with me as well.

7/8/2011 9:22:01 AM

i signed onto TWW for the first time in forever it seems! haha

7/8/2011 11:01:45 AM

^ you should totally come to lunch with me and emce one day (if you can come into the city - we usually lunch in dupont)

7/8/2011 11:02:51 AM

^I didn't think EMCE lived in Raleigh. Do you?

7/8/2011 11:06:04 AM

LOL

whoops i confused you with someone else

7/8/2011 11:06:59 AM

lunak is on a roll of fail lately.

7/8/2011 11:07:53 AM