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3/15/2010 11:08:20 AM

morning

3/16/2010 10:41:08 AM

Morning!

3/16/2010 12:05:16 PM

^,^^

3/17/2010 9:05:24 AM

Gah

3/18/2010 7:28:06 AM

happppy fridaaaay

3/19/2010 6:32:59 AM

!

3/19/2010 7:26:57 AM

crazy dreams last night

3/19/2010 7:52:29 AM

^

3/19/2010 9:18:09 AM

Gah

3/23/2010 7:28:19 AM

3/23/2010 7:34:38 AM

hi

3/23/2010 8:12:48 AM

one more day..took Friday off w00t

3/24/2010 7:16:35 AM

Set my alarm for 6:15
Woke up at 8am

3/24/2010 8:39:17 AM

lol mine was 545 and woke up at 615'ish

damn snooze button is evil

3/24/2010 8:40:35 AM

woke up on my own this morning at 6:20

3/24/2010 8:44:11 AM

My phone is my alarm and it's starting to get to the point where it'll go off for so long that it'll vibrate off my nightstand

I don't like waking up

3/24/2010 8:44:25 AM

been up since 2:20, but i figure now is an appropriate time to wish all yall a good mornin'

3/29/2010 7:28:23 AM

daamn

why?

3/29/2010 8:13:10 AM

siiiiiigh

3/29/2010 8:14:54 AM

four day week!

3/29/2010 10:40:25 AM

4/5/2010 7:03:20 AM

oh god work

4/5/2010 7:09:23 AM

I'M PART OF THE MORNING CREW BUT I'M ACTUALLY NOT.

I JUST COME HERE TO SPREAD BULLSHIT AND HATRED.


AS MISTAH ROLLINS WOULD SAY, "I'M A DECORATOR".

4/5/2010 8:20:23 AM

4/5/2010 8:20:45 AM

^ ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE DECORATOR SON?

4/5/2010 8:21:16 AM

no

4/5/2010 8:23:08 AM

AW, SHUCKS SON.

4/5/2010 8:23:39 AM

tell me about this decorator?

4/5/2010 8:24:08 AM

WELL, HENRY ROLLINS HAS A SPOKEN WORD ALBUM IN WHICH HE TELLS TWO STORIES. TALES OF AN ASSHOLE PARTS 1 AND 2. IN ONE OF THEM HE GOES TO AN AIRPORT IN BRITAIN AND IT TAKES HIM LIKE 5 HOURS BECAUSE EVERY MODE OF TRANSPORTATION HE TRIES EITHER FAILS OR HE MANAGES TO FUCK UP. SO HE ENDS UP BEING LATE FOR THE AIRPLANE AND THE LADY AT THE TICKET COUNTER IS LIKE, "OH, SO YOU'RE ONE OF THE LATE PEOPLE."

SO HE CUSSES OUT THE LADY AT THE TICKET COUNTER AND HE'S THE ONLY GUY IN THE ENTIRE TERMINAL OTHER THAN THIS OTHER RANDOM DUDE STANDING NEAR THE COUNTER. STORY WILL CONTINUE IN ONE MOMENT.....

4/5/2010 8:34:47 AM

HE TELLS HER THAT, IF HE HAS TO, HE'S GOING TO DUMP HER FAT BITCH BODY IN FRONT OF THE AIRCRAFT IN ORDER TO PREVENT IT TAKING OFF WITHOUT HIM. SHE THEN WALKS OFF AND GOES INTO THE BACK.

WELL, WHILE SHE'S BACK THERE THE RANDOM GUY STANDING THERE, THE ONLY OTHER DUDE IN THE ENTIRE TERMINAL SAYS, "Hey, uh.... can I ask you a question?"


SURE, GO AHEAD.

"So uh, did she make the train not run today? Did she cause you to not be able to get a taxi? Is that really her fault?"

WELL YEAH... WELL, I MEAN... OK, MAYBE NOT....

"So, basically you're a decorator."

I'M A WHAT?!

"Well, you came in here with your bullshit and you spread it all over me, all over her and all over this entire terminal. You decorated this entire place with your bullshit. You're a bullshit decorator."

I'M A DECORATOR!

"You're a decorator."

HOLY SHIT, I'M A DECORATOR! I CAME IN HERE AND I DECORATED YOU AND HER AND THIS ENTIRE TERMINAL!


The lady comes back out and is like, "HERE'S YOUR TICKET!" [ANGER]

Rollins is like, "I'm sorry, I.. I was way out of line.. I'm a decorator...."


Then later on the plane Rollins goes to the bathroom and as he walks back there he sees the guy sitting in his seat with a laptop doing some shit on there. As Rollins passes him he says, "decorator" and the laptop guy goes, "decorator man."


NOTE: THIS WAS ABBREVIATED AND PROBABLY SLIGHTLY INACCURATE IN TERMS OF THE MINOR DETAILS OF THE CONVERSATION. THE OVERALL POINT WAS MAINTAINED THOUGH.

4/5/2010 8:42:08 AM

4/5/2010 10:02:37 AM

Ugh... I'm definitely taking a nap today

4/6/2010 6:13:50 AM

gah

4/6/2010 6:30:14 AM

4/6/2010 8:21:16 AM

Decorator.

4/6/2010 8:53:35 AM

SON

4/6/2010 9:25:36 AM

SON

4/7/2010 8:03:08 AM

4/7/2010 8:12:44 AM

4/12/2010 7:01:05 AM

Boo Monday

4/12/2010 7:31:24 AM

I got a case of the Mundays

4/12/2010 8:35:17 AM

4/12/2010 10:21:31 AM

4/12/2010 10:21:31 AM

Gah

4/15/2010 5:59:58 AM

sick as fuck

dammit

4/15/2010 6:05:38 AM

is it too early?

4/15/2010 8:02:31 AM

Present

4/15/2010 8:02:47 AM

goddammit

4/15/2010 8:03:14 AM

Yay Monday morning

4/19/2010 7:00:36 AM