7/11/2011 4:11:36 PM
Ugh we need to use these groupons soon
7/11/2011 4:11:55 PM
im twistin some WCs into my beardi only have enough hair for two twists tho
7/11/2011 4:14:56 PM
I need a drink.
7/11/2011 4:15:14 PM
7/11/2011 4:20:28 PM
another 4 day work week!
7/11/2011 4:21:37 PM
I want a 4 day work week or better yet a 3 day work week like I had last week.
7/11/2011 4:23:27 PM
I need a vacation like whoa
7/11/2011 4:25:30 PM
So glad I get to spend so much time with him. -.-I guess I'll do schoolwork.
7/11/2011 5:08:29 PM
I have a one day work week. And it's already over!
7/11/2011 5:10:13 PM
I think my 15 yr old cousin is on drugs.
7/11/2011 5:28:21 PM
I need more tall plants
7/11/2011 5:33:52 PM
excuse me ma'am, but there is a tyrannosaurus in your aquarium[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 5:40 PM. Reason : i should get an aquarium. live bait on hand at all times. ]
7/11/2011 5:40:13 PM
he's got that 190% "special"
7/11/2011 5:43:43 PM
what to do for dinneri was thinking of making a grilled pizza/flatbread thing but. i don't feel like going to the store for ingredientsnothing really sounds appealingprob because i just drank coffee so now my appetite is like 0hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmmmm kanki
7/11/2011 6:17:38 PM
This Guinness is delicious
7/11/2011 6:30:12 PM
Katherine, I made mini pizzas with English muffins. Open English muffins and brush olive oil over the open part. Place on a cookie sheet and set broiler on oven. Place English muffins in oven for about 5 minutes. In a pan, add one tablespoon of olive oil to pan and heat on medium heat. Add chopped onion until it starts to turn brown. Add chopped tomatoes, garlic, and leek (or any other veggie) in the pan. Squeeze some fresh lemon over pan and let veggies sautee some until soft. Take off heat and scoop veggies onto toasted english muffins. Add some cheese (I use goat cheese because you only need a tiny bit to get a lot of flavor/taste) and some fresh basil. Place in oven set at 350 for 5 minutes. Enjoy!!!
7/11/2011 6:31:27 PM
You people need Twitter......I guess 140 characters isn't enough to tell everyone about something they don't care about.
7/11/2011 6:34:22 PM
I really should not be this excited about seeing Pauly Shore live...But I am
7/11/2011 6:40:08 PM
haha the weasel is supposed to really good live. I'm looking forward to it
7/11/2011 6:46:19 PM
why is Al Sharpton on my MSNBC?
7/11/2011 6:48:05 PM
Yeah I may or may not have have jumped around and did a little dance when I printed the tickets.....
7/11/2011 6:52:25 PM
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *itch* *itch* *itch*scratched my back accidently once, and now all hell has broken loose
7/11/2011 7:00:26 PM
i got me a rock n roll bandIT'S A FREE FOR ALL
7/11/2011 7:12:29 PM
^^and yet, sunscreen is still never an option
7/11/2011 7:16:31 PM
ikr, it just feels so nasty, I need to go ahead and invest in a bottle of the spray kind
7/11/2011 7:23:31 PM
i hated sunscreen until they came out with the aerosol kind
7/11/2011 7:26:29 PM
^agree 150%
7/11/2011 7:28:40 PM
now i keep it in the boat and the truck
7/11/2011 7:29:33 PM
while I don't like feeling oily, I'll take that for the several hours I need it over the heat and pain of a burn, and subsequent itching and unsightliness of peeling skinI also do enough bad things to my body, so not trying to protect against skin cancer is just another piece of wood on the fire I don't need
7/11/2011 7:36:19 PM
my aunt's kitten is tearing up their living room while we are all in bed and I'm the only one awake. I'm just not motivated enough to get out of bed and do anything about it
7/11/2011 7:56:51 PM
I remember and have missed Jeri Ryan's boobies. <3 ST Voyager
7/11/2011 8:21:41 PM
Diane on Cheers is god damn annoying, wtf
7/11/2011 9:29:16 PM
I am so pissed beyond pissed right now...first off I litterally have lost all respect for my dad after what I heard him say tonightsecond...just found out that I don't have insurance on my car...I filled out all the paper work...wrote the check...mailed the check...have the money in the bank...but nooo because last week was a "vacation" week it was going to take a little while longer to get the policy made up and therefore I don't have insurance on my car...they also have not deposited my check yet...I mailed the check on the 1st...that check should have cleared by nowSO I CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE MY CAR
7/11/2011 9:41:38 PM
yikes you need to call them and bitchwhat did your dad say was it something mean?
7/11/2011 9:46:50 PM
the haircut on that dude on secret life of the american teenager makes me want to punch babies
7/11/2011 10:10:45 PM
welp, so much for this weekend being a quiet one
7/11/2011 10:14:27 PM
My doggie is dreaming
7/11/2011 10:17:56 PM
cocktail is a weird word
7/11/2011 10:19:58 PM
Okay so in my parents neighborhood apparently an incident went down where two guys jumped their neighbor (who happens to be in the coast guard) and put him in the hospital for a week...My dad was no where near the incident...he didn't know the guy that got jumped or the guys that did the beating up...all he knows is hearsay.Well tonight I go over to my parents to eat dinner and my dad comes drunkly walking back into the house with a high powered flashlight in his hand.He informed my mom and myself that he stood in the street (alone) shining the light in the guys windows and yelling "you niggers need to get out of this neighborhood, no one wants niggers like you here"Then told us that they weren't home so he walked back home...Well I (just like any other normal human being would) let him know that he was very dumb for doing that and should be very happy that they weren't home. Because if they obviously don't have a problem puting someone who is in the service in the hospital they would have no problem putting a drunk overweight middle age man in the hospital.Well he started to yell at me and called me a "nigger lover" because I was defending them. I let him know, that no I wasn't defending them I was just showing concern for my dad, but heaven forbid I do that Well then he let me know that this weekend he is going to get a bunch of people to stand in front of their house and harass them...and if they do anything there will be plenty of witnesses to back up the story so they would get arrested...I of course let him know that witnesses don't bring someone back to life...especially if a bullet decides to fly...Well then he said that he was going to start harassing their elementary school kids, like throwing stuff at them and calling them "nigglets"This set me off...I in no way saw anything right about harassing innocent kids in this situation...those kids did not pick their parents...shit like that can fuck a kid up...This turned into a horrible heated fight that lead to me throwing a plate and storming out the front door calling my dad a fucking asshole.So basically I have lost a lot of respect for my dad and I probably won't be talking to him for a while...because he is dumb for thinking he is invincible and for butting into people's business that he has no business getting into...for being so fucking racist that I am embarassed that I am related to him...and for thinking that a valid reaction and response to this situation is to harass 8 year old kidsWhen I stormed out of the house he told me to never come back...I don't think he has to worry about that. [Edited on July 11, 2011 at 10:27 PM. Reason : ]
7/11/2011 10:23:06 PM
I have burnt my mouth too much lately
7/11/2011 10:30:01 PM
^^Pro Tip: Go blow a black dude or six and send pics to dad.I remember when one of my uncles asked why I liked that n word show when I was watching Family Matters as a young kid, my first encounter with racism, it made me super uncomfortable.[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 10:32 PM. Reason : .]
7/11/2011 10:30:23 PM
^^^ oh god that is awful i am sorry that is so terrible
7/11/2011 10:35:13 PM
That is really bad. Now I feel like a bitch for posting a frownyface under that story without reading what she wrote.
7/11/2011 10:47:18 PM
FUCK!I think I have officially seen everything Netflix instant play has to offer...
7/11/2011 10:51:04 PM
now everytime somebody asks me if i sing songs to get at women i say naw they say okay i don't believe it i say nope i swear i never do it and everytime a nigga asks me if i sing songs to get at women i say naw they say who do you think you're kidding i know you, you stole my girlfriend
7/11/2011 10:51:20 PM
And that's what I got to grow up with....thank God I didn't come out of it any more fucked up than I am now.I'm also happy that my dad got at his worse after I moved out...I am for real worried for my mom though...My dad is like a wound up rubber band and he is going to snap one day and I can only hope my mom can get out of there in time. I am happy that my brother still lives at home and I know he would step him and save my mom.
7/11/2011 10:51:37 PM
i believe jehovah jirehi believe there's heaven i believe in war i believe a woman's temple gives her the right to choosebut baby don't aborti believe that marriage isn't between a man & woman but between love and love and i believe you when you say that you've lost all faith but you must believe in something something something you gotta believe in something something something
7/11/2011 10:53:19 PM
I'm getting sick and I think someone should come take care of me.
7/11/2011 10:55:15 PM
7/11/2011 11:07:00 PM