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6/10/2010 8:41:09 PM
I should eat, because I had breakfast today, and that's all. But I can't make up my mnd and nothing I have appeals to me. So I'll just go hungry
6/12/2010 11:44:21 PM
i can't check my usage on the verizon website so now i might go over my texting allowance
6/13/2010 1:08:16 AM
The drawer under the oven
6/13/2010 9:50:00 AM
the beer, it is gone
6/14/2010 1:27:15 AM
jammed my knee into the ground this am doing walking lunges... did not feel so hot
6/15/2010 12:42:39 PM
waiting in line at the DMV...
6/15/2010 12:43:23 PM
i was looking for this dress and i was like where the hell did i put itthen i remembered i did a load of laundry like 3 days ago and forgot to dry itso now i have to re wash it all :/(i need a life coach!)
6/15/2010 2:42:17 PM
i took the day off work to paint the kitchen that my husband and i are remodeling....i hate painting
6/15/2010 2:43:47 PM
I'm so happy that my family is closing shops at one of the households we keep up. Now we can find a bigger house to live in on the beach. It was really annoying having to live in this small house on the beach while we owned another house in Conover.
6/15/2010 2:45:18 PM
people that get attitudes for no reason at workI hope they get severely bitched at at their own workplaces
6/15/2010 8:37:18 PM
Kat is fat and can't fit into her clothes.
6/16/2010 9:01:51 PM
truthwell i can FITthey just are too tight. well not all of them. just one of my suit skirts. and all of my designer jeansDAMN YOU OLD NAVY VANITY SIZING FOR TRICKING ME ALL WINTER!
6/16/2010 9:03:07 PM
I was just about to wrap up a whole months worth of lab work involving cell culture, treatment, and sampling. This would have opened up my schedule considerably for the rest of the summer to complete other important tasks. Was just informed of an unwritten change in protocol; one tiny little step that no one thought to tell me abouts. Now I have to redo a months worth of work. fml
6/16/2010 10:02:55 PM
I can't decide if I want to go to the gym during this game or Nigeria-Greece (actually Argentina scored again so they are making my decision for me -- gym time).And then after dinner tonight, I can't decide which bar I want to go to and watch Game 7. On one hand I have a free drink at Saucer but the TVs suck. On the other hand Bada has $2.50 pints but I'm not sure I can convince the group I'm hanging out with tonight to go there.Problems. Problems.
6/17/2010 8:03:36 AM
I was on the fence for about a year whether i wanted to bite the bullet and move into the modern age by buying a smartphone..... I finally bought one in april with a two year contract. Today I find out work is giving me a blackberry... Damnit, I don't need two of these...
6/17/2010 2:57:11 PM
was going to double up my workout tonight and do fitness bootcamp this am and then do bikram as well. but i need to get my hair cut and colored before my interview.... so i don't know if i'll have time to double it up. so i was just going to go to the 6am class tomorrow morning BUT i'm getting my hair colored so i can't wash it for 24 hours... and not washing my hair after bikram and before a job interview - no bueno
6/23/2010 10:14:31 AM
world cup refs against first world teams
6/23/2010 10:28:41 AM
fat lady tried to hold the elevator for me going into ptexcept that she was taking up so much space standing in the door i could barely waddle through with my crutch and booti get it you're trying to be nice, but your ass is taking up more than 75% of the walkway
6/23/2010 10:31:11 AM
Damn it... I need another pallet of sod
6/23/2010 10:39:27 AM
^^maybe her finger was too fat to push the 'door open' button
6/23/2010 10:41:42 AM
she was on her way out, then decided that instead of me just walking in it'd be better to hold her ass in front of the door so it wouldnt closelike it'd have knocked me over or something
6/23/2010 10:51:05 AM
maybe she saw you as frail and crippled/h8
6/23/2010 10:53:27 AM
My world cup audio feed is not in sync with my Univision video feed
6/23/2010 10:57:55 AM
Just got a nutty buddy out of the freezer and it has chocolate ice cream.
6/23/2010 11:25:25 AM
i have to eat my salad with a spoon because i took the fork home yesterday
6/23/2010 1:05:22 PM
chop sticks work great with salad if a) you have chopsticksb) you know how to use them
6/23/2010 1:20:29 PM
the place where i get my oil changed doesn't have wifi
6/23/2010 1:22:06 PM
haha ^^no chopsticks, and it was cut up enough to use a spoon
6/23/2010 1:30:43 PM
^^ i don't know of any garages that have wi-fi.. unless you're taking it to a dealer - and then you're just a moron
6/23/2010 1:46:17 PM
Quite a few of the garages I've been to recently have had wi-fi, so I think its gaining in popularity
6/23/2010 2:13:53 PM
Atlantic Ave tire has wi-fi.
6/23/2010 2:18:32 PM
New braces wires are kicking in right when I was going to try and take a nap. This week's Trance on the Porch is pretty much garbage because he let some guest dj play nothing but terrible House and pop remixes the whole time.
6/29/2010 4:10:19 PM
getting all sorts of awesome coupons and not having any money to buy anything
7/1/2010 2:02:46 PM
god damned dilemmasi really want to go to Phish tonight but i dont have a ticket. im sure i could find one for 35 but my tags ran out and the sticker is at my parents house which im getting tomorrow. i dont feel like typing out the rest ...
7/1/2010 2:48:22 PM
you could probably go and trade cigarettes for a ticket in shakedown
7/1/2010 2:49:12 PM
7/1/2010 2:49:29 PM
bought a white car, now i have to wash it all the fucking time :'(I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message./]
7/2/2010 11:50:21 AM
It's the Friday before a holiday weekend and I had no reason to take the day/afternoon off so I am at work, but I am pretty sure this afternoon is going to drag by and leave me staring longingly out my office window wishing I could be out in the nice weather.
7/2/2010 11:54:58 AM
^^at least it isn't a black car. you have a lot more leeway
7/2/2010 11:56:30 AM
yeah gonna paint this shit like darkish green asap.I've never seen a dirty green carI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
7/2/2010 11:57:39 AM
I am sitting here desperately hoping for an email about my potential job...even though my inbox refreshes itself.I am getting no new emails...
7/2/2010 11:59:23 AM
lots of yummy tomatoes, but no mayo, and my bread is stale.
7/2/2010 11:59:30 AM
The a/c is on waaaaaay too cold in this classroom
7/2/2010 12:01:49 PM
there are definitely no classes this week you liarI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
7/2/2010 12:02:21 PM
Yes huh. Summer session II classes started yesterdaySo nuh
7/2/2010 12:04:50 PM
bored at work.. going out of town as soon as i get off and this day is dragging on FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR
7/2/2010 12:07:50 PM
ohshit.i thought this was exam week or something, EE has this whole week off because we only have 10 week classesand i thought you were done with schoolI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.[Edited on July 2, 2010 at 12:08 PM. Reason : ]
7/2/2010 12:08:40 PM
Nah imma a super senior lolz
7/2/2010 12:11:27 PM
I can't decide what i want to eat for lunch.I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
7/2/2010 12:27:29 PM