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12/18/2008 12:35:30 PM

I remember back when Brasky used to play football. Their was only one player on team Brasky, himself. And damn if he didn't win 5 superbowls in a row.

12/18/2008 12:36:04 PM

The character of Lando Calrissian was based on Brasky. George Lucas liked Brasky's style, attitude, and the fact that he lived in a city in the clouds.

12/18/2008 12:38:27 PM

Brasky once caught a live sperm whale using his bare hands. He then proceeded to teach it how to walk on two fins.

12/18/2008 12:40:35 PM

Brasky keeps the 8 missing Faberge eggs in his 4th stomach, next to a miniature nuclear reactor and a bust of Gary Coleman.

12/19/2008 10:37:00 AM

For breakfast Brasky likes to eat a balanced meal of grenades and bowie knives

12/19/2008 10:56:20 AM

Bill Brasky made our thanksgiving dinner out of peyote and ground up drywall, and i'll be damned if I didn't poop out a teepee!

12/19/2008 4:18:53 PM

Brasky was the trend-setter behind the whole "Self-Autopsy" fad.

12/20/2008 12:45:50 AM

It is said Brasky was the first to pass the sound barrier on land and sea, on foot, and once in the air. Un-aided.

12/20/2008 12:51:16 AM

Bill Brasky has seven black friends

12/20/2008 3:34:57 AM

Brasky once intentionally grew a tumor the size of a beach ball on his left hip because Tony Danza dared him to. When it was removed, Brasky cut it open and inside was a mariachi band.

12/20/2008 7:08:21 AM

Bill Brasky grows dogs the size of corn, and corn the size of pretty large corn.

12/21/2008 4:16:34 AM

Quote :

"bill brasky knows when you've been bad and good and quite frankly, he doesn't have time for your shit"

-Woodfoot

On account of it being Christmas and all.

12/21/2008 4:40:21 AM

^ahahahahah

In heaven, when the weather is just right, you can watch the Angels all playing around making Snow Braskys

12/21/2008 2:38:25 PM

^^that one is awesome

that one is like page 5 material

best thread ever

12/21/2008 2:39:49 PM

i just realized that the death of my website may mean the death of the list i culled of the actual good brasky lines

damn....

that thing was deep, and i had the page set to display a random one each time you refreshed

i'm gonna look for that list...

12/21/2008 2:54:20 PM

He rolls a Yahtzee every time!

12/22/2008 3:04:09 PM

Brasky had a 9 month relationship with Lindsey Lohan...........







































he's not human

1/6/2009 1:03:05 AM

Brasky once took me out to go see Cats on broadway, only it wasn't broadway but an underground derelic porn studio. The last thing I remember was getting fisted by a Puerto Rican midget.

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 1:14 AM. Reason : ^ lol]

1/6/2009 1:13:34 AM

Bill Brasky has a mansion in the ocean, he owns some of the world's best sand-front property

1/6/2009 1:15:39 AM

Bill Brasky would sleep 8 hours every night...

WELL ACTUALLY THATS PRETTY NORMAL I GUESS

1/6/2009 1:20:39 AM

Bill Brasky, that sum' bich gave me the dog aids.....and i'm not whistling dixie when i say i didn't hump a leg for every white blood cell i lost.....BILL BRASKY.......MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!

1/6/2009 1:21:17 AM

bill brasky has an mp3 player in his penis

he only loads Prince music on it

every time he rapes me he yells THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY

1/6/2009 1:27:13 AM

Brasky is know for his art of playing the harmonica
He can play Fur Elise and make your ear pussy cum a baker's dozen

1/6/2009 1:29:35 AM

Brasky's IQ is 111

He seems like a pretty bright dude

1/6/2009 1:32:57 AM

BILL BRASKY PUT A RING ON IT

1/6/2009 1:42:14 AM

Brasky has only cried over one woman in his entire life
and it was out of his penis!

1/8/2009 6:30:23 PM

Bill Brasky once got pregnant, passed a baby through his pee hole, and then walked outside and wrote his name in the snow with the afterbirth

1/8/2009 7:04:01 PM

if Bill Brasky were James Bond, he'd be Sean Connery.......... with some rape and scotch to boot!

1/8/2009 7:06:34 PM

if Bill Brasky were a liquor, he'd be unmixable and only bill brasky would be able to drink it.

1/8/2009 8:49:55 PM

In 1919 Bill Brasky made a drink out of Guiness, Baileys, and Jameson and called it an Irish car bomb. The next day on the other side of the ocean the Irish War of Independence started, and only now can we appreciate his foresight.

1/8/2009 8:59:02 PM

Brasky's left arm is really one of Citation's back legs

1/9/2009 11:09:08 AM

Bill Basky

5/21/2009 10:57:57 PM

thxu!

5/21/2009 11:07:09 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

7/24/2009 8:11:11 PM

KEEP THE COUNTRY STTRONG

BUY BRASKY BONDS

7/24/2009 8:24:17 PM

Bill Brasky flosses with barbed wire and gargles with drain cleaner.
...and HE HAS NEVER HAD A CAVITY!
Although... his breath can strip paint.

7/24/2009 8:48:52 PM

TO BILL BRASKY!

8/30/2009 1:07:55 PM

SON OF A BITCH

8/30/2009 1:25:02 PM

Bill Brasky was doing some sales in Kentucky a while back, drank the city of Louisville dry. Well he made a pit stop on his way to Paducah, took a piss on the side of the road, and damned if he didn't make two lakes and the land between them!

8/30/2009 9:11:25 PM

THAT SON OF A BITCH

8/30/2009 9:35:43 PM

hey! are you guys talking about bill brasky?

8/30/2009 9:40:22 PM

1/16/2010 5:37:47 PM

I KNOW BILL BRASKY!

1/16/2010 5:45:52 PM

i was just about to pm someone the other day and ask them to bttt this thread, thx gunzz

1/16/2010 6:47:29 PM

in soviet Russia, brasky still kicks your teeth in

2/17/2010 12:22:07 AM

I went drinking with Brasky once... Needless to say I lost several forms of virginity. But he also taught me that all religions; Christian, Jewish, muslim, etc... are all way off. He taught me all gods are kind and forgiving and that that is the weakness of all of them. Then he showed me how to properly scam, rape, kill and bury a hooker (anyone on a sidewalk) to achieve total enlightenment. Now i'm wanted in five states and couldn't be happier. Also, he taught me how to BBQ my dog.

3/17/2010 1:48:35 AM

bill brasky scored 25 points against USF.


wait....that was DHORN

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 1:54 AM. Reason : tbdv]

3/17/2010 1:54:20 AM

TO BILL BRASKY!

6/12/2013 6:50:50 PM

TO BILL BRASKY!

12/8/2013 10:18:17 AM