wooo girlHilary Clinton, you need to reconsider your hairstyle
5/2/2011 1:09:20 PM
I am EXTREMELY satisfied with the pre-made foods I have been purchasing from Target. Chicken caesar wrap for only $3.50.....that tastes delicious? Yes please!!
5/2/2011 1:20:51 PM
Maybe some food will help me feels better.
5/2/2011 1:37:26 PM
i think my brain is eating itself...make the nausea go away
5/2/2011 2:04:18 PM
mmmm- fruitista is exactly what i needed
5/2/2011 2:45:44 PM
so...the chick that run errands for the office makes more money than I do...
5/2/2011 4:14:29 PM
guess we're having breaded pork cutlets instead of pork with mustard sauce tonight.
5/2/2011 4:39:50 PM
I want a fruit pizza
5/2/2011 4:44:00 PM
in celebration of Osama Bin Laden's death I'm having tacos.I was going to have tacos anyways but now I'm going to think of them as special tacos
5/2/2011 4:49:29 PM
5/2/2011 4:50:25 PM
Praise Allah for tacos!
5/2/2011 4:51:15 PM
what are we gonna do for dinner tonight... hmmm- I'm not at all hungry eitherI feel like I'd be fine with a salad from wendys
5/2/2011 5:23:54 PM
^ that works for me.....as does Moes
5/2/2011 5:48:48 PM
mmmm...moe's I miss moe's.I am tired hope I can push myself at spin tonight.
5/2/2011 5:53:04 PM
I feel like we are having moes at least once a week now...
5/2/2011 5:56:00 PM
and your point?Wendys is cool with me if that's what you want. Just gotta let me know.
5/2/2011 5:59:16 PM
How about Panera? or Chick Fil-a
5/2/2011 6:01:04 PM
I fucking hate feeling this way but first day at work went well. Good things my friends, good things.
5/2/2011 6:02:13 PM
steak
5/2/2011 6:03:16 PM
nom
5/2/2011 6:10:32 PM
Chipotle > Moes[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 6:23 PM. Reason : you guys should come out and get a bratzel]
5/2/2011 6:23:39 PM
I don't get off til 8 tonight.....by the time we got there it's be 9ish.....so that's probably a no.
5/2/2011 6:25:55 PM
oh.....and I decided to buy some of that Mio Liquid stuff......LOVE!!! I used it in a glass of water today when I needed something with flavor. I mixed it with vodka and soda water yesterday for a tasty low-cal zero sugar drink.....yeah I will probably buy more of these
5/2/2011 6:44:52 PM
i want a puppy..............
5/2/2011 6:46:33 PM
KRUSTY RIBWICH EPISODE IS ON!!![Edited on May 2, 2011 at 7:09 PM. Reason : d]
5/2/2011 7:02:58 PM
^^^ my coworkers love that stuff!
5/2/2011 7:06:57 PM
heartburn blows
5/2/2011 7:53:11 PM
i dont want to go grocery shopping tonight, but if I don't then that means definitely no trivia tomorrow
5/2/2011 7:56:32 PM
Rep that I work with out west just sent me a stuffed Ariel from Disneyland. He has the most amazing timing ever. I had such a horrible day but coming home to find that in the mail just made it so much better.
5/2/2011 8:34:12 PM
5/2/2011 8:36:46 PM
ugh
5/2/2011 8:42:22 PM
are you brave enough to let me see your peacockI wanna see your peacock-cock-cock, your peacock-cock-cockI can't get this song out of my headddd
5/2/2011 8:44:25 PM
you are about to get so many newb lurkers' dick picks
5/2/2011 8:52:32 PM
it's ok... I have ammunition to fire back at them
5/2/2011 8:53:36 PM
pm sent
5/2/2011 8:54:58 PM
wait, you mean we weren't supposed to send sam dick pics?dammit
5/2/2011 8:58:31 PM
haha sam are you gonna send the pics of your dick?[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 8:59 PM. Reason : ]
5/2/2011 8:59:39 PM
oh I'm sending somethin
5/2/2011 9:01:38 PM
I bought the Mio fruit punch today (because they were out of strawberry watermelon) and it is pretty good. A few words of advice. Don't squirt it directly in to your mouth. Not so yummy that way, but extremely tasty in water.
5/2/2011 9:21:06 PM
still fucking hungry.
5/2/2011 9:21:57 PM
think I went a little overboard at the grocery store
5/2/2011 9:39:41 PM
you went while you were hungry weren't you? you'll ALWAYS over shop at the grocery store if you're hungry going in
5/2/2011 9:41:46 PM
Dan Eaton is so awkward.
5/2/2011 9:55:43 PM
5/2/2011 9:57:57 PM
haha ya I did, good times and too much food
5/2/2011 10:02:58 PM
Most awesome random gift ever!
5/2/2011 10:05:42 PM
My neighbors are currently shooting off fireworks.
5/2/2011 10:08:06 PM
the idea of a "push present" is revoltingcan't you just be happy to be having a child?entitlement is spiraling out of control these days
5/2/2011 10:13:24 PM
dinner was deliciouses
5/2/2011 10:32:44 PM
No matter how nice I am its still not gonna be good enough
5/2/2011 11:07:41 PM