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6/5/2010 4:53:02 PM

I have been on the verge of tears all day and I have no idea why

6/5/2010 5:53:49 PM

^ that made me kinda

6/5/2010 5:54:50 PM

:hug:

6/5/2010 5:55:03 PM

I had the dumb luck of surviving the wave of layoffs that hit my company, but I'm not sure I want to stay.

6/5/2010 6:16:59 PM

i'm watching the incredibles on tv

6/6/2010 8:26:42 PM

I haven't changed out of my PJ's yet today. Doesn't look like it's going to happen either.

6/6/2010 8:28:13 PM

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"I have been on the verge of tears all day and I have no idea why"

Because it's Sunday and tomorrow the unbridled hell begins again?

6/6/2010 8:28:53 PM

kinda gross, but a confession

i've realized i can keep my beatin' lotion in between the cushion of the couch and the armrest, and it's entirely impossible to feel or notice. for when other people come over to visit, play with the dog, etc.

seeing as how im spending a great deal of my time on the couch as im nearing the end of immobility, it's nice to be able to be covert about my fappin' without having to manage going to the normal storage location.



ahah

6/6/2010 8:29:43 PM

^ that made me laugh

6/6/2010 8:30:32 PM

^^lmao, nice

[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 8:31 PM. Reason : ^ what she said]

6/6/2010 8:30:50 PM

ahaha

6/6/2010 8:31:06 PM

Thank goodness the injury was to your leg and not to your arm!!

6/6/2010 8:31:25 PM

^^ stop dick whipping begonias on her thighs

[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ^]

6/6/2010 8:31:51 PM

i did a major spring cleaning yesterday at the house, and i basically just went through all the crap i've been keeping for years and threw it away. hubby hauled off at least 4 big garbage bags full of clothes, and at least 4 more garbage bags full of random crap.

confession: i threw away 37 sample bottles of shampoo and conditioner and lotion from various hotels we've stayed in over the last few years. there were also about 15 bars of soap in there.

6/7/2010 1:29:41 PM

Twice in 2010 I've had girls stay over at my place that had been all over me that night. I probably could have had sex with both of them but didn't b/c in my opinion they were too drunk. My reward for such behavior is one of the girls hating me, and the other one...jury's still out.

6/7/2010 1:33:14 PM

What a pussy.

6/7/2010 1:34:00 PM

^^

You did the same to me

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:34 PM. Reason : .]

6/7/2010 1:34:28 PM

6/7/2010 1:34:39 PM

Were they too drunk or were you too gay?

6/7/2010 1:34:46 PM

One of them had passed out earlier in the night and didn't know where she was in the morning. The other one had thrown up all over my kitchen floor less than an hour previous.

...so you tell me.

6/7/2010 1:35:41 PM

I say you have terrible taste in women

6/7/2010 1:36:14 PM

No guts, no glory

6/7/2010 1:36:57 PM

^^^ The first one is fair game.

The second one... Stay away from her mouth and everything will be alright.

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : *]

6/7/2010 1:37:11 PM

Good call on the passed out one, but you shoulda listerined the second one and pounded it.

6/7/2010 1:37:12 PM

I've been celibate for over a year now.

Sometimes it doesn't matter. Others it kills me.

6/7/2010 1:37:19 PM

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"I say you have terrible taste in women "

I hear that a lot

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"but you shoulda listerined the second one and pounded it."

True...I had blue balls for days

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:39 PM. Reason : k]

6/7/2010 1:37:28 PM

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"One of them had passed out earlier in the night and didn't know where she was in the morning. The other one had thrown up all over my kitchen floor less than an hour previous. "

you probably did yourself a favor NOT having sex with them. who cares if they hate you (does the one hate you because you were respectful and didn't take advantage of her while drunk?!)! they don't sound that quality. how old are these people?

6/7/2010 1:39:15 PM

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"does the one hate you because you were respectful and didn't take advantage of her while drunk?!"

The only thing I can figure is she thinks something happened b/c of the situation and thinks I lied to her.

They're 26 and 28, respectively.

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:44 PM. Reason : k]

6/7/2010 1:41:58 PM

Well then you might as well have fucked her.

6/7/2010 1:42:41 PM

ohhhh noooooooo

they should be that sloppy at that age. you def need to find someone better. at least someone who doesn't pass out in the kitchen

6/7/2010 1:43:18 PM

i fucking LOVE cookies

6/7/2010 1:46:16 PM

^^well in hindsight, yes I agree with you. Then every time I'd see her she could still be pissed off, and I could feel happy that I treated her like the dumb slut she is.

6/7/2010 1:46:48 PM

I hate him because he hot dog spooned me all night and wouldnt reach around.

6/7/2010 1:46:49 PM

ya gotta earn it man

6/7/2010 1:47:56 PM

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"they should be that sloppy at that age. you def need to find someone better. at least someone who doesn't pass out in the kitchen"

i resent this statement

6/7/2010 1:48:09 PM

You resemble that statement.

6/7/2010 1:50:29 PM

^^ You can pass out in my kitchen anytime.

6/7/2010 1:50:57 PM

^^yeah...i thought about posting that as well


^

6/7/2010 1:51:42 PM

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"My reward for such behavior is one of the girls hating me"

She doesn't hate you. She just actively avoids talking to you, making eye contact with you and being around you at all.

6/7/2010 1:56:47 PM

yeah...and that makes things especially awkward when she's his waitress

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:58 PM. Reason : well...awkward for pat...AWESOME for everybody else at the table]

6/7/2010 1:57:46 PM

Oh, well that's entirely different.

6/7/2010 1:58:31 PM

6/7/2010 2:04:02 PM

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"confession: i threw away 37 sample bottles of shampoo and conditioner and lotion from various hotels we've stayed in over the last few years. there were also about 15 bars of soap in there. "

threw away, like trash can? uhh maybe you should have donated them to a shelter. next time please reconsider.

6/7/2010 2:05:38 PM

i didn't even think about that

now i feel like a dork (for having that many just sitting in the drawer) and a jackass (for throwing them away)

6/7/2010 2:07:14 PM

whoops

wrong thread haha

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 2:27 PM. Reason : .]

6/7/2010 2:10:32 PM

sometimes TKE-Teg makes me think i'm very funny because i will send him a message on IM and he replies with "hahahaha"...

but then he'll say something lame and follow it up with "hahahaha"...

so then i get confused and just think i'm lame too

6/7/2010 2:50:58 PM

hahahaha

6/7/2010 2:51:21 PM

hahahaha

6/7/2010 2:51:54 PM

and now tww is giving me a complex because i don't know if i'm funny or lame

6/7/2010 2:56:41 PM