I am afraid that my past testimony on the matter is as much information as I can offer you.

6/19/2005 6:17:30 PM

oh, and it was great. thx!

6/19/2005 6:18:57 PM

Hey, you get what you pay for

6/19/2005 6:36:03 PM

that is not always true.

6/19/2005 7:24:55 PM

In this case, you got infinitely more than you paid for

6/19/2005 7:35:36 PM

ive got it for ps2 for $25 if anyone wants it.....

great condition pm me if you want it

6/19/2005 10:03:41 PM

Quote :

"RUMOR #5: At one point, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had XXX-rated minigames. Source: Gtasanandreas.net by way of the incorrigible rabble-rousers at UK resistance. (Warning: These pages contain images NOT suitable for children. Visitor discretion is advised.) The official story: Rockstar officials were not available for comment as of press time. What we heard: As a long and grinding workweek wound down, fate graced many-a-tired cubicle drone with one of the most hilarious game rumors yet. According to Gtasanandreas.net, one of its users had "discovered a few sections of unused code in the PS2 version of San An[dreas] for the girlfriend 'missions.' With a bit of memory hacking and such, he discovered these removed portions of mission scripting were to not only put the camera inside the girlfriends' house when you stop in for 'coffee,' but also to make a little minigame of it." As is often the case in the dating game, "coffee" equals "sex" (in this case, fairly graphic sex that involves the player winning a rhythm minigame to, er, score). Apparently, this same code was left in the PC (and presumably Xbox) version of the game, which is kind of hard to believe. [UPDATE] Initially, UK Resistance pointed out that many of the graphics look "awful and amateur," so RC gave it a "probably bogus" determination. But over the weekend, RC was sent "evidence" from Gtasanandreas.net that the hack was "real." In fact, the evidence was even more mature in nature. So while its origins are unclear, there is a San Andreas sex minigame out there. Bogus or not bogus?: Bogus or not bogus, it's definitely funny. By Tor Thorsen, GameSpot POSTED: 06/10/05 09:10 PM http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/gta4/news_6127362.html "

Quote :

" GTA SAN ANDREAS -- PORN SHAME! Ludicrously poor "sex game" discovered in Grand Theft Auto! Some PC hacking boffin has unlocked abandoned "shagging" bits hidden in the PC version of GTA: San Andreas. They look rubbish and embarrassingly poor! Let's laugh at them and feel smug and superior at how they look so rubbish! "A few months ago, Barton Waterduck discovered a few sections of unused code in the PS2 version of San An for the girlfriend "missions". With a bit of memory hacking and such, he discovered these removed portions of mission scripting were to not only put the camera inside the girlfriends' house when you stop in for "coffee", but also to make a little mini-game of it." http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/06/gta-san-andreas-porn-shame.html "

6/20/2005 8:04:24 AM

Quote :

"GTA SAN ANDREAS HACK -- CONFIRMED AS REAL That PC San Andreas sexy hack was genuine. Our new best internet friends at GTA San Andreas Net sent us a movie of it "in action", this time including FULL NUDITY, SEX IN THE MOUTH and a more varied selection of positions. Well, two more positions. The other two posisions. There are only three positions in sex, aren't there? "

here is the video:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2673401?showw=no&refsite=6721&htv=12&htv=12

6/20/2005 8:47:45 AM

I usually take my pants off in situations like that. GG Carl.

6/20/2005 10:40:08 AM

Quote :

"Clinton seeks video game sex scene probe WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Sen. Hillary Clinton pressed Thursday for a government investigation into how simulated sex cropped up in a modified version of the blockbuster criminal adventure video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas." Clinton asked the Federal Trade Commission to investigate the origins of a downloadable modification that allows simulated sex in the personal computer version of one of the most popular and controversial video games in history. "We should all be deeply disturbed that a game which now permits the simulation of lewd sexual acts in an interactive format with highly realistic graphics has fallen into the hands of young people across the country," Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/07/15/senate.videogame.reut/index.html

Oh lordy.

7/15/2005 9:51:36 PM

hillary...

QUIT TRYING, WE'RE NOT GIVING YOU THE NOMINATION

YOU WILL NEVER BE ELECTABLE

7/15/2005 9:53:49 PM

lol, "highly realistic graphics"
how about they launch a probe into the nude raider patch - that's been corrupting kids for like 10 years now

7/15/2005 10:05:32 PM

I can't stand to watch this thread die. It means so much to me.

9/20/2005 4:16:56 PM

I was unable to get a copy of this game on PC before they took it off the shelves

9/20/2005 5:42:07 PM

Sell you mine for a hundred bucks.

9/20/2005 5:51:01 PM

ill sell you a burn for 15

9/20/2005 5:53:39 PM

this game is [old]

4/3/2010 3:25:41 PM

wtf are you stalking my searches

4/3/2010 3:27:29 PM

Quote :

"NICE THREADS C.J."

4/3/2010 3:32:02 PM

I've played through GTA:SA about 3 times, but I've never had the patience to finish GTA4.

4/3/2010 3:52:49 PM

This is some 21 minute video that was apparently released if you bought the GTA:SA soundtrack, but its basically what happens leading up to GTA:SA...pretty cool...some spoilers if you never played GTA:SA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ZGQkq4m18

4/3/2010 3:56:43 PM

10/10

8/13/2010 4:16:27 AM

nice bump, best GTA game of all time

9/1/2010 10:44:00 PM

^ what he said

9/1/2010 11:54:49 PM

I've played through GTA:SA about 3 times, but I've never had the patience to finish GTA4.

nice bump, best GTA game of all time

9/2/2010 4:17:15 PM

"Yeah, them my ducats now"

I say this during poker and bet settlements

9/2/2010 4:20:24 PM

i've bought this game 3 times and i have no idea where my copy is but i really want to play

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9/3/2010 11:13:35 AM

bump

3/19/2011 11:23:15 AM

does it let you use cheat codes

3/19/2011 11:31:17 AM

i dunno if the XBox DL version does or not

3/19/2011 12:09:02 PM

http://www.xbox360cheats.com/Grand_Theft_Auto_San_Andreas

looks like they work

3/19/2011 12:15:32 PM

it'd be nice if they had a file you could DL that just had the whole game unlocked so you didnt have to play through it again just to get to all the areas

3/19/2011 2:21:58 PM

This is the only time I have regretted having a PS3 instead of XBOX.

3/19/2011 3:01:10 PM

^^yeah but sometimes you need to start from scratch, with no muscles, shitty clothes, and a motorcycle skill where you fly over the handlebars if you tap a fire hydrant at 1mph...then when you become all gangstered out, its worth it

3/19/2011 3:24:57 PM

i need to check and see if there's a cheat code where you dont have to eat food

3/19/2011 3:30:24 PM

Never finished this.

GTA4 is way better.

3/19/2011 3:30:52 PM

^^I'm generally busy enough with gang wars where I just get those hearts and vests and dont have to worry about eating

^i agree that the graphics in GTA4 are better than the graphics in GTA:SA

3/19/2011 3:35:34 PM

yeah if it wasnt for the stupid eating and working out i would've enjoyed this game a lot more. i think i quit playing because it wouldnt let me do one of the missions because "i didnt have enough swimming skills". man everybody knows niggaz dont swim

3/19/2011 3:40:01 PM

i thought it was ironic that the first GTA game that let you swim was the first one that featured you as a black guy

3/19/2011 3:45:35 PM

I took Denise on a date (girl who lives in the Grove) and she wanted me to drive around an area that suited her...so we get in my helicopter thats parked on the street in front of her house and just fly around the Grove until she's ready to go home for hot coffee

3/19/2011 3:49:36 PM

A straight black guy who owns a car dealer ship in San Fransisco?

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3/19/2011 4:49:43 PM

3/19/2011 5:00:46 PM

Loaded up my game from like a year ago. I think I just got to San Fiero, finished one mission and I opened up the driving school. Got a garage with like 20 motorcycles in it lol.

3/19/2011 5:19:09 PM

Controls in this game did not age well

3/20/2011 9:06:40 PM

the driving school section sucks a fat one on the 360. I think i turned on some cheat to improve driving. It was definitely way harder than i remember when i had it on regular xbox, but i don't think the controls are tooooo bad

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3/20/2011 9:35:36 PM

I bronzed/silvered the driving school in like 10 minutes the other day. Combat controls are terrible.

[Edited on March 20, 2011 at 9:38 PM. Reason : better than gta3 though where you couldn't lock on to targets]

3/20/2011 9:37:24 PM

turning around and aiming can be a bitch but its pretty easy to switch auto locks with RB and LB when you have a bunch of enemies in your line of sight

for some reason on the 360 downloaded version though it wont let me use a weapon with the jetpack, which kinda sucks

3/20/2011 10:26:26 PM

is there any hope of being able to play this on the PS3?

3/21/2011 10:31:34 AM

bump

11/12/2011 5:39:34 PM

SWEET.

I just picked this up again in anticipation of GTA:V. Just did the mission where you have to shoot down all of those radio controlled airplanes... took me like 15 times to finally get it done.

11/12/2011 6:33:24 PM