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"People who troll behind confessions are weak"

ditto. I think trolling on samwise is pretty ridiculous. It seems to me she only really posts about her health stuff to get advice and suggestions, plus I've learned a lot from what she has posted.

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9/6/2011 10:46:22 AM

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"I fucked one of the workers at Carmichael. Sex was bad but she gave the best head. Now I have to look at her every time I go workout"

welcome to the club. There are two girls who come to mind. Red head and brunette. Which one did you bag ?

9/6/2011 10:49:01 AM

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"As I get older, the number of one night stands have increased exponentially. It reminds me of what pilgrimshoes said about the number of his sexual partners increasing as he got around 23-25. "

9/6/2011 11:06:29 AM

how come people ask for confessions and you just send them to minkagirl


she's not going to fuck you

9/6/2011 11:08:59 AM

i'll take confessions.

9/6/2011 11:10:21 AM

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"i rarely dream about tww, but last night i dreamed that lp78 gave me a blowjob "

9/6/2011 11:22:21 AM

somebody send me confessions

9/6/2011 11:23:39 AM

you can thank Pikey's dumbass for that

9/6/2011 11:23:52 AM

lol

9/6/2011 11:23:57 AM

all i want to know is...


was i any good at it?

9/6/2011 11:25:13 AM

probably not

[Edited on September 6, 2011 at 11:34 AM. Reason : send confessions!]

9/6/2011 11:34:23 AM

well that's what i'm guessing as well...


but since it was a dream i figured there may be some hope

9/6/2011 11:39:32 AM

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"I somehow managed to pocket dial a friend with benefits while in the process of bringing a chick home from the bar last Friday. The FWB texted me on Saturday to tell me that she eavesdropped on the conversation for about 5 minutes and got upset about it, then later asked me to start dating her. I told her that I am cutting it off if she's getting attached. Why do women always seem to want guys more when they are with someone else? "

9/6/2011 11:45:10 AM

confess to me to keep me awake!

9/6/2011 12:45:51 PM

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"hooking up with a depressed girl is the worst. she'll be loyal as a dog but god damn she has no fighting spirit. I mean, if i wanted a dog I would have gottena dog. I guess i need to change girls up."

ouch that's pretty cold. maybe get her some help so she is a fighter again?

9/7/2011 12:19:15 AM

send me some confessions, boners!

9/7/2011 1:06:19 AM

Confess now

9/7/2011 1:08:08 AM

confess pls

PLS!

PLS PLS PLS!

need it

i need a good one

NOW

pls?

9/7/2011 10:21:41 PM

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"I want to get a breast reduction but I worry my husband won't be as attracted to me if I go through with it. "

pretty good one!

if it will make you feel better, and you'll get some nice shaped boobies in the process... oh and if he LOVES YOU then it won't matter anyways!

9/7/2011 10:29:22 PM

^agree. It's for your comfort; they'll probably look better, and he loves you and wants you to be happy.

9/7/2011 10:38:03 PM

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"I want to get a breast reduction but I worry my husband won't be as attracted to me if I go through with it"

How would you feel if he got his dick reduced?

9/7/2011 10:39:40 PM

When I worked as a nanny, one of the moms in the playgroup had a breast reduction once she was done having kids. She was incredibly happy with the results. She said that there was nothing quite like feeling comfortable without a bra.

9/7/2011 10:45:48 PM

I can think of at least one TWWer that's had one, and she was very happy with the results if memory serves.

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"How would you feel if he got his dick reduced?"

I understand it's a joke, but that's apples and oranges.

9/7/2011 10:50:06 PM

I'm just going to go out on a limb here


If I was married to a dude with an overly large peen I would probably be all about a dick reduction... The vaginal canal is only so big

[Edited on September 7, 2011 at 10:53 PM. Reason : but like ^ said, can't really compare the two]

9/7/2011 10:52:42 PM

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"Today I hooked up with my boyfriend in one of those booths in the back of a porn store on Glenwood "

I'm so jealous.

9/7/2011 11:40:09 PM

^oh hot

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"I think I am in love with arcgreek. He makes me swoon a little "

awwwwww i don't know this dude but swooning sounds amazing

9/8/2011 12:31:35 AM

I didn't confess that FYI

someone else is on my frat stars

9/8/2011 12:34:05 AM

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"Since it looks like you haven't gotten one when you were in that group that asked. I'm debating on moving to downtown Raleigh for the next year before I am told where I should move to. I found a condo I really liked and have been inquiring about it. I then realized this was the building a girl I used to date lives in. I sent her a message over google talk and found out it's the unit that directly neighbors her. Now, she's in a relationship, but it'd be weird being neighbors with a girl I almost slept with when we were seniors in college, even if the place is pretty awesome. It could potentially create some awkward hallway moments, but dammit if the place isn't awesome! I know this kind of thing shouldn't affect me, but the main reason things didn't work out between us was I was moving to a different state for my job out of school. So hooray awkwardness. I know I know, grow a pair, etc and I've basically decided I don't give a shit if it's awkward I really like the place and will probably be touring it this weekend to be sure it's where I want to move to."

haha tl;dr


but this confession has my approval because a ke$ha song title is mentioned in it

9/8/2011 10:59:52 AM

lol yeah chances are you won't see much of her in the hallways anyway.

9/8/2011 11:06:16 AM

until she gets mad at the bf and comes over to "visit"

9/8/2011 11:07:13 AM

then you whip out that dong playa BAM



also might be awkward when you hear her fuckin dudes through the walls

9/8/2011 11:08:26 AM

Just hear her banging her bf, thats all

9/8/2011 11:08:31 AM

to the top!

send me confessions while i wait for my laundry to dry

9/8/2011 12:47:33 PM

take pity on me by entertaining me while i listen to the most boring 2 hour call of my life.

send me confessions.

9/8/2011 12:48:17 PM

dont horn in on my confessions casstehsass

9/8/2011 12:48:49 PM

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"My peen has a curve. "

9/8/2011 12:52:30 PM

Confess to me....or just have a PM conversation with me....I'm bored.

9/8/2011 9:38:56 PM

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"i have been 'seeing' this guy for over a year, just casual, kind of keeping him in the background but he's a really nice guy and i always looked at him as someone i would want to date seriously but wasnt ready to date anyone seriously. i saw him today and i couldnt stop thinking about what it'd be like to fuck him, seriously ever time he opened his mouth... is this what men feel like all the time??! "

9/8/2011 9:50:19 PM

what a pleasant surprise:

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"I squirted for the first time in my life last night. "

9/8/2011 10:47:46 PM

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"^oh hot "I think I am in love with arcgreek. He makes me swoon a little ""

awwwwww i don't know this dude but swooning sounds amazing

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"I didn't confess that FYI someone else is on my frat stars "

There goes my immediate guess! Hrmmm....


[Edited on September 8, 2011 at 11:27 PM. Reason : ]

9/8/2011 11:25:06 PM

I was a little hurt that someone else is swooning....but then I remembered I don't swoon in secret so I still win

9/8/2011 11:40:15 PM

9/8/2011 11:43:29 PM

I've been rocking my croakies a lot this week (instead of resting the ray bans on top of my head)

I need more fratty in my life...may have to hit The Point this weekend

9/8/2011 11:55:36 PM

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"If I was married to a dude with an overly large peen"

Eric pwnt.

9/9/2011 10:16:13 AM

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"Today I hooked up with my boyfriend in one of those booths in the back of a porn store on Glenwood ""

i've always wondered if chicks ever go into those places. i thought they were pretty much just fag hang outs. so did you go into a room with a glory hole? could other people watch?

9/9/2011 11:21:13 AM

^2 hahahaha I mean way abnormal

Like the dude on discovery health that had a 13 in long peen with an 8 in circumference My friend and I decided to put it into perspective and it is wayyyy longer than her large stainless steel coffee mug

No thanks

(He also had to worry about spraining it all the time or something)

9/9/2011 12:41:36 PM

i remember reading an article in Rolling Stone about this guy who had a ginormous p33n and how he would walk around in spandex on purpose to freak people out and watch them stare. he also said he couldn't really have sex because he hadn't ever met a girl who could fit his penis entirely into her pikachu. it was a very weird but interesting article.

9/9/2011 12:49:44 PM

saline injected, vacuumed, or natural?

9/9/2011 1:23:44 PM

i love that you just pikachu

9/9/2011 1:25:07 PM

i really dont like the word "vagina" so i use vajeen or pikachu instead. entirely juvenile

9/9/2011 1:31:51 PM