The last five years have left me, old, fat, ugly and tired. But, I can change two of those for relatively little money. life's an adventure and all that crap too...
3/17/2008 12:28:53 PM
sigh, hell of a day it seems. yesterday was very nice though
3/17/2008 12:57:54 PM
I like my men like I like my coffee. Two to three times in the morning, once in the afternoon and once after dinner.
3/17/2008 1:13:02 PM
well good luck man. i really hope you are a star
3/17/2008 1:13:54 PM
HOLY F! i can't wait!!!
3/17/2008 1:57:07 PM
I should just live in Raleigh and commute to Greensboro...
3/17/2008 1:59:22 PM
i have a headache...too much caffeine and no food
3/17/2008 2:14:18 PM
i wouldnt mine a pepsi right now
3/17/2008 2:28:34 PM
i wouldn't mind some sexy-time right now
3/17/2008 2:30:09 PM
3/17/2008 2:32:00 PM
^^ditto
3/17/2008 2:32:20 PM
ditto
3/17/2008 2:33:14 PM
Tritto?
3/17/2008 2:35:02 PM
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3/17/2008 2:51:14 PM
your face is a mess
3/17/2008 2:51:15 PM
it'll wipe off...
3/17/2008 2:52:15 PM
wow, what a crappy day
3/17/2008 2:52:21 PM
my boss just walked in here and said that ^ I had a twinkie all over my face apparently lol
3/17/2008 2:52:24 PM
DUDE... TOMORROW!
3/17/2008 2:53:41 PM
LOL
3/17/2008 2:59:30 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3/17/2008 3:01:39 PM
I just cracked open a big bag of Pistachios.
3/17/2008 3:02:54 PM
now i want some pistachios.
3/17/2008 3:04:03 PM
pistachios are the shit
3/17/2008 3:06:05 PM
i'm not really sure what my life has resorted to when pilgrimshoes keeps telling me i'm his hero
3/17/2008 3:12:31 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee, waiting for me in the kitchen until I go get me some.LOL
3/17/2008 3:50:52 PM
oh god pistachios.........nom nom nom
3/17/2008 3:56:24 PM
i was watching a squirrel run across a powerline, do they fall on their feet like cats?[Edited on March 17, 2008 at 4:20 PM. Reason : asd]
3/17/2008 4:06:45 PM
3/17/2008 4:07:54 PM
sex
3/17/2008 4:17:03 PM
whoa whoa i...i can't wait...TO SEE YOU AGAIN/miley
3/17/2008 4:23:08 PM
I don't really care enough to handle these emails.
3/17/2008 4:27:13 PM
<3 raises
3/17/2008 4:29:28 PM
I start work in a cube farm in 13 days...
3/17/2008 4:36:55 PM
haha that new gov. of ny is a trip!!!
3/17/2008 4:37:58 PM
there are not enough hours in the f-ing day!!
3/17/2008 4:44:42 PM
installing final cut studio now.. who wants to make videos with me
3/17/2008 4:53:06 PM
you can try to get your dog to fuck my neighbors dog
3/17/2008 4:54:11 PM
how much collective time has been wasted on this thread...but really....
3/17/2008 4:55:51 PM
haha my dog is a girl
3/17/2008 4:56:12 PM
my neighbors dog is a boywhaddya know!
3/17/2008 4:56:30 PM
michael vick had dog rape stands
3/17/2008 4:56:38 PM
no rapeage of my dog
3/17/2008 4:57:00 PM
this other dog is half chihuahua half beagleimagine the babies dudeshe calls it a CHIWEAGLE, no joke]
3/17/2008 4:57:45 PM
Why is it that every guy feels the need to worship breasts? People are so f'ing focused on that area that they fail to see anything or anyone else. A girl doesn't have to have DDD's to be worthy.Beauty is on the inside as well as on the out IN OTHER AREAS fools! I can only hope that the big breasted ugly hearted people you have chosen will haunt you in the future -- when the huge boobs have fallen and you are now forced to look at that ugly ass face the rest of your life.Serves you right.
3/17/2008 4:58:00 PM
im gonna guess you're pretty ashamed of your boobies. its ok someone on here will take you
3/17/2008 4:58:52 PM
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