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8/20/2011 5:38:17 PM

Confess to me

8/20/2011 7:44:43 PM

Open for confessions. Confess to the best.

8/20/2011 9:00:52 PM

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" I've seen a couple TWWers on okcupid, and I've been tempted to talk to at least one of them on there. "

get u some

8/20/2011 9:37:06 PM

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"I would fuck either of my significant other's sisters in a heartbeat even if I knew she would find out and it would end our relationship. I love to fuck and I love to fuck new pussy. "

We all like new pussy. You just gotta find a way to keep the old pussy smelling like new pussy.

8/20/2011 10:50:52 PM

i wonder why that person isn't just fucking the sisters then? because they don't care if it ends the relationship? soooo....??? fuck sisters, get pussy

8/20/2011 10:56:35 PM

perhaps the sisters won't fuck him

8/20/2011 10:58:21 PM

ITT we learn that kadwackle would fuck a sister's boyfriend.

8/20/2011 11:03:05 PM

^^ good point

8/20/2011 11:03:45 PM

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"I got all wheezy-headed as I was reading up about vasectomies when reading the last page of the confessions thread. I rate my wheezyness by the amount of my vision that black spots take up. It was at 30% or so and I had to stop reading. I used to have trouble with shots when I was a kid. I had a strong reaction that made me pass out, or I just really strongly felt like bolting out of the room or punching the doctor in the face. This has made me realize that I'm not yet over my fear of normal medical stuff. I don't care how painful the procedure actually is, it makes me want to scream. I used to sit around and watch surgery videos in an effort to cure myself or maybe just a masochist pleasure. It was always extremely difficult to sit still. I literally would no longer be in the chair by the end of them. It makes me think of the 2girls1cup video, although I have no problem with that. For some reason I'm totally fine with vomit and poop eating, but thinking about a simple tube in my body, close to the surface, being cut triggers my fight-or-flight response. "

8/21/2011 6:33:34 AM

someone confess to me.

8/21/2011 2:16:57 PM

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"My kidneys hurt. I didn't even think that I drank that aggressively last night. On Sunday's I usually go and see my family. I hate to say it but it sucks. And is boring. I know that I should go anyway though so I do usually, but if I can find a good reason not to go, i use it. Actually makes me feel Mildly bad "

8/21/2011 3:45:38 PM

I wish I could see my family every Sunday

8/21/2011 3:49:41 PM

Me too.

8/21/2011 3:56:13 PM

I wish I could see my family every year

8/21/2011 3:57:11 PM

Doing my duty.
Open for Sunday confessional.

8/21/2011 5:40:08 PM

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"I have a decent amount of friends but no one close enough that I feel I can vent my problems and frustrations to. Sometimes I worry I'm cycling into a depression, but then I get angry at myself because I know in the grand scheme my problems are so insignificant compared to a lot of peoples. "

Start an anonymous blog!

8/21/2011 6:25:52 PM

It writes the 'fession and hits send or else it gets the hose again

8/21/2011 6:28:58 PM

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"I'm in a relationship where I'm getting treated like shit, and I can't bring myself to do anything about it. I have no doubts that it needs to end, but I can't bring myself to do it because I love her and/or I'm terrified of being alone. Its to the point that I'm about to lose friends over it, they aren't going to put up with me continually hurting myself by staying with her much longer. "

Solution: Start treating her like shit and force HER to end the relationship. In the meantime, line up another bitch to take her place.

8/21/2011 8:40:19 PM

That's just terrible advice

8/21/2011 8:49:04 PM

i think it's fantastic advice

8/21/2011 8:50:10 PM

i think it's ok advice.

8/21/2011 8:51:39 PM

8/21/2011 8:51:42 PM

Its not terrible advice

maybe finding another girl will give him confidence to send the bitch girl packing

8/21/2011 8:52:45 PM

Honestly, it's not the best advice, but remember that this girl treats him like shit. Why be ethical about it?

8/21/2011 8:54:48 PM

Quote :

"I would fuck bottombaby and I wouldn't even charge her. "

8/21/2011 9:38:13 PM

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"Solution: Start treating her like shit and force HER to end the relationship."

lol, I've used this numerous times

8/21/2011 9:41:14 PM

I never understood how someone could stay with a significant other that treated them like shit. And the sad thing is I was in such a relationship for awhile and never understood how I let it happen to me

8/21/2011 9:42:34 PM

^^It's true

[Edited on August 21, 2011 at 9:44 PM. Reason : ]

8/21/2011 9:43:06 PM

I too would fuck bottombaby, but I would have to charge her.

8/21/2011 9:44:26 PM

Actually ending it legitimately (in other words telling the bitch to fuck off) would boost his self esteem and set a good pattern for how to approach relationships in the future.

/after school special

8/21/2011 9:55:24 PM

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"I never understood how someone could stay with a significant other that treated them like shit. And the sad thing is I was in such a relationship for awhile and never understood how I let it happen to me"

We've all been there. It's a lot easier to see when you're outside looking in.

8/21/2011 10:39:42 PM

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"I usually get my mom a gift card to barnes and noble for her birthday. For some reason, the post office never delivered it. So I asked her if there was any particular book she wanted. She sent me her Amazon Wish List. It's all housewife porn. I'm a little grossed out. "

Romance novels? Get over it. It's a lot more story than sex. Even then, it's not particularly risque sex.

8/21/2011 10:59:52 PM

someone send me a naughty confession to raise my spirits please

8/21/2011 11:02:23 PM

aww YES! i LOVE naughty confessions

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"When I was a sophomore in college, I spent a night in a hotel room with two male friends. The three of us spent the entire night doing things in every imaginable combination other than actual intercourse. I loved watching the boys with one another and it's amazing to have more than a pair of hands on your body. I REALLY want to do it again, but I'm a big girl now and there will have to be fucking. "

8/21/2011 11:38:50 PM

The devil's threesome.

8/22/2011 12:04:18 AM

Quote :

"I loved watching the boys with one another"

8/22/2011 12:45:52 AM

send me a confession

8/22/2011 11:40:25 AM

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"I was sitting in Global Village on Friday and I pulled out my netbook to do some work while I was there. My computer was "locked", so when I entered my password it immediately flashes to a fullscreen web browser of chick giving a blowjob. I hadn't closed my porn windows the night before. I shut the netbook with a slam. Unless there was a barista hovering behind me at the counter (I was sitting with my back to them), no one saw the screen, but I got more than a few looks when I slammed the top down. "

8/22/2011 12:29:35 PM

^^^ HAHAHA

that really is the devil's threesome...a heaping extra portion of gay, and none of the giving the girl a little something extra.



(but in this case, it's still gay)

8/22/2011 12:35:15 PM

but they said its okay

8/22/2011 12:41:27 PM

Confess to me! Nothing about devils 3somes though ok guys?

8/22/2011 12:49:11 PM

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"I know who GeniuSxBoY really is. Josh Lazernick is his real name, and this is the pizza joint he owns: http://www.allaroundpizza.com/"

8/22/2011 12:51:15 PM

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"I never understood how someone could stay with a significant other that treated them like shit."

I never understood how people could treat a significant other in the aforementioned manner.

People are jerks, I guess.

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 1:45 PM. Reason : oh yeah, confess to me.]

8/22/2011 1:45:06 PM

thats not a secret about geniusboy

its been posted a bunch of times before

I believe he's even posted the name of his pizza place

8/22/2011 1:46:31 PM

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"At 26 years old, I am a virgin by choice due to religious reasons (Catholic). Lately I have been feeling like I am the last 26 year old virgin on Earth. Everyone else in my dateable age range all got married or and the ones who actually are virgins are complete social misfits. Friday night I ended up hanging out at a bar with this chick who is a friend of a friend. I've hung out with her a few times and we have had some chemistry. She is 31. She has a socially acceptable job now but she is an ex-stripper though she doesn't look or act like it (she's cute but definitely not trashy looking). We had a few drinks over the span of a few hours and she was getting more touchy-feely with me. Eventually she wanted to take me home with her. I declined, telling her that I was going to go back home to my place. I was being playful and not uptight. She laughed and said I was playing hard to get. I just sort of played along with that for the rest of the night. I asked her if any guy has ever declined such an invitation. She said that's never happened. We ended up making out in the parking lot and she asked me one more time to come back to her place "as friends." I laughed, kissed her again, walked to my car and went home. When I got home I checked my phone and I had a text from her that said "such a tease." I didn't respond. A couple days later (yesterday) I texted her to see if she wanted to hang out later this week. She has been somewhat evasive. I'm thinking this isn't going to go anywhere. "

8/22/2011 2:29:40 PM

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"Everyone else in my dateable age range all got married or and the ones who actually are virgins are complete social misfits."

everyone else is crazy and I'M the sane one



Good luck in your ventures

8/22/2011 2:33:00 PM

THEIR IDEAS ARE PERFECTLY TRUE!


[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 2:38 PM. Reason : everyone else IS crazy]

8/22/2011 2:35:27 PM

I'm the only sane one.


And I'll take your confessions

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 2:41 PM. Reason : r]

8/22/2011 2:41:08 PM

I'm opening my inbox for confessions.

8/22/2011 8:22:58 PM