Quote :

"You know you should by this car for your son.. It's a babe magnet... They all love the doors, and the mean sound the motor makes..."

Because my objective is to assist my son in bwning a girl and him likely doing something stupid like getting a girl pregnant.

Should target that ad at another market, like the blue-collar "I totally think I just got a fast car with cool features for cheap" market.

Most parents interested in buying their kids a car sure as hell aren't going to buy them something cool.

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 3:18 AM. Reason : This page is dedicated to the number 21.]

5/28/2009 3:17:41 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ctd/1199187453.html

K maybe it's just me but I'm not sure if a truck with that much damage is gonna be worth $5k. Could you even repair that for less than you'd pay for a similar used and not-totally-fucking-destroyed model?

And he posted this which has less miles, is newer, and appears to have less damage (there are still two front wheels, that's a marked improvement) and it's the same price.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ctd/1199187307.html

[Edited on June 1, 2009 at 5:59 AM. Reason : ]

[Edited on June 1, 2009 at 6:01 AM. Reason : Haha, actually I think those are all scams. Many in a row with different names/numbers @ $4950.]

6/1/2009 5:58:18 AM

another with the doors

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/1205591193.html

6/5/2009 4:44:26 AM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/1204224748.html

Quote :

"Cluster shows 230,000 miles but actual miles are only 120,000 you can tell by looking at Jeep. "

wat

6/5/2009 7:31:26 AM

What type of bike is this?

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/1215648204.html




[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 9:54 PM. Reason : BMW R-71, maybe replica, maybe deal of the month]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_Jiang_Motorcycle

[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 10:06 PM. Reason : .]

6/10/2009 9:41:46 PM

Yeah, that's definitely a Chinese replica of a 1938 BMW R71, probably from the 1970s. Parts are plentiful though, and the russians have been making Ural/Dnepr clones of that bike ever since WWII. If it was cheaper with a title I might pick it up just for the experience of working on one.

These neo-nazis crack me up:
http://www.blitzbikes.com/id33.htm


[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : .]

6/10/2009 11:33:23 PM

Quote :

"1967 HONDA S800 COUPE - $6500"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1193806550.html

6/10/2009 11:43:34 PM

This fool is running a Honda 800. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good


Jesse, don't do it. I bet you he's got more than a hundred grand under the hood of that car

6/11/2009 1:01:23 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/pts/1215108239.html

6/11/2009 9:13:20 AM

bttt

6/29/2009 9:53:41 AM

oops, wrong thread!

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 10:05 PM. Reason : ]

6/30/2009 10:02:03 PM

k nvm you moved it

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 10:06 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/30/2009 10:05:54 PM

i stick to reading the personal ads

7/5/2009 9:15:44 PM

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/1233747628.html

Looks like a really fun car for not a lot of $$$

http://killboy.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2009-07-01T04%3A06%3A00-04%3A00&max-results=20

7/8/2009 4:54:45 PM

post the damn ad before it gets taken down people

7/13/2009 10:26:42 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1220871338.html

Hmm... I'd love to throw an ls7 in dat thur vehicle...

7/14/2009 12:52:30 PM

Quote :

"Surprise all those little ricer kids with real German power and handling. "

lol

i dont think youre going to surprise much of anyone with 240hp in a 2800lb car. thats a slow 2000 formula

7/14/2009 6:33:49 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1262653773.html

Free Drums and Buckets...
If someone gets these, I wouldn't mind taking a drum and maybe a bucket or two...

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 11:54 AM. Reason : .]

7/15/2009 11:53:54 AM

free handjobs and herpes

7/18/2009 7:17:40 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1280867521.html

what about something like this?

7/21/2009 5:11:51 PM

possibly. if i were you, i'd get somebody who knew what they were doing to look over it.

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 5:21 PM. Reason : d]

7/21/2009 5:21:10 PM

are you not one of those ppl?

7/21/2009 5:22:11 PM

i can spot obvious shit, but i've never worked on hondas or yotas

7/21/2009 5:36:10 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1282045043.html

so a ford is no good?

7/21/2009 7:37:16 PM

we've had 4 tauruses go through my family. at one time, my mom, my aunt, and my granny all had 1 each. biggest thing we ever had to do was put a whole fucking steering rack in my aunt's. none of those 4 were that generation taurus, though. so i really don't know about that one, man. my aunt's also developed a small oil leak from somewhere, but i forget where it was coming from. my mom and my granny didn't have any issues at all. my mom drove the shit out of hers and i'm sure it didn't get serviced like it should've. the paint went to shit on it, but that was it.

if i were you, i'd want somebody to pull a wheel or two off and check brakes, ball joints, etc. and i don't even have a jack up here.

7/21/2009 7:49:55 PM

good to know

7/21/2009 7:52:04 PM

clint_taurus

7/26/2009 9:28:03 PM

Quote :

"Status : Suspended "

just like the rest of your failure names

7/26/2009 10:34:30 PM

^yeah. That's totally contributing to the thread...

Speaking of which...

[WANT]
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ctd/1282948676.html

There's 2 SS in my neighborhood. One is Blk/blk and the other is Red/blk (iirc). Both very sexy.

But I think rolling down the streets with this is more badass...

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1286602687.html

[Edited on July 26, 2009 at 10:44 PM. Reason : .]

7/26/2009 10:40:34 PM

Quote :

"^yeah. That's totally contributing to the thread... "

you are just as retarded at the worthless fuck above the my post. look at the next 3 pages of this sub forum.

go fuck yourself

7/26/2009 10:42:31 PM

Quote :

"you are just as retarded at the worthless fuck above the my post"

lol... That almost made 100% sense! I hear that practice makes perfect. Try again Don't worry, you'll get it one day! Seriously though. Do you babblefish much?

[Edited on July 26, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason : .]

7/26/2009 10:46:27 PM

new camaro's are badass

7/26/2009 11:12:44 PM

they don't do a damn thing for me

7/26/2009 11:16:47 PM

^ well if you had one they would. break transmissions that is. I dont know why the tremec cant hold the launch control shit.

7/26/2009 11:19:19 PM

you make no god damn sense at all dumbass

7/29/2009 4:36:37 AM

Free Honda Accord CV Boots:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1293114720.html

7/29/2009 11:24:22 AM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/1303025595.html

Quote :

"Ok heres the deal . this is probably the biggest hummer around it has a j austin ten inch lift with a two inch body kit .sittong on 52s michilins, If you own a business and want to get attention or have it wrapped and writre off the adds this is your rig if you just want to be the baddest ride in town this is your ride less than forty thousand miles in perfect shape . some one stole the radio but of course not big surprise in wilmington . you have to see this monster in person to appreciate its size . I have a step stool to get in and a sturip for me to hop in . I am short lets see you hop in it . Its fun I have had a ball with it but i am now getting ready to move to l a and cant take all my toys . take care and enjoy by the way it has been in a magazine . It is a 2000 wagon with grey interior and i also have the third seat for it . I have had hummers for since 94 from convertables to wagons and this is by far the most fun I have ever had . the picture with the girls they are amozons and i am realy standing in a whole . I wish ,I am 5 8 lol lol come and give my baby a good home . I also have a lifted f250 . it has been in several mag issues , oh by the way you have a great hummer dealer ship in charlotte ask them about this big boy they are a great bunch of guys very helpful got my first two hummers from them . oh one more thing the rims are 20 mickey thompsons .it also has a winch. "

8/3/2009 10:01:59 AM

^ That ad has it all. Little man syndrome, overpriced junk, and unmatched cheapness. How you going to try to sell a truck for $48k and be too cheap to put a new CD player in to replace the "radio" that got stolen?

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 10:23 AM. Reason : l]

8/3/2009 10:22:46 AM

Definitely LMS with a little bit of JEEP BRAH

8/3/2009 12:25:47 PM

I am so tired of dealing with retards on craigslist.

"I'll trade you 2 broken dirt bikes, a go cart with no motor and I'll paint your house for it."

8/5/2009 10:21:24 AM

They really are terrible.

8/5/2009 10:49:33 AM

i hauled 3 loads of furniture less than a mile away for a tdubber one time for 5 t-bone steaks, a coffee table, and an old 3 cd changer stereo that he was gonna throw away

8/5/2009 10:51:23 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1307583989.html


Really Ahmet!? $22.5k including gt3 setup, seats, etc?
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1307471992.html

[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2009 3:57:10 PM

8/7/2009 9:41:48 AM

Quote :

"Shirtless yard boy wanted (near selma) Date: 2009-08-07, 11:08AM EDT Reply to: job-eeve8-1310623991@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] part-time gardening and yard work. Serious replies only, please. * Location: near selma * Compensation: $8/hour to start * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. * Please, no phone calls about this job! * Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests."

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/lab/1310623991.html

8/7/2009 11:39:54 AM

^not sure what that has to do w/ The Garage. Funny tho.

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/mcy/1314941798.html

Quote :

"hi im 16 years old and all my life ive wanted a gokart i dont have a penny to my name but i really want a gokart im willing to trade every thing in my room. i got a psp a mp4 player a xbox 360 with grand theft auto and guitar hero i have a nice tv a skate board and a bike please help me out i can trade all this for a nice gocart or some of the stuff for a ok gokart please please give me a call thank you 336 267 6409 p.s all that stuff adds up 2 about 550 to 600 dollars. "

Sad

8/10/2009 8:49:42 AM

Quote :

"4X8 TRAILER GREAT CONDITION,NEW TIRES .LIGHTS, RAMPS,MADE WITH ANGEL IRON AND WOOD BOTTOM, AND 1 7/8 THS BALL. THIS TRAILER IS NOT TITLED"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/rvs/1313869353.html

This trailer is made from angel iron for extra safe hauling.

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 3:30 PM. Reason : l]

8/10/2009 3:29:54 PM

god damn idiots and your fucking caps lock.

8/10/2009 3:55:28 PM

Ragged You might could be interested in this...

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1317300338.html

8/11/2009 11:30:26 AM

sorry i cant be rollin in the verts. lokks like an ad I would make though

8/11/2009 11:35:03 AM