my favorite thing about this thread

is that it's continuous

12/6/2004 9:15:39 AM

just like herpes......might go away and be quiet for a while, but just when you are least expecting it, BAM, its back!

12/6/2004 9:23:03 AM

niiiiiiice, tkeaton. niiiiiice

12/6/2004 9:59:24 PM

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the girl's on the left are hideous. omg.

12/6/2004 10:01:51 PM

they are both pretty bad



[Edited on December 6, 2004 at 10:14 PM. Reason : they really are]

12/6/2004 10:13:27 PM

btt

12/7/2004 12:06:42 AM

^^ actually, I meant his statement about herpes. Didn't notice it was also he who posted the nasty b00bs. However, those directly above are not all that great either. The ones on the left are barely bigger the nipple, and the righties are almost non existant. But, the faces are cute, especially the brunette I'm a sucker for a brunette w/ good hair

12/7/2004 1:12:11 AM

There is something rather inviting about these boobs I think...

12/9/2004 1:23:27 PM

The fact that one could impale himself on them maybe ?

12/9/2004 6:06:50 PM

^^Cone tits

12/9/2004 6:15:19 PM

Although it is not titty related, I am posting this here rather than continually starting pointless new threads for a simple observation of a picture that most people couldn't care less about...

Like this one... all I gotta say is... Damn I like that meat hanging out... it's my new fetish.

12/9/2004 6:17:19 PM

[Edited on December 9, 2004 at 7:56 PM. Reason : .]

12/9/2004 7:55:53 PM

^gross

^^and gross

12/9/2004 7:57:32 PM

The Joy of Sexual Physics
with Dr John

"Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics"

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SEX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT AN ADVISABLE FORM OF PROCREATION

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10. Penile length contraction:
According to the relativistic theory of length contraction, this is an inevitable consequence of performing sex at the speed of light. An average penis of length 13cm traveling at 99% the speed of light will contract down to a length of only 1.8cm (this is about the same length as the smallest functional penis officially recorded). At the speed of light, length contraction leads to an interesting paradox in which the penis seems to have no length at all, but is still managing to have sex somehow.
9. Penile black hole formation:
At the speed of light, relativity also predicts that the penis will attain infinite mass, essentially becoming a black hole. When its owner realises that his penis has turned into a black hole, he will become profoundly depressed and overcome by a feeling of loss. John Bobbitt would understand; but Mr Bobbitt had his penis sewn back on, whereas a penis lost to a black hole is a penis lost forever.

8. Penis vaporisation:
If the penis is not lost to a black hole, it will be lost to the uncaring force of friction. A penis traveling in and out of a vagina at close to the speed of light will be subjected to enormous resistive forces. Since resistive forces are proportional to speed, this will heat up the penis enormously. The temperature of the resulting internal environment will be so high that the penis molecules will actually undergo a phase transition into a gas, vaporising the penis almost instantaneously.

7. Relativistic flaming semen:
In the unlikely event that a vaporised penis can perform ejaculation, then the relativistic semen will create enormous air resistance, burst into flames almost instantaneously, and generate enormous impact forces. These forces will be sufficient to pierce a small hole straight through a woman's lower torso, just like a speeding bullet, only incinerating the surrounding tissue as it passes through.

6. Time-dilated necrophilia:
Unfortunately, the woman will probably be dead before ejaculation anyway. According to the relativistic theory of time dilation, then if the man is to actually thrust in and out at a speed infinitesimally close to the speed of light, then from his point of view, his partner will be ageing extremely quickly, and will be long dead before he ejaculates. Legally, he will be committing necrophilia.

5. Lack of visual appeal:
Time-dilated necrophilia, flaming relativistic ejaculation and penile black hole formation are all very dramatic, but unfortunately they don't translate well onto the big screen. In reality, relativistic sex would only last for a fraction of a second, and would appear as a sort of muddy grayish white smudge, since the eye merges all images together at such high speeds. This is probably not visually appealing enough to make a porn-at-the-speed-of-light series out of.

4. Religious values:
Certain branches of Christianity would view porn-at-the-speed-of-light immoral anyway. It's in the Bible.

3. Property damage:
A penis is made up of a collection of charged molecules, and accelerating charged molecules emit radiation. To accelerate charged penis molecules up to the speed of light in a single thrust requires enormous acceleration. This will produce a frequency and intensity of radiation similar to that produced by a small nuclear explosion. It may be worth hiring out a hotel room if you don't want your own room obliterated.

2. Deafening sonic booms:
As a penis accelerates up to the speed of light, it will inevitably surpass the sound barrier, producing deafening sonic booms with every inward and outward thrust. If the neighbours haven’t already been woken by your moaning, they will be now. Or then again maybe not, because they will be conveniently deafened and unable to hear you.

1. Excessive dietary requirements:
The amount of energy required to accelerate an average person up to 99% the speed of light for a single inward thrust is approximately equal to 16 million billion kilojoules. This is equivalent to the amount of energy gained by consuming 78 trillion weetbix. But 78 trillion weetbix will increase an average person’s mass by approximately 1.2 trillion kilograms, requiring them to eat even more weetbix just to accelerate this additional load up to the speed of light. Nine out of ten nutritionists may recommend weetbix, but this is slightly more than the recommended daily intake.

12/18/2004 2:05:14 AM

less talk more tits

12/27/2004 6:24:37 PM

bttt

12/28/2004 2:54:01 PM

^^^i dont know what thats all about

[Edited on December 29, 2004 at 7:08 AM. Reason : nfd]

12/29/2004 7:08:21 AM

These are just disgusting in my opinion.... and to think that she's proud of them.

12/31/2004 6:50:03 AM

that, my dear, is what we call flabby titties. I mean the areolas aren't supposed to be bigger than the fucking tit itself

12/31/2004 12:56:13 PM

bttt.

and that chick ^^ looks like one of the ones from sex and the city.

1/12/2005 8:29:17 PM

^^^ photoshopped?

1/12/2005 8:55:46 PM

1/12/2005 9:00:42 PM

definitely not Kristin Davis.

1/13/2005 12:09:29 AM

My new favorite!

damn it... hold on

[Edited on January 13, 2005 at 11:50 AM. Reason : f'ed up]

1/13/2005 11:49:27 AM

HERE IT IS...

1/13/2005 11:51:42 AM

1/13/2005 11:55:54 AM

1/13/2005 1:32:35 PM

1/14/2005 10:07:10 AM

scary twat!

1/15/2005 1:25:50 AM

[link] http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=news lady[/link]

1/15/2005 11:56:18 AM

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=news%20lady

1/15/2005 11:57:32 AM

^WTF!

1/15/2005 12:58:49 PM

Quote :

"^WTF!"

i second that...

1/15/2005 2:24:09 PM

HAHAHAHA

1/15/2005 2:42:14 PM

them some tig ole bitties

1/25/2005 9:54:37 PM

saggy titties too

1/25/2005 10:40:15 PM

face isn't much, but the tits r nice

1/25/2005 10:41:15 PM

I predict its a walking petri dish

1/25/2005 11:04:09 PM

[image]http://www.thewolfweb.com/photos/00377847.jpg[/image]

1/27/2005 9:26:01 AM

Ohh that's just great!

1/27/2005 9:26:37 AM

1/27/2005 9:02:27 PM

wow

2/1/2005 12:43:47 AM

bttmft

2/27/2005 4:26:42 PM

atta boy

2/27/2005 4:45:26 PM

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-74.htm

2/28/2005 9:08:17 AM

3/19/2005 12:11:57 AM

3/19/2005 12:56:55 AM

classic

3/19/2005 12:59:43 AM

oh, how I love jennifer love hewitt

3/19/2005 1:03:34 AM

I want her at the start of a page...

3/19/2005 1:05:48 AM