Quote :

""My husband is out of town and and I can't stop looking at w4w personals... I'm sure I won't respond to any but I can't stop thinking about meeting up with hot chicks ""

have you told your husband about these fantasies? he may be down for a threesome and then you both win!! i honestly would have no problem with my SO being with a woman.

7/28/2011 10:18:38 AM

Quote :

"Sometimes I feed my dog ice cream just to watch her scarf it down and freak out from an ice cream geadache "

!

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 12:30 PM. Reason : spelling as per PM ]

7/29/2011 12:30:16 PM

Quote :

"I have an e-crush on theduke866 "

e-crushes on tdubbers!

7/31/2011 12:38:30 AM

We know, divababy.

7/31/2011 12:39:34 AM

lol why would I confess that in private when I publicly ask the guy to destroy my vagina on a daily basis?

7/31/2011 12:41:40 AM

^ that

7/31/2011 12:42:06 AM

haha i thought it odd too, well youve got competition now.

7/31/2011 12:42:12 AM

and for cb sake it wasn't me either

7/31/2011 12:42:24 AM

7/31/2011 12:43:15 AM

confess to me

8/2/2011 11:11:20 PM

I"ll take some.

8/2/2011 11:13:18 PM

I'm opening my inbox for your confessions.

8/3/2011 12:03:20 AM

I havent gotten one in awhile.

8/3/2011 12:07:30 AM

Quote :

"I like fucking "

What a surprise.

8/3/2011 12:11:07 AM

send me a confession about some fucked up shit

8/3/2011 1:44:45 AM

Quote :

"awesome day today... went to the reedy creek trail that goes over 440, smoked a j, and watched the cars go by for a couple of hours, thats all i have to confess today"

yay!

8/3/2011 1:52:48 AM

Quote :

"I think i might be developing a crush on a 19 year old co-worker. i'm 8 years older If the feelings were mutual, what would you do TWW?? "

tap that & run far far away.

Quote :

"I want to learn how to achieve orgasm by myself without touching my penis. When I learn this skill, I want to purchase plastic or rubber underpants and figure out how to nut in public without being detected. "

kinky.

8/3/2011 4:57:39 AM

Quote :

"i got a laser hair removal consultation today for $4700 i can be hair-free in the following areas face hands feet snatch foreeeevvveeeerrrr ahhhh "

8/3/2011 9:08:08 AM

^don't you think legs would be a little more important than feet or hands?

8/3/2011 10:03:09 AM

Seriously, I'd do legs and underarms before I did anything else.

8/3/2011 10:10:40 AM

maybe they have extra hairy extremities and not so hairy legs?

i have odd hair on my toes, lol, but my legs aren't so hairy, grr hair and its wacky patterns

i wanna get everything lasered someday when i have bookoos of $$

8/3/2011 10:12:21 AM

if it was an issue, i would totally do face first.

8/3/2011 10:12:40 AM

surface area for legs >>> surface area of feet + face + snatch (hopefully) + hands

though hands is odd

8/3/2011 10:13:42 AM

Laser hair removal is only partially permanent... it doesn't kill all the hair follicles. It reduces hair by 40 to 80 percent. If you want the most effective treatment, go for electrolysis.

8/3/2011 10:18:31 AM

sounds like a hobbit

8/3/2011 10:19:05 AM

might be... never know who be on tdub

8/3/2011 10:22:43 AM

Quote :

"tap that & run far far away."

Dear bottombaby,

You're my favorite TWWer.

<3,
Byrn Stuff

8/3/2011 11:44:15 AM

shit, why run? she legal. tap it til you get fired

8/3/2011 11:47:48 AM

Quote :

"i steal rolls of toilet paper from work. and hand soap. "

and

Quote :

"Yesterday I laid off one of my directs as part of a company layoff. The employee was definitely the worst performer of all my directs. I had been working with this person for the last several months to improve their performance, and progress had been made, although this person still had a long way to go. I was informed of this about a week ago. On some level I think it's the right decision in that if I had to lay someone off, this person is the most deserving. Even then, it's a lot harder than I ever thought it would be. I haven't slept well for a week, and don't see that changing anytime soon. "

8/3/2011 12:34:09 PM

Quote :

"shit, why run? she legal."

Bitches be crazy and this bitch is unseasoned and has access to him on a daily basis.

[Edited on August 3, 2011 at 2:44 PM. Reason : IS!]

8/3/2011 2:42:14 PM

I want a PM

8/3/2011 2:43:01 PM

Quote :

"Bitches be crazy and this bitch unseasoned and has access to him on a daily basis."

The obvious solution would be to hit it and create a "quest for da booty 2.0" thread

8/3/2011 2:43:56 PM

bored. evening plans got nixed. send some confessions

8/4/2011 1:08:54 AM

god damn it

8/4/2011 1:10:04 AM

I want confessions!!!!!

8/4/2011 2:49:06 AM

Quote :

"I found out my mom smoked pot and dropped acid while pregnant with me I'm not sure whether to be mad or thankful I'm not screwed up."

8/4/2011 4:49:26 PM

Quote :

"my mom told me recently that my best friend growing up was the product of some drama. her mom was cheating on her boyfriend with the brother and got pregnant. she broke up with the boyfriend, married the brother that got her pregnant and raised my friend. they went on to have a second child. the thing is, i don't think my friend knows any of this. my mom and her mom used to be friends when we were growing up. my friends mom would get hammered drunk and tell my mom stuff. she also smoked while she was pregnant with my friend but my friend knows that. "

Quote :

"An ex-gf of mine is looking at jobs in my area. If she moves in town, I'm afraid that I'm gonna bwn her. I don't want to bwn her and I shouldn't bwn her. But it's so damn tempting. "

[Edited on August 4, 2011 at 10:33 PM. Reason : lasj]

8/4/2011 10:33:07 PM

Quote :

"I have an e-crush on theduke866"

should have confessed that to me.


in related news, i'll take confessions.

8/5/2011 12:09:41 AM

...and here's one:

Quote :

" I've fallen in love with someone in a relationship, and I do not know how to handle it. "

8/5/2011 8:47:50 AM

confess to me!

8/5/2011 8:51:06 AM

Quote :

"I fucked and subsequently cuddled with a dude last night who is not my boyfriend. He also just turned 18. I now find myself questioning my relationship, as I'm more attracted to this other dude... "

8/5/2011 9:50:42 AM

damn that's fucked up yo

8/5/2011 10:08:09 AM

Pick meeeeeee

8/5/2011 10:18:53 AM

Quote :

"I found a mysterious thumb drive in my trunk today. Turns out my sister's fairly attractive friend did a wedding boudoir shoot . What was it doing in my trunk and how do I secretly return it to my sister? "

BLACKMAIL! Get you some $$$$$.

Quote :

"Quote : "So I'm going out with this girl this weekend that I just met, and I don't really know anything about her. So I put her name into the 'ole google machine, and her name popped up on a college message board in a thread titled "biggest sluts on campus." DAMN! SLUTS! I'm excited " Okay, so I went out with her. Now it burns when I pee "

Awesome!

8/5/2011 11:04:09 AM

^ someone is trying too hard

8/5/2011 11:20:45 AM

I'll take one.


Also, the thumb drive, just act like you didnt look at it. Say you don't recognize it and ask if it is your sisters...

[Edited on August 5, 2011 at 11:26 AM. Reason : .]

8/5/2011 11:22:41 AM

The confessional is open

make it a juicy one

8/5/2011 12:00:35 PM

Somebody confess to me please

8/5/2011 12:41:45 PM

send me confessions!

8/5/2011 2:16:28 PM

set em up

8/5/2011 2:44:04 PM