Savage Garden - Truely Madly Deeply was my first slow dance song.
2/14/2010 10:50:47 PM
my tongue is a lovely shade of blue
2/15/2010 10:30:02 AM
I look like I pissed myself
2/15/2010 7:27:31 PM
I am now for the most part, a nudist.
2/15/2010 7:29:25 PM
2/15/2010 7:32:26 PM
i seriously can't find a single redeeming thing about my impending 28th birthday. i'm like, spiraling down into this horrible depression about how i'm gonna be 28 years old, married almost 2 years, and i still have no desire for kids. we should be starting a family by now! but we're not. and if you look at the numbers, we probably should start thinking about and planning for children if we want them at all....but we're not.at the rate these years are going by, i'll be 40 before i know it. god damn.
2/16/2010 9:30:41 AM
I fart on airplanes.Sbds
2/16/2010 1:00:23 PM
i really made an attempt to do my hw and go to bed early and i was totally going to go to my first class tomorrow for real this timebut then something came up and i'm in the midst of a crisis so i doubt i'll be going
2/22/2010 3:54:36 AM
i've listened to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" 7 times so far todaymake that 8
2/22/2010 12:41:02 PM
I fucking love her cd.
2/22/2010 12:41:39 PM
ga ga ooh la lara ma ro ma ma
2/22/2010 12:41:52 PM
at the bar Friday night i played it twice, and this old guy got up and danced with me and actually it goes:rah-rah-ah-ah-ahroma roma-magaga ooh la lawant your bad romance[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:44 PM. Reason : .]
2/22/2010 12:42:33 PM
today for lunch i had a package of provolone cheese
2/22/2010 3:31:06 PM
constipation cha cha cha
2/22/2010 3:31:58 PM
I watched youtube videos all day long. I was bored.
2/22/2010 5:57:36 PM
i'm in my office by myself a lot of the time and i find myself talking to myself all the time
2/23/2010 10:40:16 AM
i'm fucking grumpy this morning, probably from having to get up early and from my roommates never fucking cleaning up after themselves in the kitchen, the gravy train ends this summer boys
2/23/2010 10:42:00 AM
i had a dream that involved tww last nighti'm ashamed
2/23/2010 1:41:09 PM
[Edited on February 23, 2010 at 1:42 PM. Reason : .]
2/23/2010 1:42:38 PM
Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" count for the day: 11
2/23/2010 2:16:00 PM
^LOL
2/23/2010 2:17:33 PM
Hah, I was listening to Kenny Loggins "Footloose" upwards of 20 times a day last month. This is nothin'
2/23/2010 2:18:26 PM
i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
2/23/2010 2:24:19 PM
My balls are really, really sweaty right now.
2/23/2010 2:26:52 PM
Ughhh I am still so hurt from my crazy weekend bender but I just telling everyone I have the flu. Also, yes, I and others spent like 10 hrs getting drunk with random people on chatroulette . This felt good.
2/23/2010 2:34:31 PM
I hate wearing heels because they're noisy when I walk down the wall, thus making everyone look at me. Sometimes they glance and immediately look away which is fine, but sometimes they take a double look and it makes me self-conscious, like there is something on my face or a button is undone.
2/23/2010 4:16:32 PM
this girl that i met at the bar a couple of weeks ago hit me up on facebook and i didn't even give her my info and we have no mutual friends.....this should be a warning sign, but i know i'll just end up hitting it and moving on
2/23/2010 4:20:39 PM
they looking atcho booty
2/23/2010 4:23:25 PM
i know i was
2/23/2010 4:24:05 PM
I sent one of my students from last semester a Facebook message, and now she has her Facebook profile set to private
2/23/2010 10:59:46 PM
I am terrible with names until I see a face, and I was reminded how badly tonight
2/23/2010 11:03:50 PM
When you fart in the water, it still smells.
2/23/2010 11:10:15 PM
I am watching the O'Reilly Factor
2/24/2010 8:23:07 PM
i've been in the office for an hour and haven't gotten ANY work done
2/25/2010 10:32:16 AM
i tossed n turned til 5amnow i'm awake again
2/25/2010 10:53:48 AM
Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" count for the day: 5
2/25/2010 10:54:40 AM
loli take pride in the fact that i've never heard a lady gaga song the whole way through.in confess that it's before 11, but i need a beer.
2/25/2010 10:57:49 AM
My confession is that up until 2 weeks ago, I hadn't heard a Lady Gaga song all the way through either. I just had this underlying hatred for her for some reason, so anytime I heard a song I changed the station.But outta the blue, I decided I wanted to see one of her music videos, just for the crazy outfits and choreography. So I watched the Bad Romance music video and the song just sorta CLICKED for me. And now I can't stop listening to it I'll be over it in a month.]
2/25/2010 10:59:33 AM
Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" count for the day: 4I've been busy with other things, LOL.
3/1/2010 10:36:03 AM
why not listen to other songspaparazzi and telephone, for instance
3/1/2010 10:37:24 AM
I have Paparazzi, Just Dance, and Poker Face on my ipod. Those are also getting play. Just not as much as Bad Romance
3/1/2010 10:38:55 AM
Telephone is annoying to me
3/1/2010 11:14:59 AM
^me too
3/1/2010 11:18:08 AM
In the last six months, about 5 moles have appeared on my face and it's driving me crazy. I guess I should just see the dermatologist to see about removing them.
3/1/2010 12:22:42 PM
I started drinking at 11:30 this morning
3/1/2010 1:26:09 PM
i treated this 19yr old girl very very bad this past weekend at the rodeo cook-off...
3/1/2010 1:32:41 PM
In spite of my best efforts, I make a suckass boyfriend.
3/1/2010 1:34:05 PM
My mother is just a few hundreths of a point (on the diagnostic test) shy from being diagnosed with lupus. That diagnosis would qualify her for a state-run (or state-sponsored?) high-risk insurance program: that is, she'd have insurance for real, and not just in name only.Cancer and a history of suicide attempt would also qualify her (dad already qualifies via another condition). I offered to coach her on staging a successful but safe suicide attempt. She said no. So now we're waiting for spring's skin cancer awareness/screening fairs, and I'm hoping that suspicious spot on her face is skin cancer. But not melanoma
3/1/2010 1:40:10 PM
i would like to know you stage a suicide attempt and successfully (and safely) fail?
3/1/2010 1:45:30 PM
it's more about convincing the right people that you meant it, than it is about the method And there are certain statements/sentiments that must always be given further consideration. Make those statements, and then in subsequent interviews, don't convince them that you aren't a danger to yourself, and you'll be committed. Hey...maybe thats why she said no!
3/1/2010 1:51:40 PM