i really just want to go to sleep...


and part of me wants to not wake up

5/17/2009 10:36:39 PM

omd that toco bell and caramel empanada was SO GOOD

5/17/2009 10:36:50 PM

Dane Cook is not funny.

5/17/2009 10:37:48 PM

i agree with all three of the above posts

5/17/2009 10:42:53 PM

Quote :

"i really just want to go to sleep... and part of me wants to not wake up "

if you need help with that call me.

5/17/2009 10:54:00 PM

don't tempt me

5/17/2009 10:56:34 PM

IP: i do not care about you at this time

5/17/2009 11:06:36 PM

Crysis is SO much more fun when you have the sniper scope + suppressor + SCAR.

5/17/2009 11:16:30 PM

i have to have a phone conference with one of my profs in the morning

i really, really, REALLY don't want to

5/17/2009 11:33:51 PM

I have such a love/hate relationship with sleep.

5/17/2009 11:34:05 PM

<sub>School teachers, bet you thought you heard it all! Well, check this one out:

How would you pronounce this child's name?

Le-a (written just like that)

Leah?? No.
Lee - A?? Nope.
Lay - ahh?? No.
Lei?? Guess Again.

It's pronounced 'Ledasha.' Oh yes, you read it right. This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this, please remember to pronounce it correctly. When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, 'The dash don't be silent.'</sub>

5/17/2009 11:49:23 PM

hope its on a land line

5/18/2009 12:00:50 AM

^^HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Edited on May 18, 2009 at 12:02 AM. Reason : assuming it's real]

5/18/2009 12:02:07 AM

Same for Sh'

...

Shapostrophe.

5/18/2009 12:03:00 AM

omfg how is that legal?

5/18/2009 12:03:34 AM

[snide remark withheld!]

5/18/2009 12:04:50 AM

for crazy names, i heard of one story:

nurse: "what name do you have picked out for the baby?"
mother: "she be wanda"
nurse: "ooooook"

daughters name: shebewanda

5/18/2009 12:04:56 AM

Semaj ... James backwards


Twins: Orangejello & Lemonjello

hi, mom's a nurse.

5/18/2009 12:05:52 AM

I've never met someone with a ! (tongue click) in their name, but I kind of hope one day that I do.

5/18/2009 12:06:18 AM

maybe in her culture the first name was always like a simple sentence

[Edited on May 18, 2009 at 12:07 AM. Reason : Ibejoshjr lol]

5/18/2009 12:06:30 AM

Autumn Falls Of A Godless Winter Death That Is Burning With A Hornless Unicorn, by Death Before Dying On A Twisted River That's Bleeding?

5/18/2009 12:08:58 AM

Holy shit... Dane Cook actually said something funny in his stand-up act.
Good for him.

Haven't even seen him spaz-out like an annoying douche yet.

5/18/2009 12:11:20 AM

Ibepurpledinosaureatinmcdonalds

5/18/2009 12:11:26 AM

its bedtime i think.......

5/18/2009 12:20:03 AM

she is applying some serious peer pressure

i dont wanna go out, im comfortable in my bed

5/18/2009 12:21:17 AM

so tuff

5/18/2009 12:22:09 AM

60% of the grade of a PE class is written work?
and the instructor seems to be doing her best to come across as a curt bitch?

I dunno about this :-\

5/18/2009 12:30:46 AM

thats why god created credit only

5/18/2009 12:32:49 AM

6000

5/18/2009 12:34:52 AM

"Dance Flick"

Apparently the Wayans brothers saw the colossal failures of Date Movie/Epic Movie/ect and decided they wanted a piece of the shit pie.

5/18/2009 12:37:24 AM

sweet, cant wait

5/18/2009 12:39:27 AM

5/18/2009 12:57:51 AM

id say its lovvvve.

and dane cook with a short ass haircut

5/18/2009 1:27:24 AM

bedtime

5/18/2009 1:30:09 AM

5/18/2009 1:31:14 AM

^^^^Brainiac looks wicked sweet

5/18/2009 3:25:06 AM

sleep still escapes me

5/18/2009 3:51:00 AM

3 day weekend!
achieved via illness!

my throat is really sore and swollen. it feels like I have tonsillitis again, but I have no tonsils.

5/18/2009 7:34:43 AM

i miss you

more than you realize, i think

5/18/2009 7:37:20 AM

i went to sleep around 330... and i woke up 20 minutes ago


and I feel absolutely fine- boy, am I gonna crash later...

5/18/2009 7:43:48 AM

^same.

I do not want to work today.

5/18/2009 7:46:02 AM

I feel like I'm about to crash in like, an hour.

5/18/2009 7:57:42 AM

Quote :

"i went to sleep around 330... and i woke up 20 minutes ago "

i only made it to midnight and got up at 6..but after this wknd i'm gonna be screwed in a few hours i believe. i needed like 12 hours of sleep to have any chance of not crashing today..or a bottle of no doze

[Edited on May 18, 2009 at 8:13 AM. Reason : asd]

5/18/2009 8:12:49 AM

haha yeah, this weekend was killer for me too- and i definately paid for it yesterday


i luckily (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it) have nothing to do today, so a nap is a possibility

5/18/2009 8:47:31 AM

yeah i almost threw up on the way to the airport yesterday and a few more times throughout the day.. it wasn't pretty

damn you vodka, why are you so delicious?

5/18/2009 9:04:25 AM

^haven't you been crazy drunk for the last 3 or 4 nights? i think i've seen you post about it.

5/18/2009 9:08:14 AM

haha yea i was in Memphis for a wedding.. free alcohol the whole time so we were all pretty trashed

[Edited on May 18, 2009 at 9:09 AM. Reason : just fri and sat night.. nothing too crazy]

5/18/2009 9:09:17 AM

not at a wedding myself, but rampant drinking

5/18/2009 9:14:15 AM

ah yes, weddings are an excuse to drink heavily, especially when the booze is free

5/18/2009 9:24:34 AM

i actively looked for this thread to

set em up

5/18/2009 9:26:58 AM