So not normal

8/20/2026 10:01:41 AM

No page in this thread should be without this touching send-off:

8/20/2026 10:09:39 AM

He had his "episode" on June 14th, and he hasn't been seen or heard in public since. 80 days. And a statement (or photo) hasn't been released since August 6th, when he was supposedly released from rehab.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/scott-jennings-cornered-on-his-calls-with-missing-mitch-mcconnell/

9/3/2026 10:46:16 AM

9/3/2026 10:50:02 AM

Fuck M McConnell! Fuck M McConnell with a C5 corroded San Angelo bar!!

9/3/2026 1:00:39 PM

😂

9/6/2026 6:26:24 PM

Still somehow he remains tethered to this mortal
coil

9/14/2026 10:14:09 PM

He refuses to yield his time

9/15/2026 7:38:20 AM

So not normal.

Why are these dying politicians so opposed to retiring before they keel over?

9/15/2026 11:04:41 AM

It’s simple - they don’t want to potentially give up their seat to a potential opposite.

As long as Mitch is in, he’ll likely remain in. If he bows out, then someone new will need to be voted in.

9/15/2026 11:17:21 AM

Yeah, I get that. But it just seems that concern would fade when you're facing impending death.

9/15/2026 11:22:52 AM

If I were about to keel over and made $174,000 per year, with unlimited PTO and sick pay, I'd consider staying tethered to my "employer." That POS does have 3 children that he could pass those earnings down to.

9/15/2026 2:34:43 PM

And really, what does he do? He has aides that write everything for him. Really….what does he do?

9/15/2026 4:38:10 PM

there aint one single synapse firing in that man's skull

9/15/2026 6:31:14 PM

So is this thread just a placeholder for whenever?

9/15/2026 9:56:24 PM