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dtownral
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yeah, on the gantt chart, time goes left to right. what is the other meaning though, what is the confusion?

[Edited on March 30, 2017 at 2:09 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2017 2:08:56 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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"silos" is the new one going around the outfit i work for

like "Bill works in a silo" or "they put that group in a silo". i guess it means they just go straight up and down the org chart and don't talk/interact with other groups laterally or something. i don't fucking know.

is this new or just new to my company?

10/3/2017 8:53:36 PM

ssclark
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"full transparency"


irritates the living shit out of me

10/3/2017 8:55:46 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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on the plus side, they seem to have moved on from "suboptimization", whatever the fuck that meant

10/3/2017 9:06:52 PM

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^^ just new to your company

10/3/2017 9:21:26 PM

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Quote :
"Let's circle back"


= no.

10/3/2017 11:58:54 PM

ENDContra
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"Do you have time to jump on a call?"
"Shoot me an email"

10/4/2017 12:41:55 AM

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"sorry guys i've got to jump"

"i've got a hard stop at __"

10/4/2017 12:50:35 AM

NCSUGimp
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"let's slap the table"

"give credit where credit is due"

"circle the wagons"

"when the horse is in the barn, it eats"

"coming down the pike"

10/4/2017 7:50:18 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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Some of those are inexcusable

10/4/2017 4:42:21 PM

ncsusoccer06
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"Implement" or any variation thereof

10/4/2017 4:58:56 PM

BobbyDigital
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^ how is implement used as a bad metaphor?

I've never observed it being used in a context other than it's direct meaning.

10/4/2017 5:01:49 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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the fuck does "slap the table" even mean?

10/4/2017 7:14:32 PM

TreeTwista10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO24VxBkfjQ

10/4/2017 7:18:57 PM

NCSUGimp
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like finalize a plan.

"just slap the table and be done with it"

10/5/2017 8:26:34 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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I just keep imagining Yosemite Sam saying "which one of you lily-livered varmints wants to slap leather with me?"

10/5/2017 10:31:42 AM

JayMCnasty
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Dipping your pen in the company ink? Har har

10/5/2017 12:31:09 PM

Novicane
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"Whats the ask?"

10/5/2017 9:23:50 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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i've about had enough of these pointless lean/six sigma "dashboards". total waste of time.

10/5/2017 10:01:17 PM

ncsuapex
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I had a brand new manager years ago that just finished going through some BS corp management class. He scheduled a meeting once a week with the team leads and some of the senior most staff. He would regurgitate alll the nonsense he learned in his class. After week 4 of his 7 habits of highly effective people lecture series we told him his meetings were a waste of time and that crap didn’t work on us


Although years later I still make fun of him by making circle of concern and 4 quadrant references

10/5/2017 10:07:46 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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lol nice

10/5/2017 10:25:58 PM

ncsuallday
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Point person

Tap/Tapped - "John has been tapped for a role in marketing"

2/6/2018 9:32:31 AM

Novicane
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circle the wagons

containment

2/6/2018 5:03:10 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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all the heads had to read The Oz Principle, so now it's all about "above the line" and "below the line"

2/6/2018 5:28:28 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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http://bullshitbingo.net/

2/6/2018 7:08:09 PM

afripino
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hyperconvergence

2/7/2018 11:16:54 AM

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