it wasn't just OTB, it was in Durham, so it was obviously terrible

3/30/2016 4:45:55 PM

Eating food with other people should be about fun because reality is an illusion and not dying is fun.

3/30/2016 4:47:42 PM

I show up to parties with a bag of McDoubles and throw them out as an appetizer.

3/30/2016 4:54:15 PM

3/30/2016 4:55:47 PM