I am throwing a New Years party to combat this trend.

12/23/2014 6:33:33 PM

I had a kid four days before my 30th birthday. Life isn't boring now.

12/23/2014 8:32:29 PM

Yeah I have noticed that no one with kids is saying life is boring.

12/24/2014 12:02:41 AM

the thirties are great because now you can fuck 50 year olds and not feel like you're being molested



wait, is that weird?

12/24/2014 12:10:37 AM

See I always thought about that when I was younger.

12/24/2014 8:33:31 AM

When I turned 30 I got sad that I was no longer showing up on the cougars' radars.

12/24/2014 8:57:05 AM

Turned 31 today. Still not boring.

12/24/2014 9:19:07 AM

I have a 9 month old and I turned 30 in October. It's not boring, but it's not really fun

Having money and free time would be cool, but my daughter is cool too so whatev

12/24/2014 11:32:02 AM

why would anyone want older women anyway

12/24/2014 3:13:33 PM