8/26/2014 11:29:58 PM
exactly what I was going to say next
8/26/2014 11:30:54 PM
So is your wang desensitized or something?
8/26/2014 11:48:26 PM
Tell your fuck buddy to tell her friends about your sexual prowess so you can branch out and try some different pussies. Maybe you can use your longevity to please 2 to 3 ladies in one session.
8/26/2014 11:57:59 PM
^ Now that is the type of ideas I am looking for.Great idea and we have talked about having a threesome, but most people aren't willing to get a STD test done and still be in the mood to do a threesome after waiting for the results haha.
8/27/2014 12:01:18 AM
So you're like a tantric...but not by your choice. Interesting.
8/27/2014 12:09:41 AM
Pretty much the simplest way to put it, yes.
8/27/2014 12:13:13 AM
I made up a joke somewhat relevant to your situation:Some guys are sittin' around bullshittin' and the conversation turns to sexual longevity/prowess.First guy says, "Well, I hadn't been gettin' any for a while, so embarrassingly enough, last time I only managed to go for five seconds."Second man says, "I got nothin' to brag about neither; I only managed five minutes my last time."Third guy says, "Fuck y'all! I can go for at least five years!"The others call bullshit and he says, "No lie! My ex-wife is fucking me as we speak."
8/27/2014 1:34:08 AM
4 hours? Shoot.... Count me out
8/27/2014 1:37:06 AM
lol, glad to see some people are finding this humorous
8/27/2014 2:22:19 AM
i mean, i find it humorous. but i'm laughing at you, not with you. netstorm pretty much summed up why this screams insecurity (even without his comments on the porn part of the thread)your entire thread history on this board is basically a plea for attention and validation.
8/27/2014 7:16:17 AM
autism
8/27/2014 7:32:53 AM
and your taste in guitars / amps REALLY sucks !
8/27/2014 7:58:11 AM
Maybe you have trouble getting off because you just aren't that attracted to women, and you are living your life as a lie. You should try sleeping with a man or two to see if that works.
8/27/2014 7:58:38 AM
Good idea, I hear Joe#s and Hampton are looking for a third
8/27/2014 8:12:55 AM
how long ago did you stop taking your anti-depressants? i've read in a few places that it can take a few months for it to wear off and be back to normal, and those are known to cause what you are describing.
8/27/2014 9:53:24 AM
8/27/2014 9:59:46 AM
its critical for the creation of floor puddles
8/27/2014 10:26:18 AM
Or wearing out your wang. See, yeah, what you have is what we professionals call, no-orgasim-itis. Yeah, you my friend, are in a turrible way, just turrible. For myself, personally speaking, no-orgasim-itis would be completely fatal.
8/29/2014 12:20:41 AM
how do you even stay interested in fucking for four hours? Don't you have something else to do?
8/29/2014 1:49:41 PM
^^ lol
8/29/2014 2:02:00 PM
Most girls i know dont really want several hours, maybe several times over several hours, but not straight several hours
8/29/2014 5:53:53 PM
oops wrong threadI'm Krallum and I approved this message.[Edited on August 29, 2014 at 5:54 PM. Reason : ]
8/29/2014 5:54:36 PM
Most girls I have been with have either had sex with me drunk or when I was on narcotics for my neck and most of them have no problem with 1-2 hours. I will say that 4 is excessive, however it's not like we aren't taking small breaks to get drink, change position or activity, etc.UPDATE!!I am still having the same issue and the girl is getting that, I can't make you cum insecurity. Also now I am literally fucking myself raw, as well as she needs a few days to recover or it hurts her like hell.If you start having sex at 10PM you are finishing at 2AM, that is do-able on a weekend night![Edited on October 1, 2014 at 11:15 PM. Reason : bonnering raw]
10/1/2014 11:14:10 PM
shut up
10/2/2014 11:03:53 AM
^
10/2/2014 12:09:22 PM
insufferable
10/2/2014 12:26:59 PM
^^^
10/2/2014 12:30:31 PM
NO ONE REFERS TO THE EAST SIDE OF OCEAN ISLE AS THE NORTH SIDE YOU IDIOT[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 12:38 PM. Reason : N S]
10/2/2014 12:37:45 PM
rofl, UPDATE!!
10/2/2014 12:56:55 PM
because you're gay dawg.I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
10/2/2014 2:01:42 PM
Joe#s and Hampton can teach him how to fuck for days
10/2/2014 2:30:58 PM
Update Part II!!! (Success!!)Today I managed to cum in 30 minutes!! I was very proud of myself and yes, same girl. I do agree that getting some female strange would probably increase my probability of combating this problem.
10/2/2014 8:37:01 PM
I wish I had your 10" dick and super awesome libido, man!! You are so badass!!!
10/2/2014 8:43:34 PM
I never once said my dick size.
10/2/2014 8:48:35 PM
what does it feel like to be a persona non grata?
10/2/2014 9:01:14 PM
It is actually quite funny since almost all of my threads in Chit Chat are intended for trolling.Also the fact I take 6-12 month breaks from the website and when I come back it is like I never left makes me feel like I have left a lasting legacy.
10/2/2014 9:05:30 PM
yeah we all come here every day hoping Blackdog will regale us with a story of sex puddles left behind or shitty guitars / ampstruly unfortunate they only appear every 6-12 months
10/2/2014 9:13:40 PM
just look at the views this thread has vs. others with similar post counts
10/2/2014 9:15:07 PM
not the best metric but ok; youre somewhere between"rabbit rabbit"and"if you eat chik-filet youre going to gay hell"impressive
10/2/2014 9:18:20 PM
Those are both quality threads imo.No, I've never even looked in them or verified your ratio skills.[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 9:20 PM. Reason : _]
10/2/2014 9:19:19 PM
youre also gaining on "you shouldnt put ketchup on hotdogs" congratsyour guitar and amp still blow ass regardless of how much you paidtoo bad the amp didnt pop you a good one while you were dicking around insideor maybe it did and thats why you cant cum
10/2/2014 9:20:36 PM
your cyber anger/hatred towards me after so long only verifies my point above.also, the "if you eat chik-filet youre going to gay hell" thread is 3 years old, this isn't even 3 months old.you must factor in time allowed for views, dur.[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 9:25 PM. Reason : _]
10/2/2014 9:21:37 PM
oh people dont enter your threads with anger or hatredthey dont enter them to view your trollingthe average number of views you garner are pitysheer pity (and a little ridicule)football injury, drugs, guitars, inability to cum... all summed up by "massive insecurity" and later the desire to blow it off as "oh i just like messing with tdub"and now you actually think your bullshit is "popular"amazing
10/2/2014 9:50:23 PM
why does my ear smell like vagina?
10/2/2014 9:55:01 PM
^^ In 9+ years of being on this board that does not sum up my threads and I'll take my "pity" views from TWW. I for one don't bother going into a thread unless I find the title interesting, funny, mysterious, etc. I couldn't tell you the last time I went into a Chit Chat thread I didn't already have in My Topics or one that was written by a name I know (one reason people go into mine) though.You weren't on here to see my Paul Cousins threads that were directly related to TWW. Or where I called out the guy talking about 190% alcohol and he continued to argue until it became a large joke on here. Or where a thread I made about the new bathroom light timers was written in the NCSU Newspaper, I'd call it the Technician, but I would be surprised if you knew it. These are a few random ones I can recall that don't fall into your limited view of my threads in your limited time on the boards. You do seem however, highly active, so congrats on that. I bet I can't make a thread that you won't post in.
10/2/2014 11:32:53 PM
Hahahahaha this weirdo is taking a tdub thread posting victory lap ITT.
10/2/2014 11:46:03 PM
[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 11:54 PM. Reason : It worked for Stifler]
10/2/2014 11:49:55 PM
^^ I thought it only proper for my 14,000 post.
10/3/2014 12:03:01 AM
10/3/2014 11:24:48 AM