^^^^
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper#History

6/8/2011 6:29:24 PM

don't make assumptions; they weren't shit-stained, and learn to read; they smelled from a few inches away, as i said, so i didn't have to put my nose on them, and neither was i going to put my nose on them if they didn't smell from a few inches away, as they were going in to the wash regardless. and this is from the outside, i didn't turn them inside out or handle the inside in any way.

and get that shit off of your body.

^ thanks.

at least some people are civilized.

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 6:32 PM. Reason : ]

6/8/2011 6:31:02 PM

also
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing

6/8/2011 6:32:25 PM

Justify it however you want. You smelled another dudes used boxers. You have NO credibility to talk about anyones hygiene habits. You are fucking sick in the head.




I'm out. Shit nose.

6/8/2011 6:34:13 PM

in threads like these, there are no clear winners or losers

oh wait

6/8/2011 6:39:03 PM

Honestly not trolling, but

Quote :

"....as they were going in to the wash regardless."

is what I don't get. What exactly was there for you to gain by sniffin' those boxers?

6/8/2011 6:39:09 PM

you took a whiff of boxers worn by another man. what were you anticipating most? ball stench, cum smell, piss odor, or fecal aroma?

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 6:44 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/8/2011 6:42:23 PM

For those curious about the spray:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_faucet

(They say they have them in Finland... didn't see them anywhere in the UK, perhaps mainland Europe is different, hope so!)

For the latest 2 users, read my posts, all such questions have been answered.

Quote :

"You smelled another dudes used boxers. You have NO credibility to talk about anyones hygiene habits. You are fucking sick in the head. "

Smelling something that smells bad mean you have no hygeine? Dude, do I need to teach you English? I smelled them, not made them smell. When you sniff some object to see if it is clean or dirty, it means you are lacking hygeine? You are fucked up in the head, making your own definitions and concepts.

6/8/2011 7:16:56 PM

I see where you answered that question before. I'm sorry, but I found that explanation unsatisfactory. I think that your answer basically boils down to you wanting to test and see if another dude's ass is clean?

Personally, that knowledge lies beyond the realm of my curiosity. I would have just thrown them directly into the washing machine. Or, as what usually happens when I let someone borrow my clothes, they take them home and wash them... then bring them back to me the next time I see them.

6/8/2011 7:30:56 PM

Confidence and self esteem

6/8/2011 7:32:37 PM

I've been with my husband for nearly 10 years and been doing his laundry very nearly as long. In that time, I don't believe that I have ever felt the need to sniff his dirty clothing.



And the Wiki on anal cleansing is worth a read. It discusses the use of paper and use of water.

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 8:05 PM. Reason : .]

6/8/2011 8:05:30 PM

oppie, how to you apply the soap to your asshole?

6/8/2011 8:13:45 PM

k i'm not reading all that

is this thread still discussing cleanliness of the anus

6/8/2011 8:50:54 PM

I don't know how I lived without a/c at home and work for four years.

6/8/2011 9:59:58 PM

Beer on tap in my house 24/7.



Long story short bought a house in March. Set up a bonus room that includes a kegerator among other things. Having access to good draft beer any time is fantastic.

6/9/2011 3:19:15 AM

Quote :

"oppie, how to you apply the soap to your asshole?"

liquid soap.

if at home: i take the liquid soap dispenser bottle from the sink and put it next to me on the floor when i sit on the seat. after i am done washing with the spray, i pump some soap into my left hand, work it into a lather (with my left hand only), and apply to area between the buttcheeks and work hand in circles just like washing any other area of body, as well as to genitals. spray it off with spray which is in my right hand.

i swear, you will walk with a spring in your step after you leave the bathroom.

(at work, the dispensers are attached to the wall, so i pump some into a folded paper towel and take it with me in to the stall)

6/9/2011 4:41:58 AM

Damn we were just talking about how we would never lick sylvershadows bootyhole, now this!

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

6/9/2011 6:23:00 AM

so you slather your asshole with your hand, and you are calling us gross?

6/9/2011 7:24:33 AM

Quote :

"1. I'm going to strike a happy medium and say wet wipes."

A couple years back I had just given birth to a butt baby, and realized there was no TP in the bathroom. Thankfully there was a box of baby wipes within reach, and i used one.

It was like wiping your ass with an angel's wing.

6/9/2011 9:59:14 AM

What I don't understand is how to use the three shells... how does that work??

6/9/2011 10:10:06 AM

Quote :

"You don't pee on it-- it sits at the back of the toilet and shoot water up at an angle, so if you're a girl and you're peeing, you're probably sitting down and urine is going down or towards the front of the bowl. If you're a guy and peeing standing up, then you can't use the bidet anyways. Also, its spring loaded so it retracts when its not in use."

I stayed in a condo in Miami that had a bidet and it was a separate unit from the toilet. It looked like an extra toilet, but it had hot and cold knobs just like the sink. Honestly, it confused the hell out of me. You had to turn the hot water on for 15-20 seconds for it to make it's way through the pipes or else it would be really cold. Then how do you know if it's too hot or too cold? Do you stick your finger in the stream (kinda gross)? Do you turn the stream on and sit down on it or do you sit down and adjust it on the fly? That thing would almost hit the ceiling at full blast, so you had to be careful. Honestly, it seemed like way more trouble than it's worth. If I really need to wash I'll just use a washrag and throw it in the laundry hamper when I'm done.

No way I'm touching a nasty ass garden hose sprayer in a public bathroom. There isn't enough hand sanitizer in the world for me to ever eat a burrito bare handed again.

[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 10:45 AM. Reason : s]

6/9/2011 10:44:06 AM

Quote :

"I've been with my husband for nearly 10 years and been doing his laundry very nearly as long. In that time, I don't believe that I have ever felt the need to sniff his dirty clothing. "

But the real question is, has he made you sniff his dirty laundry. I'm pretty sure every time I take a shower and my wife is near, I'll throw my underwear at her face

6/9/2011 12:12:39 PM

Yeah, I've never used a real bidet...it does look very confusing--I had to wikipedia it to figure out you'd use it. I guess what I have is coming to be called a "washlet"?

And yes, I also enjoy the wet wipes.

6/9/2011 12:15:37 PM

is a real bidet more powerful than a washlet? i want something that will squirt water all the way up my large intestine.

6/9/2011 12:39:37 PM

a smart phone

6/9/2011 12:58:46 PM

waffle maker

<3 you, gf

6/9/2011 1:11:04 PM

Quote :

"he woke up in the morning and left before I got up. I sniffed the boxers and they smelled of shit, from like 3-4 inches away."

Quote :

"they smelled from a few inches away, as i said, so i didn't have to put my nose on them"

man, 3 inches away is just screaming I AM SNIFFING THEM ON PURPOSE...you don't just try to catch a whiff and then put your face within 3 inches of some dudes dirty boxers. That's basically holding them right up to your face.

6/9/2011 3:02:21 PM

Quote :

" A couple years back I had just given birth to a butt baby, and realized there was no TP in the bathroom. Thankfully there was a box of baby wipes within reach, and i used one. It was like wiping your ass with an angel's wing."

I bought my wife some flushable wipes after she had our 2nd child and I still use those things. They rock.

6/9/2011 3:08:36 PM

Quote :

" I stayed in a condo in Miami that had a bidet and it was a separate unit from the toilet. It looked like an extra toilet, but it had hot and cold knobs just like the sink."

I've stayed in a hotel suite that had a set up like this and decided to give the bidet a try. My big problem is how in the hell do you dry your bottom end. Toilet paper can just tear and stick to your butt when you use it to dry water up and I can't imagine just having a butt towel hanging around.

6/9/2011 3:13:02 PM

Quote :

"so you slather your asshole with your hand, and you are calling us gross?"

Don't you do that in the shower anyway? I thought that's how people washed their nether regions in the shower? Since pretty much no one in the West uses water to wash themselves after defecating, I thought everybody slathered their buttcrack with soap in the shower...?

You don't?

If so, how do you ever get yourself clean?

BTW, some of you Westerners are weird... there is a thousand page thread about LICKING YOUR BF's/GF's ASSHOLE, but somehow touching my own clean anus with a soapy hand... is... gross? (and let's not forget, so many of you engage in anal sex)

Wow, just wow.

Quote :

"My big problem is how in the hell do you dry your bottom end. Toilet paper can just tear and stick to your butt when you use it to dry water up and I can't imagine just having a butt towel hanging around."

I use toilet paper and it works just fine. Of course, I use more than one sheet at one time. I fold one sheet on top of another, and then on top of another, 5-6 times. So you get a stack of 5-6 sheets the size of a sheet. That works just fine. Or, use a couple of paper towels from the toilet. Or normal tissues, 2-3 stacked on top of each other and folded in half.


[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 3:23 PM. Reason : ]

6/9/2011 3:20:59 PM

seriously? y'all are still talking about whose asshole is dirtier?

6/9/2011 3:31:03 PM

I wipe a few times with TP then finish up with a baby wipe.

6/9/2011 3:32:21 PM

this thread is all kinds of

6/9/2011 3:37:34 PM

I just use the toilet brush.

6/9/2011 3:42:39 PM

Quote :

"Don't you do that in the shower anyway? I thought that's how people washed their nether regions in the shower? Since pretty much no one in the West uses water to wash themselves after defecating, I thought everybody slathered their buttcrack with soap in the shower...?"

with a washcloth

6/9/2011 3:45:02 PM

I just use the toilet brush.

6/9/2011 3:56:08 PM

Unless you're in the habit of leaving your butt caked in shit, I don't see what the big deal is using a soapy hand to wash your butt is. Both hand and butt should be clean by the end of said interaction.

6/9/2011 3:59:40 PM

^.

6/9/2011 4:41:29 PM

I still don't get how you use that thing. Like the mechanics. Stick your hand and the hose down into the bowl while you're still sitting? How do you manouver around your junk?

6/9/2011 8:08:52 PM

lol

water vs. paper should have been its own thread.

6/9/2011 8:11:45 PM

One time when i was like 8 at my friends house i found his sisters panties on the floor in their bathroom (it was a shared bathroom) and smelled her panties. Apparently she didn't give a fuck about pads or tampons or whatever because that shit was RANK.


and before somebody calls me out on BS, that shit was dark colored

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/9/2011 8:42:57 PM

If I didn't already know that trappy was such a broken individual, I'd swear he was trolling everybody.

Alas, he's just being trappy.

6/9/2011 8:52:48 PM

move to chit chat for more laughs

6/10/2011 8:05:07 AM

many lulz had

will read again A+++

Quote :

"But the real question is, has he made you sniff his dirty laundry. I'm pretty sure every time I take a shower and my wife is near, I'll throw my underwear at her face"

great minds think alike

6/12/2011 6:42:06 PM

A water hose left in a public toilet. ..Great idea

6/13/2011 3:43:15 PM

is this thread still about that one dude sniffing another dude's used boxers?

6/13/2011 4:56:29 PM

Eastern NC rear end cleaning habits > Western NC rear end cleaning habits.

6/13/2011 6:43:39 PM

words with friends

6/13/2011 8:17:21 PM

Bump

1/17/2014 8:28:31 AM

I would love to have a bidet in my house. And who cares about the temperature. A few seconds of water shooting up your ass, temp doesn't really matter.

1/17/2014 8:58:56 AM