have a good'n

9/4/2010 1:57:15 AM

"git ur hair did"

9/7/2010 5:51:10 PM

Yeah that's pretty country I guess

9/7/2010 5:56:45 PM

I'll see yall predney, ya hear? = I will see you all again soon, OK?

9/7/2010 6:04:26 PM

Madder 'n a hornet's nest
"Little bit" as a term of affection, say, for a kitten

more as they come...

9/7/2010 6:07:43 PM

ain't no count = spoiled or no good. Don't eat those leftovers, they ain't no count.

my mom says "thing" more than a high school girl says "like". i don't bring it up out of respect, but it drives me insane.

9/7/2010 7:31:10 PM

Dumber n' a bag'a hammers

9/7/2010 7:49:50 PM

"grinnin' bigger 'n a nigger on a motorsickle"
"hotter'n all 40 hells."
"like a hair in a biscuit"
"I've had a pure-t dog bait o' that"

9/7/2010 8:07:41 PM

that dog will/won't hunt.

9/7/2010 10:04:57 PM

When the eagle shits

”Come Friday, when the eagle shits and I get my lil social security check, Ima show you how to drink em’ up”

1/8/2018 6:22:52 PM

nah, you made that one up

[Edited on January 8, 2018 at 6:34 PM. Reason : i've heard "when the eagle flies" for payday]

1/8/2018 6:33:28 PM

Someone said that to me IRL no shit.

1/8/2018 6:45:09 PM

i wouldn't associate with that individual

1/8/2018 6:53:29 PM

That sounds more like projects than country.

1/8/2018 6:55:13 PM

I said "right much more" the other day and my coworker about fell out laughing. Didn't realize that was a southern thing.

1/8/2018 7:14:19 PM

Lord have mercy. Bonus if it's combined into one word "ahlawdhamercy."

1/8/2018 8:09:38 PM

I'm familiar with (and have used) most in this thread, except for "two rats humpin' in a wool sock". That's awesome.

I would also like to add "again" to replace "against", i.e. "just lean it up again that wall"
Also "_______ faster than a cat licks its ass", as in "he'll tell a lie faster than a cat licks its ass"

1/8/2018 8:39:09 PM

He got a wild hair up his ass

1/8/2018 9:00:41 PM

My grandma is 102 . Not sure if this is an old thing or a country thing but she says strangled instead of choked. For example she will take a sip of water and go into a coughing fit and say "that water strangled me!" She's old so everyone just lets it go but it sounds funny to me. She is a big user of yonder and brickbat too.

1/8/2018 10:49:30 PM

Also, do not give her brazil nuts unless you want to hear a 102 year old drop a racial slur. Not a mean bone in her little body but she is stuck in a different time.

1/8/2018 11:11:49 PM

^ lol my grandmother uses the same expression for Brazil nuts

1/8/2018 11:54:03 PM

I’ve heard many black folks call them something besides Brazil nuts...

1/8/2018 11:55:56 PM

My grandmother used the same term for them. I remember my parents fussing at her for it when I was young.

She would also use "yens'" instead of "y'all." They were from straight up Appalachia. Bumbs instead of bombs, etc. When I find old pictures of my family, it's like you're looking at a stereotype of mountain folk.

1/9/2018 6:36:55 AM

Quote :

" Not sure if this is an old thing or a country thing but she says strangled instead of chok"

always assumed that was a southern thing, my grandma said the same. she was born and raised in NC.

1/9/2018 7:10:24 AM

i said "you cant get blood out of a turnip" once and a damn yankee coworker said its stone not turnip

1/9/2018 5:59:45 PM

Frog Strangler for a hard rain

1/10/2018 10:08:50 AM

I've been to 2 county fairs and 3 goat ropin's and I ain't never seen some shit like that

1/10/2018 10:17:21 AM

Goat fuckins

1/10/2018 10:42:27 AM