Question for girls:

If the dude busts early, obviously you're dissapointed. But if he can get back to turgid form in a matter of minutes, does this redeem him, or are you still thinking he's a joke?

8/9/2010 12:02:39 PM

One minute...two minutes...3 minutes
Hell naw, to please me you gotta sleep in it

8/9/2010 12:03:14 PM

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"why didn't you get him drunk to help him last longer?"

he was

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 12:04 PM. Reason : ^^he gets the benefit of the doubt]

8/9/2010 12:03:35 PM

I lost a bet with some friends, and had to bwn Kiwi. Long story short: when she gets excited, she starting barking like a dog.

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 12:07 PM. Reason : arf]

8/9/2010 12:03:52 PM

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"^youve never had an 8 or 9"

everyone gets lucky once or twice

8/9/2010 12:12:10 PM

8/9/2010 12:13:24 PM

Jeepin is a good looking guy

Also, he looks different every time you see him, so he could theoretically fuck the same girl twice with her thinking it was two different dudes who just happened to both have pear shaped cocks

8/9/2010 12:13:39 PM

i pulled out of this meaty cougar one time and a baby possum darted out and started scurrying around the room. scared the shit out of me

8/9/2010 12:14:19 PM

haha fuck you pal.

My most disappointing experience is the PREMATURE EJACULATOR. I mean if you gotta be like WAIT, GIRL, DON'T MOVE, LET'S JUST SIT HERE NOT MOVING FOR A FEW SECONDS, YEAH, ISN'T THIS NICE? then you STILL splooge WHEN I DIDN'T MOVE OR ANYTHING, well you suck.

One time during your first sexing can be forgiven, a span of three yrs of that shit is just unacceptable. Pity fucking, that's what we call it. haha

8/9/2010 12:14:37 PM

^^hahahahahahaha

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 12:16 PM. Reason : kj]

8/9/2010 12:14:43 PM

i'm trying to envision a pear-shaped wiener

8/9/2010 12:15:11 PM

^^^ bwahahahahahahhahahahaha



[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 12:16 PM. Reason : ^]

8/9/2010 12:15:14 PM

there's not enough pity fucking going on in the world


shameful

8/9/2010 12:15:19 PM

Yanthemanv called out do not lie

8/9/2010 12:16:33 PM

i like where this thread is going

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 12:17 PM. Reason : ...it went there]

8/9/2010 12:16:36 PM

haha I'll never tell.

8/9/2010 12:17:43 PM

the whole "3 years" part gave it away

8/9/2010 12:18:28 PM

8/9/2010 12:18:52 PM

i guess you had what it took to light his menora

8/9/2010 12:19:08 PM

I mean, there could have been a fuck buddy for that long, haha YOU DON'T KNOW.

8/9/2010 12:19:14 PM

i mean i spent three years tryna hit that so it coulda been me

8/9/2010 12:19:47 PM

all of them

well...

except that one

8/9/2010 12:20:13 PM

hahaha bighit, for some reason I do not think you'd be bad in bed.

I've had some really freaky freaks too but they still beat out mr. blow my load sitting still.

8/9/2010 12:22:14 PM

i, too, know what sex is like.....i had one once

8/9/2010 1:02:56 PM

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"I'm thinking the bean bag reference means, as NyM stated, a girl who is "skinny fat" in that her body looks good but has poor composition, relatively little vascular mass and soft pouches of subcutaneous fat where there should be toned muscle."

The last girl I slept with was like this. She was skinny and bragged about how she was thin yet hadn't worked out in years. She had some nice tits though, and the sex was pretty good. Then again when you're fucking a bipolar chick with multiple personalities it tends to deliver.



also, I'd wanted to fuck her 8 yrs ago but it didn't happen. Last month it did. I'd call that a win.

8/9/2010 1:10:32 PM

it wasnt really disappointing but kinda bizarre so ill post it here

had taken this girl home from a bar, let me lay out the scenario

she's standing up leaning over the couch arm, bent over. im rubberin' myself up, she looks over her shoulder and says and i quote

"if you cum in me i'll slit your fucking throat"

8/9/2010 1:10:56 PM

so did you jizz in her eyes?

8/9/2010 1:11:50 PM

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"There was this girl I was into for years. It was one of those situations where she was the girl I was into and it was one of those situations where a guy is super into a girl and she think of him as a best friend."

so wait wait

what are you trying to say here

that you're into the girl? I don't know man you're sending mixed messages

8/9/2010 1:12:38 PM

stay classy random bar girl

8/9/2010 1:13:37 PM

Lordy...ex was just bad. Boring as fuck, uptight, not adventurous.

8/9/2010 1:13:57 PM

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"but DTR was pretty acceptable there."

except really no one over 16 should know what that means

8/9/2010 1:16:18 PM

Quote :

"but DTR was pretty acceptable there."

except really no one over 20 should know what that means

8/9/2010 1:16:18 PM

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"but DTR was pretty acceptable there."

except really no one over 12 should know what that means

8/9/2010 1:16:19 PM

damn there was supposed to be a "12" in there too

to make it the triple combo


ah there we go

out of sequence

8/9/2010 1:16:54 PM

LOL @ virgins posting in a sex thread


that's like me posting in a Star Trek/Star Wars/LOTR thread

8/9/2010 1:19:41 PM

1 word: Vaginosis

Thankfully I have only experienced it twice

8/9/2010 1:21:11 PM

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"LOL @ virgins posting in a sex thread that's like me posting in a Star Trek/Star Wars/LOTR thread.....which is all the time!"

8/9/2010 1:21:42 PM

My last girlfriend was somewhat of a disappointment. She was very quick to orgasm and usually had multiples every time we had sex. But she was also extremely loud and was a big pincher and scratcher...like would leave marks and shit. So every time I'm getting excited, she would come and fuck up my flow by pinching the fuck out of me.

It just resulted in many sexual counters where she would come like 3 or 4 times and I wouldn't bust a nut. It did wonders for my ego as a pipe layer, but as the relationship wore on, I got tired of not getting off.

8/9/2010 1:38:14 PM

sometimes the flash from DROD900's camera across the room would really make for uncomfortable hook ups. but then i told them it was just his alarm clock.

8/9/2010 1:38:54 PM

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"Lordy...ex was just bad. Boring as fuck, uptight, not adventurous."

8/9/2010 1:46:16 PM

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"Well when we eventually got naked her body looked great but every where on her felt like an excessively used bean bag chair. They chemistry was there and everything but I couldn't get past that feel. The next day we had a DTR and I told her we should just be friends. That was 5 years ago, and we have since talked only a handful of times. Certainly i'm not alone here"

Been thinking about this...and I can honestly say if the chemistry's really there, then you would have been much more able to overlook that...in my opinion, when you're with somebody that you really dig, the body thing isn't nearly as critical...at least it's that way with me. That shit kinda sounds shallow.

8/9/2010 1:48:57 PM

Do girls really go around being like "hey I'm really awesome at sex" often? And do they not realize that guys just tell them that so they will do things?

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 1:49 PM. Reason : ^ you say shallow like it's a bad thing]

8/9/2010 1:48:59 PM

When we started dating, my ex used to say she was awesome in bed, blah blah blah. Sadly, nothing could have been further from the truth.

I dunno...the more physically perfect ones I've had have turned out to be only so-so...but others not so perfect have turned out to be absolutely incredible. But...a certain degree of physical attraction HAS to be there, or the deed will never get done.

8/9/2010 1:53:06 PM

I haven't fucked too many women

I guess my #1 is when I was fucking my ex and she started go "Oh God, I'm cumming I'm cumming" and then I came like 5 seconds later and she said "Shit"

come to think of it, I believe that was the last time we had sex before she broke up with me

8/9/2010 1:55:03 PM

Unless you're wearing a jimmy lid, just keep pumping! Hell, I'll keep going after sometimes even if I'm wearing a condom...

8/9/2010 1:56:59 PM

I cannot stab someone through the heart with a hot dog

nor fuck with a limp dick

8/9/2010 2:00:13 PM

TMI ITT

8/9/2010 2:04:42 PM

I have never met a chick that didn't think she gave the best blowjobs in the world

8/9/2010 2:06:02 PM

women are kind of idiots

8/9/2010 2:06:58 PM

One of my friends dated a pretty hot guy for a few months and when it ended I asked her why. She said during sex he would frequently go limp for no reason. Now, she's pretty fucking hot so it can't be her unless she has some sort of issue I would not know about.

I would say that would have to be a pretty shitty experience. She said it happened a lot too, lame.

8/9/2010 2:08:09 PM