We still win:

5/23/2010 6:33:32 PM

^
This just in:

Terrorists attack USA with suicide hookers -- legions of extremely hot & affordable whores that infect you with AIDS.

5/23/2010 6:41:39 PM

if you are convicted of treason, yes you should have your citizenship revoked.

5/23/2010 6:42:54 PM

^^^ I still haven't figured out how that's any worse than the lingerie pics on the pageant website.

5/23/2010 7:30:36 PM