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"ahahahaha is it a surprise to anybody that aaronburro can't even wipe his ass properly thought not"

lullz

still though, who the fuck just gives up? take a shower man get that crap cleaned up.... filthy filthy people

1/20/2010 10:46:11 AM

Epic wiping re-posted for pg 2:

1/20/2010 11:07:33 AM

wouldn't it just be a streak though?

1/20/2010 11:12:07 AM

Keep pulling til you see no streak.

1/20/2010 11:30:23 AM

it's like trying to rub peanut butter out of a shag carpet

1/20/2010 12:02:04 PM

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"still though, who the fuck just gives up? take a shower man get that crap cleaned up.... filthy filthy people"

yeah, I can really take a shower at work where there are no showers. if you're gonna troll, at least bother to read the thread so you can do a quality trolling.

1/22/2010 6:56:00 PM

holy shit...if i had an indie band i would definitely make this my next album cover

1/22/2010 6:57:32 PM

i've had this problem and wiped till it bled, the solution i've found is to either roll the toilet paper up and put a bit of red oil on the tp then use that to wipe, it soothes and cleans

1/22/2010 11:48:22 PM

I'm glad someone else feels my pain

1/23/2010 11:28:52 PM

I feel your pain, because there's something wrong with you and probably just as with me.

Although IBS is pretty much flung at every non-threatening bowel condition, it's probably what you have, I have it too. The usual treatment is fiber (I also take lactase and a probiotic though), but that doesn't always help.

Good luck, at least it's not prolapse.

1/24/2010 3:56:54 AM

invest in a box of wetwipes. You won't regret it.

1/24/2010 11:22:40 AM

when I was young my Mom taught me to wipe while standing up, and I have never broken this habit

so I always have to wipe my ass like 10-15 times

1/24/2010 1:15:34 PM

the feeling of this deuce makes me think it will be particularly troublesome. I shall report back with my findings

2/20/2010 11:27:12 PM

it could have been much worse. as it was, it was only a 4-wipe poop. BUT, that is probably only because that shit literally erupted from my ass. if I had pointed my ass up in the air, I probably could have gotten a good two or three feet of height out of it. And, to top it all off, it was a two flusher with a good plunging for good measure

2/20/2010 11:39:10 PM

LOL

I have had about 30-wipe poops before. Frustrating because I just want to stop wiping and be done with it, but the poo just keeps showing up wipe after wipe.

2/20/2010 11:48:20 PM

that was a massive poop. it didn't take a piss, mind you, but it was a massive poop

3/28/2010 5:54:07 PM

can i just comment on something

on one of those commercials (maybe charmin? i can't remember) they say that the average person uses like 24 squares (or 27 or something) when they wipe? wtf that seems like a LOT of TP.

3/28/2010 6:08:23 PM

"red clay"

"green toothpaste"

3/28/2010 6:23:04 PM

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"when I was young my Mom taught me to wipe while standing up, and I have never broken this habit "

i feel like this is strange because when you stand up your cheeks smoosh together if you are already on the toilet the are spread

it seems cleaner to wipe sitting down

3/28/2010 6:24:36 PM

^ agreed... but apparently there are many people who do it standing up and are quite religious/militant about it.

there was a discussion about it on here about a decade ago!

3/28/2010 6:30:19 PM

it's hard to reprogram buttwipe techniques

3/28/2010 6:31:37 PM

You're at work.. which means you aren't having to pay for all that toilet paper you are using... so stop complaining. amirite?

3/28/2010 6:31:38 PM

they don't have a bidet where i work so sometimes if its early and no one is around i use one of the water fountains

3/28/2010 6:33:59 PM

i only poop at home

3/28/2010 6:34:35 PM

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"it's hard to reprogram buttwipe techniques"

these people truly believe their method is better at cleaning. yes, difficult to reprogram, but you can't argue with simple physics:

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"when you stand up your cheeks smoosh together if you are already on the toilet the are spread"

3/28/2010 6:35:57 PM

i mean MAYBE when you sit down and wipe you have more of a chance of getting pee or poo on your hand but you are washing them anyway.

AND i'd rather have it on my hand than smooshed between my cheeks all day. itchy butt - do not want!

3/28/2010 6:37:17 PM

who wipes standing up????????
that's just bananas.

3/28/2010 6:42:30 PM

^ truth. and she's a mom so she knows

3/28/2010 6:42:49 PM

Seriously.

And with little kids, when you have to wipe for them, it's easier to do it while they're still sitting on the toilet. someone's mom was retarded.

3/28/2010 6:44:49 PM

i have a bidet in my bathroom. they're ftw even for the worst of poops

3/28/2010 6:48:56 PM

i dont have one in my home bathroom but i do keep a super soaker next to my plunger so

3/28/2010 6:53:23 PM

3/28/2010 7:06:37 PM

This thread was a damn classic

12/22/2024 5:46:41 PM

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"So I had to shit in the shower to save a few minutes. I had barely eaten all day so it was beer shits. I bent over with my ass towards the drain strained and it blew shit all over the wall and nobs. I then proceeded to wash it all off as I stood there and pissed on the wall."

LOL

12/22/2024 6:00:22 PM

for some reason McDanger's comment about you not being able to wipe your ass properly has been burned into my brain LOL

when I saw your other thread, before I saw this one, that comment came into my mind


also a comment EMCE made one time about some dude ... I think using a urinal with his pants all the way down

and then qntmfred saying that he preferred to pee sitting down LOL

apparently toilet-related TWW posts stick in my brain

12/22/2024 6:01:45 PM

I pee sitting down when I wake up in the middle of the night, but it definitely doesn't come all the way out anymore

12/22/2024 6:02:24 PM

The people saying to wipe sitting down don't mean like literally sitting right? Like hovering a few inches above toilet in a sitting position but technically standing? Otherwise i have no idea how to wipe sitting down

12/22/2024 7:17:12 PM