they just got back from 1885 and wanted to destroy the time machine.

6/9/2009 1:17:19 PM

Førte was driving...he is in critical condition at wake med

6/9/2009 1:19:09 PM

^is that for real?

6/9/2009 1:19:51 PM

it's amac, you really think it's for real?

6/9/2009 1:20:10 PM

hate to be the bearer of this news

6/9/2009 1:21:22 PM

^are you forreal?

6/9/2009 1:21:59 PM

yes, d7freestyler, catalyst, JTMONEYNCSU, halfwit, colter, Fail Boat, Førte, JustGotWickd, BEAVERCHEESE, cynosural, O RLY, and KG were all riding in a jeep cherokee on their way to arby's when they were struck by a train...all died instantly, except for Førte, who is in critical condition at wake med

6/9/2009 1:27:32 PM

what
are
the
odds

6/9/2009 1:28:42 PM

ALL HELL BREAKING LOOSE IN WAKE COUNTY

6/9/2009 1:29:45 PM

thank heavens TaterSalad, i thought you went with them!

6/9/2009 1:30:39 PM

Thank heaven for that ham sandwich I ate before they decided to go on that fatal Arby's run

6/9/2009 1:35:29 PM

Quote :

"ROAST BEEF COFFIN"

6/9/2009 1:37:48 PM

LETS TRY THIS AGAIN, INTERNAL SERVER

Judging by the color of the paint, the finish, design, and number of spokes on the wheel, the tire size, the unibody construction what appears to be a front wheel drive sedan... I will enter my best guess that the vehicle in question was in fact a maroon 1998-2001 nissan altima.

6/9/2009 1:43:08 PM

6/9/2009 1:49:30 PM

For page 2 guesses

6/9/2009 1:52:40 PM

The train was cleared to continue to its destination and was delayed for about 90 minutes.



SO TUFF

6/9/2009 1:56:54 PM

It was the owner of Jack Daniels grocery

6/9/2009 1:57:58 PM

it was preacher gary

6/9/2009 1:58:41 PM

I heard it was Larry Nielsen, James Oblinger, Mary Easley and Førte

All of whom are dead, except for Førte, who is in critical condition at WakeMed.

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 2:04 PM. Reason : ]

6/9/2009 2:03:25 PM

it was duchess and stilletto

she carjacked him and had him fellating a pistol at the time of the accident, probably never knew what hit them

6/9/2009 2:07:21 PM

If only that were actually funny son. :-/

6/9/2009 2:07:52 PM

^^^^^^people are gonna be so pissed at the delay

ha

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 2:09 PM. Reason : 6 carets is the limit]

6/9/2009 2:09:18 PM

It was a guy named Benajmin Lovell.

Quote :

"The lesser-funded Lovell blew some of the withdrawn money on jewelry and cash gifts to friends, but lost much of it on bad investments and bets he was faster than a train, prosecutors said."

6/9/2009 2:13:01 PM

does anybody know who the person is? I know someone with that kind of car.

6/9/2009 2:13:38 PM

lol at wral

"The fatality was from the car, Romero said. There were no reports of injuries on the train...."

6/9/2009 2:15:18 PM

^^ a white car you say???

6/9/2009 2:16:36 PM

I went in Burke Brothers a little while ago and they said it was the guy who ran Jack Daniels grocery. They were all talking about it, so they apparently knew him fairly well.

6/9/2009 2:16:42 PM

Quote :

"It was the owner of Jack Daniels grocery"

You mean Jack Daniels? (yes, that's really his name.) I highly doubt it was him. I would be

Why are they waiting so long to release the name of the driver?

6/9/2009 2:17:39 PM

Why you highly doubt it was him? The motherfucker immune to trains?

6/9/2009 2:19:05 PM

first of all, concerning burke brothers; i fucking love that place

and second of all, what white car?

6/9/2009 2:19:39 PM

Ahh yes, it's the old fagraper (Right there^^ son).

6/9/2009 2:19:48 PM

^^^ no, he's just always at the store around that time... I don't see any reason he would be way over on Royal during lunch rush.

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 2:20 PM. Reason : ^s]

6/9/2009 2:20:16 PM

Quote :

"Why are they waiting so long to release the name of the driver?"

not much you can do with a tooth and a pile of meat

6/9/2009 2:22:40 PM

i wish i was out buying tools at 2 in the afternoon.

it would make me feel like a man again.


i just called jack daniels' grocery and no one picked up

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 2:33 PM. Reason : ]

6/9/2009 2:30:59 PM

^that's all it'd take?

zing zoom

6/9/2009 2:32:22 PM

i immediately thought ford when i saw those wheels.

still tough for me to figure out what kind of car it is.

think its a ford SUV the more i look, prolly that little SUV they made.

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM. Reason : g]

6/9/2009 2:42:24 PM

Quote :

"and second of all, what white car?"

yeah, the car is NOT white. the white color you see in the pic is a white sheet covering some of the remains.

6/9/2009 2:42:49 PM

^^^but instead hes sitting here crying on the internet due to undisclosed, unofficial information and baseless conjecturing

it dont get no more manly than that

6/9/2009 2:43:22 PM

i am posting from the grave. that train hit us hard

6/9/2009 2:45:02 PM

WHO WAS WITH YOU??

WAS IT MASK?

6/9/2009 2:46:18 PM

^3 frowning, not crying. does that emoticon look orange to you? are their any tears rolling down that 2-D cheek? i didn't think so.

6/9/2009 2:55:04 PM

stop crying

6/9/2009 2:57:37 PM

terrible news guys...the identity of the victim has been released... it was HAT

6/9/2009 3:02:46 PM

Quote :

"i am posting from the grave. that train hit us hard"

6/9/2009 3:02:56 PM

Actually, it was diego corrales

6/9/2009 3:03:29 PM

Lou Diamond Phillips

6/9/2009 3:07:23 PM

6/9/2009 3:08:53 PM

back to how this happened - anybody have an idea?

6/9/2009 3:10:14 PM

i'm willing to bet the car was in front of the train on the tracks and got hit.

6/9/2009 3:10:46 PM

i bet the car was sitting on the tracks when the train entered the intersection

just a wild guess

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 3:11 PM. Reason : ^OMG WE HAVE THE SAME THEORY!!!]

6/9/2009 3:10:56 PM