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Senez
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"and lets not forget chemtrails"


hahaha, i got an email from a lady my second week of work complaining that our agency was behind the chemtrails in NC.

I laffed.

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 10:37 AM. Reason : 2-fer]

5/22/2009 10:37:45 AM

d7freestyler
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"Sounds like your company is trying to off you. "


well they did lay me off, so i guess i should have taken this as a sign.

5/22/2009 10:38:33 AM

djeternal
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"i hate to say this, cause i like most of you... but if you guys really believe we didn't go to the moon, you're morons."


I never said we didn't go. I'm just saying that the audio/video is fake.

5/22/2009 10:41:06 AM

IRSeriousCat
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the thing is if just one of the 1000 conspiracy theories are true then its still pivotal.

some are true and some aren't, but the sad thing is no one wants to have honest and candid discourse about them to sort it out. so nuts go off believing all of them and the masses go off believing none of them. both means of existence are just as dangerous.

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 11:25 AM. Reason : damn brain]

5/22/2009 11:00:21 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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seriouscat is an insightful dude

5/22/2009 11:03:02 AM

4nik8r
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Michael Jordan's dad was taking a nap in a car on the side of the highway when two idiots killed him. I don't know what the real story is, but who pulls over a very expensive car onto the side of the highway during the day and takes a nap?

You got some insight on this?

5/23/2009 12:13:20 AM

j_sun
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this is one of the most comprehensive collection of videos i've seen on on chemtrails

Chemtrail film: Don't Talk About the Weather (27 parts)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxNeoXkL0mM

8/3/2009 2:39:01 PM

Joie
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^i dont have the time right now, but im totally watching that at some point this week

8/3/2009 2:45:06 PM

SaabTurbo
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Chemtrails.....

Condensation trails...




IT'S ALL THE SAME THING, RIGHT SON? I MEAN, WATER IS A CHEMICAL SON, SO IT IS A CHEM TRAIL SON.

8/3/2009 2:47:09 PM

j_sun
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nah son, condensation dissipates

8/3/2009 2:51:03 PM

SaabTurbo
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WELL PLS DO EXPLAIN SON.

PLS DO SON.



I AM INTERESTED TO HEAR HOW WATER IS NOT A CHEM SON.

I DON'T LIKE THAT NOISE SON.

I DON'T LIKE IT.

8/3/2009 2:55:40 PM

NCSUStinger
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"but who pulls over a very expensive car onto the side of the highway during the day and takes a nap?"


someone who is so sleepy they cant stay on the road and/or think clearly?

8/3/2009 2:56:34 PM

simonn
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i really love conspiracy theories. that is all.

8/3/2009 2:59:11 PM

SaabTurbo
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I can't ever get into them because they're all so shot full of holes it's pathetic.

8/3/2009 2:59:57 PM

j_sun
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Quote :
"I AM INTERESTED TO HEAR HOW WATER IS NOT A CHEM SON. "


nobody is saying water isn't a chemical, that's not the issue at hand son. don't go all straw man on me.

8/3/2009 3:02:00 PM

arog20012001
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Aliens live at the bottom of Lake Baikal (Siberia) and former President Putin went and visited them last week.

I'm convinced. This shit is freaky, son!


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534960,00.html

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.6c394a230bece3a4943ecb703a1405f3.5c1&show_article=1

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/05/astronauts-spot-mysterious-ice-circles-in-worlds-deepest-lake/

8/3/2009 3:03:50 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

8/3/2009 3:47:27 PM

Hey_McFly
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what about the conspiracy that all of the great wonders of the ancient world were influenced by extra-terrestrials?

the pyramids, Stonehenge, easter island..

how else would the mayans know when the world is going to end???





8/3/2009 9:49:52 PM

casummer
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Jews did 9/11:11\6, I hold IRREFUTABLE PROOF.

Linear time is LIE. Cubic time is TRUTH, you are EDUCATED STUPID, SEE BEYOND.

_ _ _
_| |__| |__| |__...LIE!

THE TRUTH IS CUBIC TIME:
_____
sunup | | midday
| |
midnight |_____| sundown

I HAVE IRREFUTABLE PROOF. FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DAYS IN ONE ROTATION OF EARTH, EACH QUADRANT OF EARTH.

Man is personified pyramid, 1 corner of time cube, 1 24 hr day. 1/4th of a person. pyramid * 6 equals star of David = the BALANCE = 11:11 = equilibrium in timeSpace. Four 24 hr days, simultaneously, equals 11:11 - 11:11 = natural balance. 6/11 = 11\9 = 9/11:11\6 = cubeless Jews did wtc.

24 6 24
,_______,
|11 11|
time^cube
6 | (o) | 6
| / \ |
9/11:11\6
/_______\
24 man is 24
personified
pyramid

Man is but extension of the 9/11:11\6, four corners, four simultaneous 24 hour days. Cubeless god, Jewish god, Jews did 9/11:11\6. I have IRREFUTABLE PROOF. Ignorant dumb asses laugh at me, they do not know. 9/11 tragedy was caused by JEWISH LIE and CONSPIRACY. ZOG means students are EDUCATED STUPID with CUBELESS LINEAR TIME LIE. I have uncovered the truth, the spirit guardians have alerted. 11:11. I DEMONSTRATE IRREFUTABLE PROOF.

* New York City has 11 letters.
* Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
* 'George W. Bush' has 11 letters
* New York is the State # 11
* The first plane crushing against the Twin Towers was flight #11
* Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11
* Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11
* The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
* The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
* The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11
* September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11
* After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.
* The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11
* The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.

NATURAL

DIVINE

CUBIC

BALANCE

_______
11:11 | | 11:11
| |
11:11 | | 11:11
|_______|

911 is also 191 - 9=endings. 11 is balance which takes us to 11:11. 9/11:11\6 = STAR OF DAVID = CUBELESS IDIOT JEWISH GOD DID WTC. JEWS DID WTC; I PRESENT IRREFUTABLE PROOF. THINK.

8/3/2009 9:54:12 PM

IMStoned420
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Do you ever think people like that might have the most incredible idea ever and that human language is simply not advanced enough to relay the information to other people?

8/3/2009 9:57:03 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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naw

8/3/2009 9:57:26 PM

Mr. Joshua
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not really

8/4/2009 2:50:19 PM

DeltaBeta
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I'm thinking we're pretty set on the ability to explain just about anything we're thinking about.

8/4/2009 2:51:20 PM

IMStoned420
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But what if it was just THAT amazing

8/4/2009 3:00:46 PM

Mr. Joshua
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I explain everything with ones and zeros.

8/4/2009 3:04:27 PM

Bullet
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https://www.vice.com/en/article/88xeg3/gop-ghost-bus
(watch the video)

Quote :
"“These two buses in the middle here, they were the first to arrive at Union Station on January 6th,” Higgins said. “These buses are nefarious in nature and were filled with FBI informants dressed as Trump supporters, deployed onto our Capitol on January 6th.”"

11/15/2023 4:53:22 PM

TreeTwista10
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11/15/2023 5:02:56 PM

The Coz
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I too am addicted to steroids. Corticosteroids.

11/15/2023 6:50:32 PM

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