haha nice, im stealing that from you
7/1/2009 3:17:30 PM
You: ASLStranger: 16-f-usaYou: well, damn.Stranger: o.oYou: 26/M/USAStranger: o.oYou: o.O indeedStranger: dude, my mom died You: life's a bitch...did she leave you anything nice?Your conversational partner has disconnected.
7/1/2009 3:17:56 PM
dont you steal my billy mays shit now
7/1/2009 3:18:36 PM
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: this person who just left the convo said their mom diedYou: isn't that awful?Stranger: i guessYou: if your mom died, would she leave anything nice?You: like...money?You: or good sex toys?Stranger: who knows..You: you sould ask...it's very important to know what you can afford when that day comesYour conversational partner has disconnected.
7/1/2009 3:19:19 PM
o consider it stolenalthough at the moment ive somehow stumbled into an intelligent conversation
7/1/2009 3:19:27 PM
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: horny girl?You: heyYou: nope guyYou: i can pretend thoughStranger: faggotYour conversational partner has disconnected.lolz
7/1/2009 3:20:10 PM
Stranger: helloYou: holaYou: How's the weather your way?Stranger: kind of cloudyYou: bright and sunny hereYou: kinda hotYou: steamy, evenYour conversational partner has disconnected.[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:21 PM. Reason : dur]
7/1/2009 3:21:12 PM
7/1/2009 3:21:30 PM
im fucking up my billy mays conversation
7/1/2009 3:23:48 PM
Stranger: HiStranger: *rape face*You: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminalYou: You gunna get raped!Stranger: lolYou: TWW?Stranger: What?You: Oh, nevermind. Stranger: I just raped you ftwYou: Are you hot as fuck?Stranger: Im prettyYou: Dats cool.Stranger: lolYou: k, gotta go, thanks for the raping.You have disconnected.
7/1/2009 3:23:57 PM
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7/1/2009 3:30:09 PM
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: we're already off to a better start...you didn't ask if i was hornyYou: congratsYour conversational partner has disconnected.
7/1/2009 3:31:22 PM
Stranger: hiYou: are you the gatekeeper?Stranger: yeah manStranger: i am a gatekeeperYou: i am the key masterStranger: wowYou: we must go to zuul
7/1/2009 3:31:56 PM
haha im totally swapping grilling recipes with someone
7/1/2009 3:32:47 PM
This won't work on opera mini or the blackberry browser
7/1/2009 3:33:49 PM
lol Daz repeat
7/1/2009 3:34:06 PM
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: *awkward silence*You: this is like my first dateYou: she was a muteStranger: lolYou: i could never tell if she was satisfied in bedStranger: o.OYou: she would be flipping her middle finger with her thumb outYou: i never knew if that meant "fuck you!" or "FUCK YES!"Your conversational partner has disconnected.
7/1/2009 3:34:29 PM
7/1/2009 3:34:40 PM
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: you beat me to itYou have disconnected.Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi aslYou: suck my penis?Stranger: im maleYou: point?Your conversational partner has disconnected.[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:37 PM. Reason : .]
7/1/2009 3:36:26 PM
Stranger: hiYou: ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, SAVE EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACEYour conversational partner has disconnected.
7/1/2009 3:41:02 PM
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: sand? in my vagina?Stranger: hiYour conversational partner has disconnected.Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: sand? in my vagina?Your conversational partner has disconnected.Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: sand? in my vagina?Stranger: a wild abra appears!You: HOLY SHIT. nowai!Stranger: abra used teleportYour conversational partner has disconnected.[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:43 PM. Reason : .]
7/1/2009 3:41:57 PM
7/1/2009 3:43:29 PM
im gonna ask everyone TWW? and lets see if it ever connects us...
7/1/2009 3:44:30 PM
7/1/2009 3:45:30 PM
Great, I just got a myspace link to a girl that is 16. Wtf is up with kids these days?
7/1/2009 3:45:43 PM
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: tww?Stranger: tww?You: fuck.You have disconnected.
7/1/2009 3:45:53 PM
^^^^ quite a few people have talked to other TWWers, myself including. funny shit when you find out[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : rofl quagmire]
7/1/2009 3:46:53 PM
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7/1/2009 3:47:25 PM
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: tww?Stranger: you got any free xbox live trial codes?You: TWW, MOTHERFUCKER.Stranger: yesYou: oh, woot.You: sn?Stranger: TWWStranger: free tiral codes?You: yesYou: isn't tiral a black person's name?Your conversational partner has disconnected.
7/1/2009 3:47:52 PM
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7/1/2009 3:54:21 PM
Stranger: you dont get the reference im guessingYou: i don'tStranger: ok only 1 persondidYou: what is itStranger: resident evil 4Stranger: the merchantYou: yeah.... i'm not a misanthropeStranger: fuck uYour conversational partner has disconnected.
7/1/2009 3:57:25 PM
7/1/2009 4:05:59 PM
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: ( o Y o ) + (_!_) = 8======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ,(>.O)Stranger: boobies?You: + (_!_)Stranger: and bumYou: = 8======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ,(>.O)Stranger: head ache?You: cumshot to the eye...close, thoughYou have disconnected.
7/1/2009 4:08:39 PM
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7/1/2009 4:27:46 PM
nm, I guess I should just open my eyes[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 4:29 PM. Reason : ]
7/1/2009 4:28:37 PM
TOOK FUCKING LONG ENOUGH
7/1/2009 4:31:42 PM
not very random - it's either dudes saying how hard they are or high school girls.
7/1/2009 4:49:30 PM
lmao
7/1/2009 4:50:00 PM
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7/1/2009 8:56:58 PM
I ain't clicking on those images if they're of animals....are they?
7/1/2009 9:01:07 PM
oh I don't know, I didn't bother -- just trying to prove not much disturbs me to the point where I can't look at it
7/1/2009 9:01:47 PM
Well I clicked on one and it was loading slowly (thankfully) but I saw kitten ears so I closed that shit ASAP
7/1/2009 9:05:00 PM
Spam this fucker!
7/1/2009 9:05:11 PM