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11/12/2008 1:15:21 PM

20/10

11/12/2008 1:16:13 PM

^ DID YOU CATCH THE LAST THREE STORIES SON?

11/12/2008 1:16:50 PM

YES SON. THEY ARE SO HILARIOUS I GAVE THEM A 20/10 SON.

11/12/2008 1:18:09 PM

NICE SON.

I WILL REMEMBER SOME MORE SOON MY SON.

11/12/2008 1:26:07 PM

haha why am i laughing at this shit

11/12/2008 1:26:26 PM

FOR ANYONE JUST COMING INTO THE THREAD, BE SURE TO READ ALL FOUR SHORT STORIES. THEY CAN BE FOUND ON PAGE ONE MY SONS.

11/12/2008 1:29:49 PM

your rhee rhee stories make me lolz so much. It reminds me of one I had to deal with

11/12/2008 1:34:01 PM

Hahahahha this is the dumbest thing but makes me lawl so hard. Can I write a review of your book for the jacket?

11/12/2008 1:49:15 PM

SURE, YOU CAN WRITE A REVIEW OF THE BOOK MY SON.

11/12/2008 1:50:18 PM

This is further proof that Receivedeath and Saabturbo are the same person. Two evidences:

1 evidences) They are never in the same room posting on TWW at the same time
2 evidences) Receivedeath would totally remember 4 different diarrhea related stories, the only difference is he's posted them in caps under a different user name
3 evidences) They're both fat pieces of useless shit

11/12/2008 1:54:44 PM

ST is way funnier then RD!!

good going my man...funniest shit i've read in a while

11/12/2008 2:11:57 PM

^^ HAVE YOU MET ME SON?

^ HE HAS ON MANY OCCASIONS SON.

11/12/2008 2:14:51 PM

They are not the same person. RD wouldnt go to the police if some one was talking shit to him

11/12/2008 2:16:52 PM

when I did study abroad in China we had to shit in these

shit was nasty man, talk about splash back and other nastiness.

to top it off, they don't flush their tp, they throw it out right beside them (alot of places don't even have tp)

11/12/2008 2:17:05 PM

SaabTurbo needs his own rhee rhee thread (i giggle just thinking rhee rhee)

11/12/2008 2:17:20 PM

you talk about shit entirely too much scooter boy

11/12/2008 2:39:39 PM

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE RIDING A SKOOT CAPABLE OF 200MPH SON.

NOTE THAT STORY 2, "TARGET MEMORY," WAS NOT DIRECTLY RHEE RHEE RELATED. I THREW THAT IN THERE FOR FOLKS LIKE YOURSELF, WHO CLEAN UP LOOSE PILES ALL DAY AND DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT WORK ANY MORE.

11/12/2008 2:42:49 PM

you're such a dipshit

11/12/2008 2:45:40 PM

BTW, WHAT'S UP WITH THE DELERIANT STATUS NAME SON?

11/12/2008 2:49:30 PM

BTTT

11/12/2008 5:48:24 PM

"LOOSE PILE RHEE RHEES OF THE LATE 20TH CENTURY" should be required reading for all humanity. This holiday season I will gather my family around the tree on Christmas Eve and read to them from Mr Turbo's insipiring tale of an obese woman's bowel movement that reached from the depths of a toilet bowel straight into my heart. A true rhee rhee to share! --CeilingCat

11/12/2008 9:45:30 PM

hahahahhahahahahah omfg thread of the fucking year

11/12/2008 9:46:49 PM

I like callin em "Duke Universities"


oblique references are fun

11/12/2008 9:53:49 PM

WHATUP SON?

11/12/2008 10:46:41 PM

BTTT---I NEED MORE TALES OF RHEE RHEE TO READ TO MY METRO CHILDREN AROUND THE YULE LOG (PUN INTENDED SON)

11/12/2008 11:19:24 PM

I have a fat person rhee rhee story -should I send it ST to put it in all caps?

11/12/2008 11:37:13 PM

bttt

11/13/2008 11:20:11 AM

^^ YOU CAN POST THE RHEE RHEE STORY SON.

11/13/2008 11:22:15 AM

this is fucking gold

11/13/2008 11:34:30 AM

the over-descriptive industrial toilet explanation followed by the pic for clarification is my favorite part of it all

11/13/2008 11:35:34 AM

rhee rhee pile

11/13/2008 11:36:36 AM

WHERE IS G.O.D'S LOOSE PILE RHEE STORY?

11/13/2008 12:22:57 PM

HELLO?!

11/13/2008 3:00:29 PM

WHERE DID YOU GO G.O.D? I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR RHEE STORY SON.

11/13/2008 5:40:39 PM

MAN LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ONE TIME I HAD TO GET MY COMPUTER FIXED BY MY FRIEND AND HIS GAY FAGGOT BOYFRIEND ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO.

NOW KEEP IN MIND THAT I AM AN IDIOT, AND AM EXTREMELY FAT, DIRTY AND I ONLY BRUSH MY TEETH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON (THEY ARE AS YELLOW AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN TEETH GET). SOMEHOW I HAD DELETED ALL KINDS OF SHIT THAT WAS CRITICAL TO THE COMPUTER'S FUNCTIONING. SO MY FRIEND RE-INSTALLED THAT SHIT AND HAD DOWNLOADED A BUNCH OF NEW DRIVERS AND SHIT.

WELL, THOSE FAGGOTS ENDED UP DOWNLOADING SOMETHING TO MY PORN FOLDER, CALLED 'VIDEOS' OR SOME SHIT.

OF COURSE I'M GONNA HAVE SOME SICK VIDEOS OF ME AND MY GF DOING ASS TO MOUTH, AND HE WATCHED THAT VIDEO AND GOT ALL HOT AND STARTED HAVING FAGGOT SEX WHILE INSTALLING MY DRIVERS. I STILL HAVE THE SEMEN STAINS OVER MY KEYBOARD TO PROVE IT.

THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I HAD HUGE DIARRHEA PILE IN MY TOILET AND REFUSED TO FLUSH IT BECAUSE IT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND HAD DIARRHEA AND SHE WAS AT FAULT FOR LEAVING IT THERE (SHE WAS AT WORK, BUT SHE SHOULD'VE FLUSHED IT BEFORE SHE LEFT, WHAT A LAZY BITCH). THIS PILE WAS SO LARGE THAT IT STUCK UP ABOVE THE WATER LINE. IT'S STILL THE BIGGEST LOOSE DUMP I'VE EVER SEEN, ONLY A 300LB GIRL WHO IS 5'3" TALL (IN OTHER WORDS, SHE IS SHAPED LIKE A SPHERE) COULD PRODUCE THIS SIZE RHEE RHEE PILE. SO MY GAY FRIEND HAD TO GO PISS OUTSIDE BECAUSE HE WASN'T GOING TO SPLASH A DIARRHEA PILE ONTO HIS LEGS.

11/13/2008 6:36:20 PM

YOU'VE LIVED UP TO YOUR NAME TODAY SON.

11/13/2008 6:37:40 PM

OMG SO THIS ONE TIME WHEN I WAS LITTLE WE WERE HIKING IN THE WOODS AND WE CAME UPON AN OLD CABIN SITE. WE DECIDED TO HANG OUT THERE AND EAT LUNCH, AND AFTERWARDS WE WERE EXPLORING AROUND THE SITE AND FOUND THE BIGGEST PILE OF SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. IT WAS AS BIG AROUND AS A DINNER PLATE AND PROBABLY 8 INCHES TALL. IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED IN IT, YOU WOULD HAVE LOST A SHOE. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A BEAR SHIT B/C OF THE SIZE AND THE FACT THAT IT SPECKLED WITH LITTLE RED BERRIES.

ANYWAY, WE WERE JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AT THAT PILE OF BEAR SHIT AND MY AUNT WALKS UP AND IS LIKE "OMG. A DOG HAS BEEN HERE!!!!!!!!!!! " AND EVERYONE JUST DIED LAUGHING. SOMEONE WAS LIKE, MAYBE THAT WAS A DOG BEFORE THAT BEAR SHIT IT OUT! MY AUNT GOT ALL MAD AND WAS ARGUING ABOUT IT UNTIL SOMEONE ASKED HER WHAT KIND OF DOG ATE BERRIES.

SO THAT SOLVES THE AGE OLD QUESTION "DOES A BEAR LEAVE A LOOSE, HIGH SURFACE AREA RHEE RHEE IN THE WOODS. I THINK WE MIGHT EVEN HAVE A PICTURE OF IT SOMEWHERE/

11/13/2008 10:25:04 PM

Rhee Rhee

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11/13/2008 10:26:18 PM

Quote :

"SOMEONE WAS LIKE, MAYBE THAT WAS A DOG BEFORE THAT BEAR SHIT IT OUT!"

LOL BEAR TURDS!!!

hick.

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 10:28 PM. Reason : ``]

11/13/2008 10:27:03 PM

^^ ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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IS THIS GIRL'S NAME RHEE RHEE FOR REAL SON?!

11/13/2008 10:27:45 PM

I JUST DON'T THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

A GIRL HAS NAMED HERSELF DIARRHEA SON.

11/13/2008 10:43:43 PM

OK LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER STORY. IT ALMOST CAUSED ME AND MY HUSBAND TO BREAK UP BEFORE IT EVEN REALLY BEGAIN....

WE WERE FIRST DATING AND STILL TRYING TO NOT BE GROSS IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER AND ACT ALL PROPER. MY HUSBAND HAS A BROTHER WHO IS GROSS AS HELL SOMETIMES, AND APPARENTLY HE HAS A BAD DOO DOO PROBLEM.

ANYWAY, SO I GO INTO THEIR BATHROOM ONE TIME OVER CHRISTMAS BREAK AND THERE IS A PAIR OF TIGHTY WHITEYS WITH THE BIGGEST SKID MARK I HAVE EVER SEEN JUST LAYING THERE IN THE FLOOR. I WAS LIKE , "GOT DAMN SON, CHEW YOUR FOOD A LITTLE BETTER NEXT TIME!'. IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO GIVE HIM A WEDGIE MID-DUMP. I WAS A LITTLE FREAKED OUT THINKING THAT THIS DUDE I LIKED HAD BOWEL CONTROL ISSUES AND THOUGHT ABOUT LEAVING AND FINDING A WAY TO NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN. I WOULD HAVE LEFT HIM AND FOREVER REFERRED TO HIM AS "FUDGE RIPPLE" TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS, THAT I WOULD OF COURSE HAVE TO TELL ABOUT THE SHITTY UNDIES.

SO I DECIDED I WOULD GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF A DOUBT AND TRY TO DISCREETLY CHECK TO SEE IF HE WORE TIGHTY WHITIES. WE WERE MAKING OUT ON THE COUCH AFTER EVERYONE WENT TO BED, AND I SNEAKED A PEAK AT HIS UNDIES AND THANKFULLY THEY WERE COLORED BOXERS. I DIDN'T HAVE TO DUMP THIS DUDE AFTERALL.

ANYWAY, EVENTUALLY MY DUDE FOUND OUT THAT I HAD SEEN THOSE SHIT STAINED UNDIES AND WAS LIKE "OMG I ALWAYS TRIED TO CHECK THE BATHROOM AND MAKE SURE THAT BRIAN DIDN'T LEAVE ANYTHING GROSS IN THERE'. SO APPARENTLY HIS BROTHER HAS SHIT ISSUES ON A REGULAR BASIS. GROSSNESS.

MY HUSBAND'S BROTHER IS THE REAL FUDGE RIPPLE.

11/13/2008 10:46:47 PM

^ you're a class act hayseed.

11/13/2008 10:48:05 PM

PS- HUSBAND = Socks``

FUDGE RIPPLE BROTHER = Redneck Bob

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 10:50 PM. Reason : son]

11/13/2008 10:50:23 PM

NICE SON.

11/13/2008 10:55:33 PM

SO MY EX-BF FROM COLLEGE,WHO I WAS GOOD FRIENDS WITH, WAS GOING TO VEGAS WITH ANOTHER FRIEND. HE LIVES IN WINSTON-SALEM AND THEY WERE FLYING OUT OF RDU. HE GETS HERE AND HIS FRIEND IS THE FATTEST FUCK I HAVE EVER SEEN, WE ARE TALKING 300-400 POUNDS HERE, AND THIS DUDE IS A TEACHER (WAY TO BE A ROLE MODEL FOR OUT CHILDREN ). THEIR FLIGHT IS LEAVING OUT OF RDU IN THE MORINING, SO WE GO HIT UP FLYING SAUCER FOR A BEER OR TWO. WE COME HOME AND I'M IN BED, WHEN THERE IS A KNOCK ON MY BEDROOM DOOR. IT IS THE FAT FUCK. HE IS LIKE THERE IS A PROBLEM. I'M LIKE OKKKAYY-THINKING "WHAT KINDA PROBLEM IS THERE AT TWO IN THE EFFIN MORNIN!". SO I WALK INTO MY HALLWAY AND ABOUT FALL DOWN BY THE NASTIEST SMELL. LIKE WAVE OF STINK. I THROW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE. THE DUDE TAKES ME TO MY GUEST BATHROOM WHERE THIS STANK EMINATES FROM AND IT LOOKS LIKE A BROWN BOMB EXPLODED IN MY TOILET AND FELL OUT. THERE IS RHEE RHEE SPLATTER ON THE WALLS AROUND THE TOILET AND THE TOILET IS OVERFLOWING LIKE A CHOCLATE FOUNTAIN AT A WEDDING. HE SHEEPISHLY SAYS, I CAN'T FIND A PLUNGER. SO I AM LIKE I HAVE ONE IN MY BATHROOM, JUST TO RUN OUT OF THERE AND AWAY SO I CAN BREATHE SINCE I STOPPED BREATHING, AND WAS TAKING LITTLE GASPS THROUGH MY MOUTH. OF COURSE I CAN'T THE STUPID PLUNGER IN MY BATHROOM SO CHECK THE DOWNSTAIRS GUESTROOM BATHROOM-NOT THEIR EITHER . SO WE START LOOKING EVERYWHERE -NO PLUNGER . SO THE GUY IS LIKE LETS GO TO WALMART AND BUY ONE. I WAS LIKE SOUNDS GOOD!!! AT THIS POINT MY EX GETS BELIGERENT AND IS LIKE "WE AREN'T GOING TO FUCKING WALMART! I WILL GET UP EARLY AND CLEAN IT IN THE MORNING WHEN THE WATER GOES DOWN AND LEAVE YOU $20 FOR A GOD-DAMN PLUNGER" ME AND FAT FUCK STILL WANT TO GET A PLUNGER, BUT HE IS STILL RAGING CRAZY ABOUT NOT GOING TO WALMART. SO WE ALL GO TO BED. I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING. NO ONE IS THERE. THERE IS STILL RHEE RHEE IN MY TOILET AND ON MY WALLS. THERE IS NO $20. I GO TO WALMART AND GET ONE AND AM SUPER DUPER PISSED AS HELL!!! . I ACTUALLY HAD TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP, SON! SO I CALL MY EX UP AND ASKED WHAT HAPPENED. HE DIDN'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT I THINK HE WAS ON DRUGS I HAVE NEVER EVER IN MY LIFE SEEN A RHEE RHEE LIKE THAT. IT IS SOMETHING ONLY A PERSON OVER 300 POUNDS COULD MAKE. I HAD TO OPEN THE WINDOWS IN THAT PART OF THE HOUSE FOR FIVE DAYS SON. I SPRAYED EVERYTHING I HAD TO MAKE IT POSSIBLE TO WALK PAST THAT BATHROOM. I STILL HATE GOING IN THAT BATHROOM AND EVEN LOOKING IN THAT TOILET. IN FACT TO THIS DAY I WON'T EVEN USE THAT TOILET, SON.

11/14/2008 7:30:43 AM

I WOULDN'T USE THAT SHIT AGAIN EITHER SON.

11/14/2008 9:20:45 AM

THATS REALLY FUCKING GROSS SON.

11/14/2008 9:40:30 AM

^ I HOPE YOU READ ALL FOUR OF MY STORIES ON PAGE 1 SON.

I AM CONSIDERING RETIRING THE PHRASE "RHEE RHEE" IN LIGHT OF THE RECENT DISCOVERY OF A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED RHEE RHEE. I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER MY SONS. IT'S UPSETTING ME SON, SO I AM PROBABLY GOING TO CHANGE OVER TO THE PHRASE "LOOSE PILE RHEE."

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11/14/2008 9:45:05 AM