Quote :

"FAILED THIRD INSPECTION"

5/14/2008 10:26:49 PM

we all need a little wet wet

5/14/2008 10:27:16 PM

Well, you've got it. Every single day I come home from training I am sopping wet, like, sit wrong and it all squirts out wet. I have to use the bathroom just to wipe myself down so it doesn't build up. My pussy's literally aching by the end of the day.

5/14/2008 10:28:10 PM

it doesnt take much to set you assholes off does it?

5/14/2008 10:28:39 PM

good lord

I really don't know what to think about all that




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lge2_H_8IQ


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5/14/2008 10:28:46 PM

wtf

5/14/2008 10:28:51 PM

Lol @ the youtube

5/14/2008 10:30:55 PM

5/14/2008 10:31:00 PM

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"My pussy's literally aching by the end of the day."

That's awesome.

5/14/2008 10:33:46 PM

if you aint first...you're last!

5/14/2008 10:40:09 PM

invite him for a coffee after work. tell him what you've told all of us - that you WANT HIM , but are just getting over a relationship and aren't really sure what that attraction means, and you don't want to make things awkward at work by acting on that attraction.

he will assure you that it won't make things awkward, you will get off, then things will get awkward because they always do...but here's the thing. if you're both open with each other about your expectations, and those expectations are in line with reality, it might work out.

or you can just keep masturbating before work every day. whatever works for you.

5/14/2008 10:41:10 PM

nah he's old enough to not let it be weird, or so I'd think

the older you get the easier it is to not be all weird around someone just because you've hooked up

5/14/2008 10:42:41 PM

hollister should write sex stories

5/14/2008 10:45:09 PM

bown chicka bown

5/14/2008 10:50:32 PM

I had a feeling this thread would deliver!

5/14/2008 10:51:04 PM

>.<

5/14/2008 10:54:12 PM

dont let him pee in your butt

5/14/2008 11:03:49 PM

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"I'm just not used to getting touched like that, or to even having anyone take an interest in me like that"

you're not used to flirting?

5/14/2008 11:34:12 PM

5/14/2008 11:39:05 PM

No.

5/14/2008 11:41:49 PM

Quote :

"if the noobs only knew"

5/14/2008 11:43:04 PM

5/14/2008 11:48:19 PM

i love sucking dick man

my favorite

5/15/2008 12:04:02 AM

w3rd

5/15/2008 12:39:50 AM

http://www.imeem.com/clarenyc/music/rdEkGP9w/lil_wayne_feat_kanye_west_lollipop_remix_feat_kanye_west_d/

5/15/2008 12:40:31 AM

booooooo

Gimme some Moses Hogan!

5/15/2008 12:41:36 AM

if i wasn't smitten right about now, i'd let both yous come over and blow me

5/15/2008 12:43:57 AM

You do a line and i'll do a line, honey
You do a line and i'll do a line, babe
You do a line and i'll do a line,
we'll fight an' screw 'til mornin' time,
Honey, baby, mine.

5/15/2008 1:22:20 AM

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" Every single day I come home from training I am sopping wet, like, sit wrong and it all squirts out wet. I have to use the bathroom just to wipe myself down so it doesn't build up. My pussy's literally aching by the end of the day."

OMFG, lolz.


Leave a Polaroid picture of your snatch in his desk drawer. It's a class move.

5/15/2008 1:22:27 AM

lol

5/15/2008 8:20:22 AM

I'm sure you could talk to this guy about it, since you are apparently conviced that he won't make it all weird.

Pretty sure this thread gives me new hope in that there are women who are horny all day like me.

If talking to him doesn't work out, then I guess buy a dildo and masturbate inthe corner of a dark back room while crying and rocking back and forth ever so softly.

5/15/2008 8:32:20 AM

this thread makes the baby jesus cry

5/15/2008 8:34:50 AM

big ups to the j-man

5/15/2008 8:46:47 AM

"Add Topic To My Topics"

this thread has made my morning

no advice for cd tho, sorry. goodluck, but at least you have a good problem

5/15/2008 8:53:16 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8FikEflip4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbLRf0j80wU

[Edited on May 15, 2008 at 9:03 AM. Reason : dyg]

5/15/2008 8:58:19 AM

Quote :

"making eye contact"

sorry, most of the world does this as a part of normal human interaction


the rest is lame

Quote :

"if the noobs only knew"

ahahah, how true

[Edited on May 15, 2008 at 9:30 AM. Reason : s]

5/15/2008 9:19:26 AM

Man, I was up most of last night thinking about him again. I'm gonna be tired tonight, working late. >.<

5/17/2008 10:20:32 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

5/17/2008 11:36:29 AM

they used to call that protection money back in the mafia's day

5/17/2008 11:41:51 AM

ok nevermind, not gonna post his pic, bad idea...

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : 12 beers = baaaaaaad decision making]

5/19/2008 12:06:04 AM

anybody get it?

5/19/2008 12:07:42 AM

I've got it, I just realized after sobering up for 30 seconds that somene might recognize the dude

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 12:09 AM. Reason : Plus he's lost about 30 pounds since that pic so it isn't a fair represenation!]

5/19/2008 12:09:25 AM

evan? lets start that rumor

5/19/2008 12:10:42 AM

1) Take him to court for sexual harassment.
2) ???
3) PROFIT!

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 12:25 AM. Reason : my spelling sucks ]

5/19/2008 12:25:18 AM

I'd rather gobble his cock.

5/19/2008 12:28:46 AM

Whatever does it for you.

5/19/2008 12:30:05 AM

Hahah, just emailed my aunt.

Quote :

"Tony and I are doing ok, I moved in with the parents and Vanessa did as well. We're working and saving money right now. I didin't know you were going through a heat wave - we've been getting a lot of storms lately. I love the rain but it tends to wash out my weddings so we have to have backup plans. I usually press my clients to have one before I get there but they treat them as a worse case scenario, not as a realistic second choice. At any rate, things are working out for now. I'm losing weight at my job and growing my hair out so guys are taking more of an interest in me, which with my experience is very different. I would definately appreciate your prayers for me to deal with a coworker who has been coming onto me... I'm not used to the attention, or the reaction I feel, lol. I've been able to keep things under control and not give any signs of how it's affected me, or to encourage the fellow, I just need to keep my eyes on the cross and keep working hard at my job. Sorry, auntie. I wouldn't spill all this shit if I weren't drunk. Stephanie"

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 12:44 AM. Reason : .]

5/19/2008 12:34:34 AM

so wait tony had TWO younger broads?

5/19/2008 12:37:46 AM

No. Vanessa is my sister, her husband died around the time I moved in with our parents, and she did as well because she couldn't afford to live alone.

5/19/2008 12:38:42 AM

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"Hey Steph, drunk is OK, and more important : attention from a man is OK too ! the only thing that really matters is that you're honest with Tony. If you are absolutely certain that you want to stay with him the rest of your life, then you have to do what you have already discussed below, and reject the attention of the man who obviously sees beauty in you. But if you are not certain that you want to stay with Tony, then WHEN you figure out what you want to do, and that is a very hard decision, you owe it to him to eventually be honest. If you don't know, and are confused, then don't talk to him about it yet. You're right, keep your eyes on the cross and focus on your job. You're so smart !! but I just wanted to make sure you know that there's nothing wrong with being flattered and enjoying the attention from this guy. It's a very nice feeling, to think that you're attractive, and it's not a sin. The only sin comes when a person gets dishonest or deceives. I've always told you.........YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL !!!! INSIDE AND OUTSIDE !!!!!!!!"

Thank God for generous aunts, lol.

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"Cathy, Well I've already talked to Tony about things and with the lady at the church he and I go to, so there's not all that much lying going on, lol. The problem is with me - I'm not used to how I react to guys like the guy at work. He can just get a reaction out of me that I'm not used to experiencing, so that's the problem for me - the number of hours he occupies my mind. It feels like he owns me. I don't want to lie to him about how I feel but then again I don't think he even cares about me - it's basically the way I turn little things into big things, and might take the wrong impression of him (that he's noble, responsible and "husband material" when he only needs some poontang). So I'll just wait for some communication from him, and if he doesn't give me any, the hell with it. I'll find Mr. Perfect (or Mr. Imperfect minus 2.75) sometime, God willing. Stephanie"

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 3:04 AM. Reason : spacing.]

5/19/2008 3:02:23 AM