lol. perhaps a Shakespearean insult.
4/9/2008 2:12:03 PM
I doubt we'll die off. Evolving seems more likely. The people of 3000 will be almost beyond our current imagination.
4/9/2008 2:15:13 PM
Here comes the transhumanism shit again.
4/9/2008 2:15:58 PM
Actually, transhumanism is the way to escape shit.Literally.
4/9/2008 2:19:48 PM
What about a joke that kills?Beyond that, maybe a bomb derived from string-theoretic physics. It'll be a few hundred years for that one. Think Star Gate bomb.
4/9/2008 2:27:45 PM
GoldenViper, I think I speak for many of us when I say that this vague futurist shit you've been tripping on so hard lately has gotten annoying. You never explain any of these supposed trends, never even offer any support for any of them except your own quiet confidence that they will all prove themselves, and fortunately for you, if they don't we'll all be dead and unable to point out how wrong you were.So I'm begging you, please, start fleshing out these heretofore pointless responses or just stop altogether.
4/9/2008 2:34:37 PM
^ Looks like we were on the same page. (See below.)^^ Seems like we didn't really go much farther than nuclear weapons in terms of devastation. I wonder whether we'd actually use any one weapon that would destroy us all.
4/9/2008 2:36:52 PM
What ends humankind?That's easy: Crake.
4/9/2008 3:15:09 PM
Some say the world will end in fire,Some say in ice.From what I've tasted of desireI hold with those who favor fire.But if it had to perish twice,I think I know enough of hateTo say that for destruction iceIs also greatAnd would suffice.-Robert FrostI hold with those who favor fire.
4/9/2008 3:41:53 PM
4/9/2008 4:04:28 PM
A big enough body hits us and the entire surface becomes molten. So, no life.But more realistic is a large asteroid. To actually fully exterminate man even with mans preperations for impact, or attempts at deflection, it would have to be a very very large asteroid. Or just have no time to prepare would be sufficient for a large asteroid
4/9/2008 4:07:57 PM
^^I just read some of that stuff by Kurzweil. What a fucking nutjob.He's got lots of fancy graphs to support his rambling nonsense. It's pretty funny, actually.
4/9/2008 4:29:43 PM
^ That's not an argument.
4/9/2008 4:40:31 PM
4/9/2008 5:07:07 PM
Perhaps the more important question... What is the most realistic survival strategy for each of these theoretical threats? (Obviously some of the more heinous examples might not have a solution at all.)Oh and, Prawn Star how could zombies possibly be less likely than damn dirty apes or evil aliens! (Unless of course you're an undead zombie purist who simply lumps rage-type viruses in with the global epidemic option, in which case... agreed)
4/9/2008 5:13:23 PM
4/9/2008 5:30:53 PM
^ Doesn't load in Safari?
4/9/2008 5:39:52 PM
Fuck, I want to be a diamondoid immortalTHERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
4/9/2008 6:00:17 PM
^ Thankfully, there can be many. But it'll be a long, hard road to get there.I'm not quite as optimistic as Kurzweil about humanity's use of the coming technology.
4/9/2008 8:20:38 PM
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Okay, okay. So, say I put my brain in a robot body and there's a war. Robots versus humans. What side am I on?Debbie DuPree: Humans! You have a human brain.Sparks: But... the humans discriminate against you. You can't even vote!Marco: We'd better not have to live on a reservation. That would really chap my caboose.Captain Murphy: Yeah, but... nobody knows you're a robot. You look the same.Debbie DuPree: Uh, uh. Dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you.Derek 'Stormy' Waters: They're gonna' hunt me? For sport?Marco: That's why we have to CRUSH mankind! So you might as well get on board for the big win, Stormy.
4/12/2008 8:09:02 PM
I'm reading Isaac Asimov's Nemesis right now. It takes place about 250 years in the future where the entire solar system is occupied and overpopulated. One asteroid of scientists has developed an incredibly rudimentary ftl drive. They discover that Earth has a twin star (Nemesis) that will, in a few thousand years, most likely destroy Earth. Instead of telling anybody about it they just put an engine of their asteroid and get the fudge out of there.
4/13/2008 10:06:02 AM
So long and thanks for all the rocket fuel.Neat-sounding story.
4/13/2008 11:55:43 PM
The return of Christ during the rapture
4/14/2008 12:37:18 AM
biological epidemic (run-away genetically engineered virus, new plague, etc)2nd place... mmm... i dunno.. I think we're some resilient little fuckers, and its be tough for anything else to wipe out the human race. Christ, even a biological epidemic isn't a 100% guarantee, some ridiculously small percentage of the population is likely to be resistant or immune.
4/14/2008 9:18:35 AM
^ Resilient indeed.Nothing actually ends humankind altogether, but I think the closest we'll get is the kind of scenario set up by Kuntsler in A World Made by Hand I have yet to read it, but it promises to be entertaining. It's basically the royal flush of worst case scenarios:1. End of Oil2. Climate Change3. Global Pandemics4. Resource WarsThe end result is a back to the basics small-town system of government, with all the typical problems of Post Apocalyptic World scenarios... scavengers, disease, etc.[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 9:37 AM. Reason : .]
4/14/2008 9:37:23 AM
I don't see how a colliding planet wouldn't kill every human. With the exception of some astronauts who'd be dead within a very short time afterwards.[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 11:09 AM. Reason : ?]
4/14/2008 11:09:27 AM
^ Touché, but what's the point of talking about the one in ten billion shot that is both a planet killer and completely incapable of being planned for? We can talk fantasy about putting colonies on other planets & moons so that "someone" would survive all day long... or the highly unlikely notion that we could in fact destroy said planet before it reaches us... but without a massive single world government... How are these multi-trillion dollar ventures to be achieved?
4/14/2008 11:19:37 AM
Dear EverybodyThe singularity won't ever happen.Why?Because computers are dumber then shit.
4/14/2008 12:36:50 PM
The US and EU space agencies systems for discovering and tracking near-earth objects is pretty good. They can pick up and track meteorites (<50m wide) that orbit within 1.7AU of Earth. Additionally, once tracked for the sufficient amount of time, the orbits can be reliably predicted, and their chance of hitting earth evaluated effectively.Assuming it was moving at speeds similar to those of other trans-system objects (ie: comets, other moving asteroids), an object the size of a planet moving through the system as a rogue body would be noticed long before it got close to earth. If it was moving at faster speeds, we'd likely detect it burning through the Oort cloud, have a few years to say some prayers, rape and pillage, then die in quite a spectacular cataclysmic event. This of course is assuming we get hit.Its been a minute since I've crunched numbers like this, so please feel free to correct my mistakes.. but:Assuming:The volume of Earth is 1.0832x10¹² km³1 AU =~ 150 million kmNeptune is 30AU from the sun OR about 4.5 billion kmSo, if you calculate the volume of the solar system inside Neptune's orbit,V = 4/3 ?r³ = 3.817x10^29 km³Basically, what I'm trying to get at through all the numbers is that at any given moment, we occupy an infinitesimally small percentage of the volume of the solar system, and in that size lies relative safety.My money is still on a virus.[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 1:29 PM. Reason : n]
4/14/2008 1:06:13 PM
^ Do the EU and American space agencies routinely look for objects that do not orbit along or near the ecliptic? Also, aren't they just looking for asteroids?Your math's pretty, but your conclusion doesn't necessarily follow. An impact appears unlikely. You make a good case for that. It has happened before, however. That's the operating theory on our moon.In fact, when we factor in gravity, impacts aren't all that threaten our safety.Our infinitesimal size makes vulnerable to more. Gravity can be a motherfucker. Imagine a speck of dust in a light breeze. A gas giant swings through, does not strike Earth but passes nearby, and we still all die.How?We're gravitationally flung from orbit.A virus might work. Why would a virus kill all of its hosts, though?^^^ I'll take issue with the "incapable of being planned for" part.Fantasy?Non-terrestrial colonization is today what intercontinental colonization was to nations hundreds of years ago. Don't act as if your own non-world-government isn't already making strategic plans to man Mars and colonize the moon.[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 2:44 AM. Reason : ...][Edited on April 15, 2008 at 2:45 AM. Reason : ...][Edited on April 15, 2008 at 2:48 AM. Reason : ...]
4/15/2008 2:43:35 AM
To fling us out of orbit it would need to come very close to the Earth and it would need to pass us just right. Otherwise, the pull on the sun will match the pull on us and the net effect will be nothing. So, short of a black whole or cosmic string even having a major effect on our orbit is insignificant. Even a gas giant would need to pass just right, or the earth will simply settle into a new orbit. That orbit could be hell, but the Earth's self regulatory systems are amazingly resillient. Florida might flood or freeze, but with human help to strategically relocate plants and animals while at the same time relocating ourselves and our irrigation systems, I suspect a large percentage of us would survive all but the worst possible catastrophies.
4/15/2008 9:36:38 AM
I like your questions sir, they make me go read stuff. Viva the revolution. From what I can find, the NEAT program and its similar counterparts around the globe cover a decent (read: more than half of the viewable area) portion of the visible night sky. Areas which the program avoid are the galactic ecliptic plane as interference from stars make it hard/impossible for the computer software to track moving objects, and up to a certain inclination above our own in-system orbital plane (For those reading this who are unaware, the plane which the planets rotate around our sun is not the same as the plane that the stars in the Milky Way orbit around the center of the galaxy).Furthermore, the program doesn't specifically look for asteroids per se. It specifically searches for any moving object above a certain size. The lower limit of the object size is pretty small (at least 50m) so I'd say there's a good chance at noticing a planet.Yes, impacts have happened before (reference: our orbiting hunk of cheese). They'll probably happen again. Right now, from current tracking, the next significant scheduled impact/near miss is due sometime in 2880ish. However, as the solar system ages, the number of rogue bodies flying through the orbital plane in unstable orbits decreases. They've simply been reduced in numbers because they've been hitting planets for billions of years already. Example, the K/T impactor came from the Baptistina asteroid family in the asteroid belt. However, it took that asteroid family millions of years to get to one of the few gravitational resonance points in the belt to eject debris into the inner system, and then millions of more years for the subtle gravitational influences to work their magic and get a rock to us.As for being flung out of orbit.. it'd take a lot, A LOT of planet to do that. An object with that much mass moving through the system would destroy it, and there wouldn't be anything we could do about it. However, we are talking about an object much more massive than Jupiter, and again I'm back to the point that we'd see something that massive coming before it got here. Assume an object the mass of Jupiter passes through the system, planetary orbits would be altered slightly, but no one would be flung from orbit around the sun. Best case scenario, massive global climate change. But I think humanity could survive that. At least, some of us.[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:36 AM. Reason : .]
4/15/2008 10:34:46 AM
4/15/2008 11:42:19 AM
To be completely fair, that 800ish years is the estimation of the threats we know of.. that's not to say there isn't something headed our way we don't know about that would hit us before then.
4/15/2008 1:16:53 PM
4/15/2008 1:19:58 PM
4/15/2008 1:32:54 PM
Yes, black holes do move. Some are moving rediculously fast. But there are only a few known black holes, so they are not very common. Again, the odds are slim. And anything moving into our solar system would be visible: we have a giant light bulb in the center which tends to light up all objects within our solar system. And a black hole would be completely visible as it would distort the stars behind it, an effect we already use with luck to see black holes that are on the other side of the galaxy. So, yes, short of a black hole or cosmic string travelling at inter-galactic speeds we are likely to see it.
4/15/2008 2:50:13 PM
LoneSnark, reading your post is painful because where you say weight, you mean mass.-----Gamecat
4/15/2008 4:48:52 PM
4/15/2008 5:21:27 PM
The Earth hasn't been hit by another "planet" in the last 4 billion years. It's not something we need to worry about. Planets typically stick to their own solar systems, and it doesn't appear that Mars or Jupiter are in any hurry to try to attack us.As far as large interstellar bodies go, the "nemesis star" is a theory that some astrophysicists have expounded on. Basically there have been many mass extinctions in the last 250 million years or so, and they follow a roughly cyclical pattern when shown on a graph. The idea is that a red or brown dwarf circling in the Oort cloud comes around every 26 million years or so and kills off a good portion of life on Earth via radiation. Even if this were true, we'd still probably survive such an event by turning into troglodytes.Climate change is probably the biggest risk we'll face. If the ice caps melt off, ocean currents will stop and oxygenated water will no longer get circulated deep into the ocean. At this point most marine life will die off and basic organisms that thrive in oxygen-free environments will flourish. These proto-plankton would produce large amounts of hydrogen sulfide into the air, killing land organisms. Of course, this process would take hundreds of millions of years, so it's not something we need to worry about right now. [Edited on April 15, 2008 at 5:36 PM. Reason : 2]
4/15/2008 5:29:54 PM
Seems at its root, even the left brainers have a lot of faith. At least when it comes to the long term odds of human survival. I wish we'd evolve quicker.
4/16/2008 10:35:08 PM
idk.. i really liked the grey goo, cancerous self-replicating nanomachines suggestion earlier.
4/17/2008 12:58:29 AM
4/17/2008 1:14:26 AM
right now the best bet is massive global climate change
4/17/2008 1:24:15 AM
^ are you kidding?We might lose some people, but that's going to be a slow enough occurrence where it has practically no possibility of ending mankind.[Edited on April 17, 2008 at 1:29 AM. Reason : ]
4/17/2008 1:29:01 AM
we're perturbing the system in a completely unnatural waywho knows what may happen?
4/17/2008 1:37:44 AM
A regional nuclear war, perhaps expanding into a global nuclear war, followed by a nuclear winter that will starve humanity to the brink of extinction
4/17/2008 1:56:11 AM
^^ yeah, but the responses are fairly slow. In the WORST case you'll have significant problems a year down the road, more than likely the significant problems take 10 years to happen.And we are actively looking out for them.Considering we can prepare for a hurricane a week in advance, we can look out for climate change a year or more in advance.
4/17/2008 2:11:42 AM
Hurricanes go away.
4/17/2008 2:40:31 AM
So does climate change if we change our habits (more than likely).
4/17/2008 2:48:23 AM