2 nuts in your mouth raleighboy

4/7/2008 5:19:29 PM

One post in, The Judge wins page 2.

4/7/2008 5:20:06 PM

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BITCH THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

4/7/2008 5:20:16 PM

^ I love it when he posts that.

4/7/2008 5:20:36 PM

hahahha

4/7/2008 5:22:31 PM

WE TRUE SOLDIERS

WE DON'T DIE

WE KEEP ROLLIN


NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH

4/7/2008 5:23:26 PM

Calm down, raleighboy, he's a troll, he's saying all that shit just to fuck with you.

4/7/2008 5:24:04 PM

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"Donald Duck stepped to your ass IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE YOU CASTRATED MOTHERFUCKER"

i just died

4/7/2008 5:26:00 PM

1)-Mistakes happen, deal with it.

2)-Dont be a lazy ass and take your own luggage to the room.

3)-Stop being a fucking annoying moron and be responsible with your money. Its 2008, only old people pay with cash. Stop making things harder on everyone else.

4)-Your father inlaw should have informed you that he gave you a gift. Its not the resorts responsobility that they failed to inform you that a relative had given you a gift.

5)-Again, stop being a cheap annoying mother fucker, and pay regularly like everyone else. This isn't a college dining hall, stop purchasing a meal plan while on vacation.

6)-So its the resorts fault that an item delivered from somewhere else was damaged in transit? Its a fucking christmas ornament, how big could it have been. Stop being a lazy ass and just carry the thing around yourself.

7)-Sounds like you didn't do enough research about where you were staying. A good 5minutes on the internet could have informed you of all these problems.


Sounds to me like you were one of these bitchy ass tourists who has a million little annoying demands that probably iritate the staff because they are pointless to do. Try acting like an adult and paying like an adult, and you will probably see you will enounter a lot less problems.

But I guess all this adult talk is a moot point considering you went on a vacation at this age to Disney World without any kids.

4/7/2008 5:27:04 PM

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"We gave them a credit card so that we could charge things to our room, but told them clearly that we wanted to pay cash upon checkout for any charges, instead of charging it to the card. They said that was fine. Then they went ahead and charged the card anyway 2 days into our trip, without telling us."

i am very confused by this...

you gave them a credit card so you could CHARGE THINGS TO YOUR ROOM, then said hey we wanna pay CASH, and you were surprised when you had CHARGED things to the card???

4/7/2008 5:27:58 PM

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"stop being a cheap annoying mother fucker"

ahahahaha, you just called out by a NjSeSwU for being cheap.


/anti-semetic stereotyping.

4/7/2008 5:32:21 PM

^^I'm guessing you never stayed at a resort before

4/7/2008 5:34:25 PM

4/7/2008 5:37:39 PM

4/7/2008 5:39:29 PM

-After checking in we were given totally the wrong room. We reserved a room with a king size bed and a pool view and got one with 2 queens and a shitty view of a bush and a fiberglass rock. My wife's mom had even called that morning and was assured that we would be getting the room we'd asked for. We called the front desk and told them we had the wrong room with a terrible view, and the asshole on the other end said "well you get what you pay for." We wasted 30 minutes getting another room.

You do get what you pay for. Get it in writing next time.

-Our luggage was supposed to have been sent to our room while we were at the animal kingdom park, but it wasn't there when we returned, and we wanted to go swimming but our swimsuits were in the luggage. We called and they said they'd call back in 30 minutes; an hour passed with no response. Finally they figured out that it had been sent to the wrong room. So it took our luggage a total of 9 hours from check-in time to get to our room.

Yeah, they legitimately fucked up on that. It affected you for one hour, not nine.

-We gave them a credit card so that we could charge things to our room, but told them clearly that we wanted to pay cash upon checkout for any charges, instead of charging it to the card. They said that was fine. Then they went ahead and charged the card anyway 2 days into our trip, without telling us.

Sounds like they fucked up on that too.

-My wife's dad put $200 on our account as a gift. The fucking hotel didn't tell us for 2 days, and we could have used it on my wife's birthday at dinner.

They don't have to, that's not their job. Be happy you're $200 richer. And how was this a problem? Use it towards the room service and keep the cash in your pocket.

-The dumb shits tried to charge us for room service, even though we told them when we ordered that we were using our dining plan points. This required another time-wasting trip to the front desk to clear it up.

You get what you pay for. "Pay" is the operative word here.

-We bought a christmas ornament at Epcot and had it delivered to the hotel. It arrived in a dozen pieces. They told us we'd have to take it back to the gift shop at Epcot for a replacement. What kind of fucked-up customer service is that? What if we were leaving the next day, or didn't have parkhopper passes? At least the shop's manager threw in a free ornament as an apology for a shoddy packing job.

Don't bitch because you wanted it but were too slack to carry the damn thing around with you. Accidents happen. That's why you didn't have to pay for a replacement.

-The hotel is too damn far from the rest of the parks, so the public transit ride takes a good 20 minutes to get anywhere other than the animal kingdom park.

I will repeat: You get what you pay for.

The only redeeming qualities of the Lodge were the attractive decor and the great food at the Boma restaurant. Go for the food but don't stay at the lodge.
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I don't mean any harm, but stories like yours are a dime a dozen and almost always have another side to them.

You don't pay 4k to stay at that hotel or for any of its services. You paid 4k to take your wife on a trip for her birthday. Some of that went into accomidations, but Im curious how much $ you actually spent v. how many points from various programs you used. Even then, the majority of your $ spent on accomidations is not tied to ammenities (the view, for example), it is tied to the location and proximity to the attraction you're drawn to. This is why the accomidations closer to the parks are more expensive, even if they're more run down or dont offer an ammenity that a more distant locale does. Same principle applies to beach houses: the further back you are from the beach, the cheaper it is.

Who gives a fuck about a pool view anyway? C'mon man, you got pissed because your luggage was sent to the wrong room, a christmas ornament broke, and because you didnt do anything further in the way of researh on your accomidations besides asking a minimum wage worker if you could see the fucking pool. Dude, you got to go to fucking Disney World with your wife and do all kinds of cool shit. Relax, enjoy the good times, and use the shit part of things to make for a funny vacation story.





[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 5:44 PM. Reason : b]

4/7/2008 5:40:36 PM

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"If The Judge were saying this to my face right now I'd be beating him to death with a swivel chair. Keep your petty, juvenile judgements to yourself in the offline world if you want your teeth to stay in your skull."

hahahahaha

GOD DAMN YOU ARE SO TOUGH.

4/7/2008 5:43:02 PM

simonn, I'm pretty sure you can find a bunch of quotes in this thread to make trite and unfunny internet memes from (cue simonn)

4/7/2008 5:43:45 PM

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"SWIVEL CHAIR DEATH"

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 5:44 PM. Reason : SWIVEL]

4/7/2008 5:43:48 PM

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"use the shit part of things to make for a funny vacation story."

I like how he made a funny thread instead!

4/7/2008 5:45:01 PM

so did you learn anything?

4/7/2008 5:51:26 PM

^never post on tww looking for sympahty regardless of the scenario

4/7/2008 5:52:26 PM

yep. and maybe an addtional bonus, dont threaten people over the internet and expect to sound tough. swivel chair death

4/7/2008 5:54:08 PM

4/7/2008 5:54:33 PM

This is chit chat

4/7/2008 5:55:14 PM

survival of the fucking fittest

4/7/2008 6:22:21 PM

I stayed there 5 years ago and it wasn't that great. The trick is to drop a little bit more cash and get one of the nicer places that gives you "Extended Magic Hours" so that you can hang out at Epcot and get shitfaced until 3AM.

4/7/2008 6:25:31 PM

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"EXTENDED MAGIC HOURS"

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 6:27 PM. Reason : /]

4/7/2008 6:27:25 PM

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"TORN NEW ASSHOLE"

4/7/2008 6:41:08 PM

isn't this the same guy that posted about wearing a reflective vest when he was changing his tire or something?

4/7/2008 6:41:30 PM

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"SAFETY FUCKING FIRST"

4/7/2008 6:45:50 PM

So let me get this straight. Other than mock raleighboy on the internet, The Judge has in no way wronged him, yet here raleighboy is threatening to beat his ass.

Where was this anger for the people that maybe actually kinda-sorta wronged you? Why weren't you beating ass and throwing chairs all around the Animal Kingdom?

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 6:54 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2008 6:53:32 PM

i havent stayed at the animal kingdom lodge...but my brothers love it....mainly because they can go on to the balcony and moon all the security cameras that look over the animal preserve (they're in middle school)

drinking around the world at epcot ftw!

4/7/2008 6:56:21 PM

DRINKING AROUND THE WORLD

IN THE REAL WORLD

FTW!!1

4/7/2008 7:15:32 PM

simonn, I'm pretty sure you can find a bunch of quotes in this thread to make trite and unfunny internet memes from (cue simonn)

4/7/2008 7:15:33 PM

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"INTERNET TOUGH GUYS"

4/7/2008 7:24:56 PM

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"ELECTRONIC SHIELD UP"

4/7/2008 7:58:39 PM

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" SWIVEL CHAIR NINJA "

4/7/2008 8:01:16 PM

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"BROKE ASS ORNAMENT"

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 8:05 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2008 8:05:37 PM

NjCeSwU and Jax883 win this thread.

4/7/2008 8:17:32 PM

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"i want snewf to point out more grown up things you could've done for much less money gg on the haywood park, btw. fancy digs in a totally different way than the grove."

vinylbandit, look here you fucking Pretench who Stole Christmas,

Maybe they wanted to go to Disneyworld over anything you could possibly suggest. I know it's hard to grasp that anyone could choose to go somewhere you would never choose to go in your own little fantasy world, but you can't rag on somebody for not compiling Kurosawa Top 10 non-samurai movie lists on a Saturday night or drinking beer from a fucking stemmed glass.

It's all the time with you...

4/7/2008 8:28:06 PM

TWW should establish a corporate farm bc they really know how to get people's goats.

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"GETTIN' THEM GOATS!!!"

4/7/2008 8:31:14 PM

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"NjCeSwU and Jax883 win this thread."

Thank you thank you. I will be here all week.

4/7/2008 8:43:23 PM

did you book through the hotel directly or through Expedia, Orbitz or a site like that?

If you booked through the hotel directly, the staff might be more willing to work with you on whatever is wrong with your room

but if you booked through expedia and are bitching about what room you expected, yeah you get what you pay for

4/7/2008 8:50:18 PM

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"you can't rag on somebody for not compiling Kurosawa Top 10 non-samurai movie lists on a Saturday night"

LOL

4/7/2008 8:57:43 PM

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"vinylbandit, look here you fucking Pretench who Stole Christmas, Maybe they wanted to go to Disneyworld over anything you could possibly suggest. I know it's hard to grasp that anyone could choose to go somewhere you would never choose to go in your own little fantasy world, but you can't rag on somebody for not compiling Kurosawa Top 10 non-samurai movie lists on a Saturday night or drinking beer from a fucking stemmed glass. It's all the time with you..."

he plays hockey and drinks beer from bottles

so LOL

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 9:01 PM. Reason : but just for the record, the best non-samurai Kurosawa film is Ikiru]

4/7/2008 9:00:30 PM

Those Disney resort hotels are a ripoff. I didn't know anyone under the age of 50 actually paid to stay in them.

4/7/2008 9:00:57 PM

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"Quote : "NjCeSwU and Jax883 win this thread." Thank you thank you. I will be here all week."

holla.


In the end, vacation locations like this sell memories. Invariably they're not going to get it right all the time. Each person's dream vacation is always different from the person before and the person after, so once-size-fits-all products/packages are rarely going to work out to your pre-conceived notions.

In short, humans by nature are not perfect. Expecting perfection is setting your goals a bit high.

4/7/2008 10:35:06 PM

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"TWW should establish a corporate farm bc they really know how to get people's goats."

Wow.



.....

4/7/2008 10:37:45 PM

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"he plays hockey and drinks beer from bottles "

I hope you guys are screwin'

because this isn't the first time you've come into a thread to defend him...

4/7/2008 10:40:53 PM

this is a funny thread.


set 'em up...

4/7/2008 10:41:17 PM