ignore 8b, all girls are aliases



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[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : I finally got one!]

3/31/2008 12:06:19 AM

if you're the first to notice a new user is a woman, then you must immediately make a thread devoted to her

don't feed the trolls

you will be condemned to hell for not using tinyurl.com

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:08 AM. Reason : .]

3/31/2008 12:07:11 AM

Rule 49. Set 'Em Up

3/31/2008 12:07:24 AM

Quote :

"11. Ignore ReceiveDick."

I'd imagine within a few days they would catch on anyways

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:08 AM. Reason : k]

3/31/2008 12:07:52 AM

Quote :

"If any guy is being nice to any girl, he is trying to fuck her."

That's more a law of the world in general than it is of TWW.

3/31/2008 12:08:03 AM

haha truth

3/31/2008 12:08:24 AM

23. Threads with familiar (or esoteric) lyrics in the title and first post are neither funny nor original anymore.

3/31/2008 12:09:45 AM

24) Buy an ad

3/31/2008 12:12:03 AM

PHI340 threads are mandatory every semester

3/31/2008 12:13:04 AM

25. jackleg is not a felon

3/31/2008 12:13:58 AM

26)Amsterdam718 is the mother of all aliases and everything he posts should be taken w/ a grain of salt. The same goes for drunknloaded except he is a real person.

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:14 AM. Reason : renumbering]

3/31/2008 12:14:23 AM

3/31/2008 12:15:43 AM

27) You can never have too many threads devoted to boobs.

3/31/2008 12:15:54 AM

xx. Papsmear's titty thread shall remain continuous

3/31/2008 12:16:44 AM

28) Within every nerd chick, lies a sex goddess.

3/31/2008 12:17:01 AM

29) papsmear deleting the majority of his gallery was like the loss of a child
30) RIP all dead wolfwebbers



[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:18 AM. Reason : whoa that is sad we both thought of papsmear]

3/31/2008 12:17:41 AM

Nerdchick?

3/31/2008 12:17:54 AM

no one on tww is, or has ever been, wrong or incorrect about anything they have ever said or done

3/31/2008 12:21:11 AM

31. Don't be KG. (message_topic.aspx?topic=38286)

3/31/2008 12:21:35 AM

32) Don't be Earl

3/31/2008 12:44:04 AM

33) dont try to mack on shawnac123. period.

3/31/2008 12:44:52 AM

34. message_topic.aspx?topic=518667&page=8

3/31/2008 1:05:53 AM

Threads with familiar (or esoteric) lyrics in the title and first post are neither funny nor original anymore

3/31/2008 7:58:22 AM

FIRST RULE OF TWW

THERE ARE NO RULES JUST SUSPEND

3/31/2008 8:01:23 AM

36. It is always acceptable to make a thread devoted to me...and it will probably be the most successful thread you'll ever make simply because of my big boobs padding abilities

3/31/2008 8:07:21 AM

^

3/31/2008 8:09:53 AM

37.colter will inevitably get drunk and harass tww losers between the hours of 2am and 6am

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:13 AM. Reason : !]

3/31/2008 8:11:31 AM

38. EMCE is black
39. Str8BacardiL will post about Ruckus, or about something that is off Kaplan
40. You cannot have enough threads about the quality of cookout.



[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:14 AM. Reason : .]

3/31/2008 8:12:01 AM

39. terpball lives in DC

40. JoeSchmoe lives in seattle

41. Noen will try and mack on you (if you're a girl)

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:13 AM. Reason : !]

3/31/2008 8:13:19 AM

44. Joe#'s is missing an arm

3/31/2008 8:15:05 AM

somebody will make 2 if not 3 parody threads, and convalute chit chat and annoy the shit out of you

3/31/2008 8:18:29 AM

this is dumb.

3/31/2008 8:20:31 AM

^dont forget an eye too

3/31/2008 8:20:57 AM

this had potential

3/31/2008 2:23:07 PM

i was in class, lemme codify this bitch.

3/31/2008 2:24:17 PM

39. terpball lives in DC

40. JoeSchmoe lives in seattle

how are those laws?

3/31/2008 2:25:02 PM

1. If it's a new user, it's an alias.
2. Chit Chat is survival of the fucking fittest
3. Even [new] things are [old], so just dont post it.
4. Don't argue with jackleg. It's not worth it.
5. simonn has run out of new things to post.
6. DiamondAce post stalks simonn.
7. ghost edits win.
8. Until you reach 1000 posts, everyone hates you. So hold on to your meaningful posts until the 1k mark.
8b. unless you're a gurl
9. You cannot create new memes, until you say something stupid, which you will.
10. Jaybee1200 is the sole voice of objectivity in sports talk.
11. Ignore ReceiveDeath.
12. Y44. Joe#'s is missing an armou are guaranteed to laugh yourself to tears at something really dumb.
13. Let's do lunch, k?
14. Flood control has been activated.
15. There is a strong correlation between post count and your cumulative fap count.
16. CrazyJ nael runs this shit.
17. You do NOT talk about Rule 17.
18. Your e-penis is huge.
19. The Wolfweb is a blog
20. What happens on Kaplan stays on Kaplan, but can be discussed on The Wolfweb.
21. If you haven't hung out with Jaybee1200 you are probably a dork. If you have once, and never been asked back, you definitely are one.
22. If you don't get it, chances are it happened at site 2
23. Ignore 8b, all girls are aliases.
24. If you're the first to notice a new user is a woman, then you must immediately make a thread devoted to her.
25. Don't feed the trolls.
26. You will be condemned to hell for not using tinyurl.com
27. Threads with familiar (or esoteric) lyrics in the title and first post are neither funny nor original anymore.
28. Buy an ad.
29. PHI340 threads are mandatory every semester.
30. CH201 w/Warren threads are mandatory every semester.
31. jackleg is not a felon
32.Amsterdam718 is the mother of all aliases and everything he posts should be taken w/ a grain of salt. The same goes for drunknloaded except he is a real person.
33. You can never have too many threads devoted to boobs.
34. Rule 34 shall be enforced with an Iron Fist^TM
35. Papsmear's titty thread shall remain continuous.
36. Within every nerd chick, lies a sex goddess.
37. RIP all dead wolfwebbers
38. Don't be KG. (message_topic.aspx?topic=38286)
39. Don't be Earl
40. dont try to mack on ShawnaC123. period.
41. It is always acceptable to make a thread devoted to LivinProof78...and it will probably be the most successful thread you'll ever make simply because of her big boobs padding abilities.
42.colter will inevitably get drunk and harass tww losers between the hours of 2am and 6am
43. EMCE is black
44. Str8BacardiL will post about Ruckus, or about something that is off Kaplan
45. You cannot have enough threads about the quality of cookout.
46. terpball lives in DC
47. JoeSchmoe lives in seattle
48. Noen will try and mack on you (if you're a girl)
49. Set 'Em Up
50. 2
51. Joe#'s is missing an arm
52. Somebody will make 2 if not 3 parody threads of yours, and convolute chit chat and annoy the shit out of you.

3/31/2008 2:35:52 PM

chemb b is a crybaby

you forgot that one

3/31/2008 2:37:07 PM

chembob FTW!

3/31/2008 2:38:20 PM

oh yeah

if you have to use more than 3 ^'s, then quote that shit

3/31/2008 2:42:34 PM

53.

3/31/2008 2:51:27 PM

10/10

3/31/2008 2:58:01 PM

54. There are nude pics of female TWWers (but only the hot ones) in Premium Palace

3/31/2008 3:00:11 PM

lindz0r

3/31/2008 3:06:39 PM

56. When you're , Spontaneous will make you
57. Pop culture references must be cited, C++ style.
58. Shaving pubic hair does not rid you of crab infestation. /Scary Movie

3/31/2008 3:46:19 PM

This is basically what The Judge does to people in chit chat

3/31/2008 3:47:24 PM

59. Remember that ambrosia1231's links/images may be awe-inspiring porn or horrifying mutilated genitals

3/31/2008 8:00:58 PM

60. zorthage and hambrosia broke up, but they will always post about each other, and should probably get back together because no one else will ever date either one again

3/31/2008 8:01:52 PM

61. It's ok to rape someone as long as you're hot as fuck


/creepiness

3/31/2008 8:50:37 PM

MyTwoCents has a blurred face.

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 9:19 PM. Reason : ]

3/31/2008 9:17:22 PM