Quote :

"Interests : music, cars, girls, booze"

And what a good Christian you are!

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3/26/2008 10:01:12 AM

3/26/2008 10:01:58 AM

nothing gets past you guys

3/26/2008 10:02:17 AM

that's more temptation than exposing yourself (to yourself in private) for washing.

i think

3/26/2008 10:04:23 AM

Perhaps, but why create more opportunities? As soon as you see your genitals, you know you are going to want to touch them. It's a slippery slope from there...

3/26/2008 10:09:23 AM

As soon as I see her in that shirt, I know I'm going to want to touch them. It's a slippery slope from there...

copulation is worse than self-gratification, no?

3/26/2008 10:10:37 AM

nice jubblies

3/26/2008 10:10:57 AM

They are both sins in the eyes of the Lord. I don't know which is worse... I do know spilling seed is pretty bad.

3/26/2008 10:18:16 AM

btt

3/26/2008 1:34:35 PM

so page 2 has like nothing to do with morning routines, but...my problem is that i totally lack any sortof morning routine. which is why its always so damn hard to wake up. and why i'm always late places.

3/26/2008 1:36:30 PM

wake up
roll over
go back to sleep

that's about it, cause by the time i wake back up its the PM and this isn't a thread about people's afternoon routine

3/26/2008 1:57:35 PM

Quote :

"Nah, I just don't think good Christians should be exposing their genitals. It just breeds temptation."

I'm still trying to figure this out

3/26/2008 2:04:49 PM

smoke a cig, yank one out, shower, breakfast, brush teeth, get shit in bookbag and go

3/26/2008 2:05:25 PM

^^

WHEN YOU SEE YOUR PENIS YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. I BET YOU SPEND HALF YOUR DAY TOUCHING IT YOU FUCKING HEATHEN.

3/26/2008 2:38:13 PM

Homer: You wear a bathing suit in the bathtub?
Ned: Yeah! So I can't see my own shrinky-dink!
Homer: Makes sense.

3/26/2008 2:38:21 PM

how do you pee

3/26/2008 2:39:25 PM

unzip my pants, face the general direction i'm aiming for, then pray

3/26/2008 2:42:30 PM

I guess god really does touch us all.

some more than others

3/26/2008 2:43:10 PM

jerk, shower, work

3/26/2008 2:46:41 PM

snooze
snooze
snooze
snooze
snooze
snooze
snooze
snooze
snooze
snooze
snooze
"Oh shit, I'm running late"
shower
fall asleep in shower
"Oh shit, the water's getting cold"
dry off
brush teeth
throw on clothes
cook eggs because they are high in protein and keep me full all day
go out to car
forget my phone, wallet, or keys
go back inside
get forgotten item
get in car
back out of driveway
"Oh shit, the windshield is frosted over"
roll down window
stick head out of window
turn on defrost
drive and defrost at same time
put head back in car
weave in and out of traffic
get to work

3/26/2008 2:53:46 PM

wake up
piss
shit (if needed)
get out of bed
shower
shave
eat some breakfast while reading the news
get dressed
go to work
check email
work
sometimes eat a snack
work
go to lunch

3/26/2008 2:57:21 PM

^^ that about sums me up. sanks

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3/26/2008 2:57:58 PM