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3/23/2008 3:01:35 PM

you dont have to flirt when its THIS BIG


[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 3:03 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2008 3:02:53 PM

Quote :

"Sooooooooooooo Khcadwal, what's going on in your world? "

my world is the only world. duh.

3/23/2008 3:53:53 PM

^^nobody will ever know it's that big if he's out there dorking it up.

3/23/2008 3:55:21 PM

ive got this crazy thing i do

i invite them to go places. i know, its pretty risky!!!1

3/23/2008 3:56:56 PM

3/23/2008 3:57:05 PM

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"poke her on facebook"

it works on me better than smiley faces

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 4:27 PM. Reason : asdfsda]

3/23/2008 4:26:49 PM

Be confident
Create tension
Don't compliment her too much, or at all
Make fun of her by treating her like your bratty little sister

3/23/2008 5:38:57 PM

vix you are such an annoying little rat
and you look like moss-man

p.s: "dont" touch my stuff

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 5:52 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2008 5:51:39 PM

wtf is a moss man?

3/23/2008 5:52:36 PM

I think he's taking your advice....

3/23/2008 5:53:43 PM

im totally going to pull all the heads off your barbies when you're away at baby school and switch ken's head with strawberry shortcake.
and then when you try to fix them they won't go back on right anymore and ken won't have a neck. just a head jammed onto some shoulders

3/23/2008 5:58:07 PM

Quote :

"I think he's taking your advice...."

oh I realize that

I just have no idea what a moss man is

3/23/2008 5:59:43 PM

i just poked you, LP

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 6:04 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2008 6:04:11 PM

haha Sad thing is my brother always did pop the head's off my Barbies.

3/23/2008 6:08:38 PM

I think that only works if she secretly wanted to fuck her brother.

3/23/2008 6:11:18 PM

OH SNAP!

3/23/2008 6:22:48 PM

really try not to pull off that creep vibe like some guys manage continously on TWW

3/23/2008 7:13:07 PM

i agree

3/23/2008 7:18:21 PM

anti-creep

will keep that in mind

3/23/2008 7:18:51 PM

show her the peen, jokingly....but gauge her reaction. if she seems cool with seeing it, rape her?

3/23/2008 7:20:56 PM

no joking peen flash...that qualifies as creepy...more like gross...and isn't flirting...

3/23/2008 7:22:47 PM

well...it just depends on how pretty and large it is

3/23/2008 7:23:34 PM

yeah i'll see you at the used show.

3/23/2008 7:23:57 PM

so, let me get this straight....flashing your dick and then raping a girl doesn't qualify as flirting?

wow, I've been doing it all wrong.

3/23/2008 7:24:18 PM

dear god i hope not

3/23/2008 7:24:36 PM

just act like it fell out when you were trying to get your keys or something

3/23/2008 7:24:39 PM

so all the penis cleavage I've been putting on display is not a good move?

3/23/2008 7:26:15 PM

dude, don't listen to chicks, they're dumb


what you should do is try holding her hand, then move it towards your junk while maintaining constant eye contact

3/23/2008 7:27:17 PM

let me tell you, that works evertime

3/23/2008 7:29:07 PM

if she accidently bumps into it, raise your eyebrows and go... "eh..eh?"

3/23/2008 7:29:18 PM

back to the original question asked:

tell her straight up...most girls i know..(unless they are in highschool)...don't like lil hints...

and if she's not interested...don't EVER mention it again..[b]

3/23/2008 7:34:36 PM

i thought no meant yes

3/23/2008 7:35:23 PM

at least not while she's sober



nothing some shots and a lil somethin somethin in her drink can't fix

3/23/2008 7:35:26 PM

says the 19 year old who listens to the used

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 7:36 PM. Reason : ^^^]

3/23/2008 7:35:47 PM

I hear she's into guys that have problems controlling their temper

and listen to shitty bands



I don't know which is worse

3/23/2008 7:37:02 PM

oops need to change that age..im 20 now. Yay for me!

3/23/2008 7:37:07 PM

who has a bad temper?

3/23/2008 7:38:05 PM

Quote :

"most girls i know..(unless they are in highschool)...don't like lil hints..."

wait, are you telling us you know high school chicks? hook that shit up

3/23/2008 7:38:20 PM

um...again no

3/23/2008 7:39:36 PM

3/23/2008 7:40:16 PM

stand with your ass to her, with your wiener poking through the back of your legs, give her a nice fruitbowl

3/23/2008 7:41:29 PM

grab the back of her head

push it down

win

3/23/2008 7:42:24 PM

i'll tell you what used to work really well...

when they ran up behind you and pulled your hair...then said you had cooties...


man i got more bf's like that than i ever have from facebook poking

3/23/2008 7:42:28 PM

liquor and drugs usually work!

3/23/2008 7:43:27 PM

stand outside her apartment in a trenchcoat smoking a cigarette with your hands 'in your pockets'

3/23/2008 7:43:33 PM

Hey LivinProof in your opinion is Zombie Craw's head pushing method effective?

3/23/2008 7:43:39 PM

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?'

3/23/2008 7:43:52 PM

Quote :

"everytime i flirt i get stuffed into the back of a police cruiser two days later"

3/23/2008 7:44:15 PM

ahhahaha

YOU THINK YOURE A BIG MAN DONT YA

3/23/2008 7:45:17 PM