number 2

2/26/2008 5:54:01 PM

slave famous, 25-30 a dump, you have to use the plunger alot i bet

2/26/2008 5:54:06 PM

i use double ply+ , no real need for a ton of tp

i use multiple so 20 for a bad shit doesn't sound too extreme

2/26/2008 5:55:04 PM

i feel like if i use more than 4 that i am wiping with a wash cloth and am not getting the squeegy effect, like im just blotting the shit

2/26/2008 5:55:33 PM

i say 20 squares is the most i have ever used, even for the muddier ones

2/26/2008 5:57:42 PM

Hell yeah I use the plunger a lot

I got one by every toilet in the house

A typical dump, I'll flush thrice

Once after the poop comes out

Once after the first three wipes...I call these the wipes of significant significance

Then once more after the follow up wipes

This prevents most clogging, but it still happens about 15 percent of the time

Its inevitable

2/26/2008 5:58:40 PM

that's why we are on water restriction in wake county

2/26/2008 6:01:11 PM

Well I live in Mecklenburg so its all good

2/26/2008 6:02:01 PM

but seriously, im a big guy, i think there is a stereotype against us big people about taking nasty shits, but I think that i might have clogged like two comodes in my entire life

2/26/2008 6:02:27 PM

whenever possible, i love to shower after i take a shit and clean my ass really good

nothing is more comfortable to me than the knowledge that my ass is clean

so i usually time my shits for early AM or right after a workout at the gym

not always possible, but im on a pretty tight schedule

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 6:04 PM. Reason : sitting down is the way to go]

2/26/2008 6:03:50 PM

the tp at work is that shitty 1 ply rice paper garbage, you need a whole fist full just to get in there decently...

2/26/2008 6:04:16 PM

Yes.


And related to that...nothing's more irritating than getting out of the shower, and realizing 3 minutes later you have to shit.

2/26/2008 6:04:36 PM

hop back in that motherfucker

2/26/2008 6:05:07 PM

don't even wipe after that poop before the shower

2/26/2008 6:06:12 PM

agreed. but sometimes you just cant help, i hate it when you are in the shower and have to shit cause its really hard to wipe a wet ass

2/26/2008 6:06:17 PM

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"hop back in that motherfucker"

Of course.

2/26/2008 6:09:58 PM

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"I think that i might have clogged like two comodes in my entire life "

You must not use any new toilets--the low flow. It seems like every time I use one, I clog one..

2/26/2008 7:56:08 PM

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"And related to that...nothing's more irritating than getting out of the shower, and realizing 3 minutes later you have to shit."

hahaha. i don't know why, but this made me laugh a lot.

2/26/2008 7:59:57 PM