flush em all, not just the 2s

2/26/2008 8:23:17 PM

I wake up in the middle of the night JUST to flush my toilet 2 or 3 times.. Even if I didn't use the bathroom!!

2/26/2008 8:24:20 PM

I have seen what happened in HS geometry when someone took a shit in my friend's book during baseball practice the day before and nobody told him.

Class was moved from that room quite quickly.

2/26/2008 8:32:58 PM

did they like shit in the book and then close it?

2/26/2008 8:45:15 PM

They shit in the urinal, picked it out and dried it off with paper towels, opened his book and placed it inside, then they closed the book and put it back in his locker in the field house. When he grabbed his things out of the locker, he put them into his book bag until the next day at class.

2/26/2008 8:50:26 PM

drink more water, it will clear up the pee some

2/26/2008 8:58:56 PM

best idea from page 1

Quote :

"piss in the tank and flush with your piss"

2/26/2008 9:20:57 PM

best idea from page 1

Quote :

"pee in the shower"

2/26/2008 9:24:18 PM

Quote :

"They shit in the urinal, picked it out and dried it off with paper towels, opened his book and placed it inside, then they closed the book and put it back in his locker in the field house."

Funny but too much effort

They should have just wiped with the glossary

2/26/2008 9:24:39 PM

this is EASY

dont flush every time, just every other time. just before you beging the second coming of the piss, go ahead and flush, then "piss race" the toilet- try to finish pissing before the toilet finishes flushing. then start all over and do it again.

2/26/2008 9:26:39 PM

I piss race a lot but my pisses are usually longer so I usually lose

Sometimes when I have a boner it'll take like 5 seconds for my piss to start flowing because it has to navigate through all the coagulated nut thats built up in my vas defrens

2/26/2008 9:28:38 PM

still, there's something satisfying about pissing with a large boner.

2/26/2008 11:35:17 PM

I don't flush when I go #1

2/26/2008 11:39:53 PM

Quote :

"I wake up in the middle of the night JUST to flush my toilet 2 or 3 times.. Even if I didn't use the bathroom!!"

ahaaa

2/26/2008 11:41:57 PM

I adjusted my tank filling mechanism to use less water per flush. I'm SO helping the environment.

2/27/2008 5:10:36 PM