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2/6/2008 10:32:21 PM

^ it's your turn to ask a question

2/6/2008 10:35:47 PM

you're so busy pointing out flaws you duplicated his mistake.

would you rather smoke weed, or hash?

2/6/2008 10:39:52 PM

hmm, wonder if hash would make me projectile vomit too?

would you rather lose a foot or a hand?

2/6/2008 10:43:43 PM

foot, i like my guitar too much.


Would you rather go to Greece or England?

2/7/2008 12:34:40 AM

Greece.

Would you rather get to go to bed early or sleep in late?

2/7/2008 8:20:26 AM

Sleep in late, if I go to bed early I can't sleep all night.

Would you rather get married-divorced-never remarried or never get married at all?

2/7/2008 8:26:53 AM

[quote]Would you rather get married-divorced-never remarried or never get married at all?

I would rather get divorced and never remarried. At least you know what it's like.


Would you rather die inside a burning car, or die inside a ship when it's sinking and the water is slowly rising and you're trapped in the compartment?

[Edited on February 7, 2008 at 10:47 AM. Reason : :]

2/7/2008 10:47:00 AM

Inside a ship. They taught my dad in the Navy (back in the 60's, they might have disproved this by now) that drowning is painless.

Even if it sounds incorrect, I'd rather take my chances with something that could possibly be less painful.

Would you rather bang a NCSU redneck or a Duke snob?

2/7/2008 9:36:46 PM

That's a tough one... I'm going to say the redneck, because he might have some good 'shine to get me prepared for it.

would you rather HAVE CAPS LOCK STUCK FOREVER, or havenospacebar?

2/8/2008 10:39:20 AM

ID RATHER BE STUCK WITH ANNOYING CAPS LOCK nospacebarisjustsuperfuckingirritatingespeciallywhenyourspellingretarded

would you rather be suck in raleigh for the rest of you life and not be able to leave the area or be forced to live abroad and could never reenter the country?

2/8/2008 11:06:38 AM

Forced to live abroad. Suburbia sucks.


Would you rather live forever, but only get to eat water and a nutirent mush.

Or be allowed to eat whatever you want, and stay healthy, but die in exactly 20 years.

2/8/2008 11:12:06 AM

forced to live abroad, not even a hard decision.

woudl you rather have no fingers, or a face gruesomely disfigured in a fire

2/8/2008 11:12:57 AM

probably a disfigured face. At least I can still enjoy driving, playing video games, work, take a piss, etc. Nothing but a little money and plastic surgery can help.

What would you rather do. Take your boss's dip from his mouth with your mouth and then forcefully push it into his anus with your mouth or would you take a snowball from your mom from your dad?

2/8/2008 11:18:52 AM

neither. would you rather be suspended, or terminated?

2/8/2008 12:37:36 PM

Terminated, it would only benefit me down the road.

Would you rather use vaseline to suffocate a tick till the pinchers release the scalp skin or just pluck it off?

2/8/2008 9:57:40 PM

Vaseline - less likely to have some of it rip off


Would you rather be in a flood or a drought?



[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 12:05 PM. Reason : ]

2/11/2008 12:04:40 PM

hmmmm

how bad is the flood/drought?

2/11/2008 12:05:27 PM

let say very severe either way

2/11/2008 12:05:58 PM

Watch NC State football or watch NC State basketball?

2/11/2008 12:07:32 PM

probably drought

i wouldnt want to see my pups drown

2/11/2008 12:08:20 PM

basketball.


watch UNC football or UNC basketball?

2/11/2008 12:08:27 PM

UNC Football for comedy. Their basketball would make me le sad.

Walk ten miles uphill or jog ten miles on sand?

2/11/2008 12:09:28 PM

wet sand or dry sand?

2/11/2008 12:10:49 PM

dry.

2/11/2008 12:11:28 PM

walk ten miles uphill

have your farts be very loud or have them be visible?

2/11/2008 12:12:55 PM

loud

would you rather crap pure hot sauce or glass?

2/11/2008 12:17:45 PM

hot sauce all the way - painful, but won't cut you, so no lingering injury

Have Hillary as president or eat a gonnorhea infested snatch?

2/11/2008 12:26:58 PM

Take a low caliber bullet in your left arm or right booty cheek?

2/11/2008 12:28:23 PM

right booty cheek. then I can pull a "forest gump" and show it to people

would you rather eat fries dipped in mayo or vinegar? *ew* to both

2/11/2008 4:10:34 PM

mayo

rather have a blind dog or a deaf cat?

[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 4:12 PM. Reason : grfgf]

2/11/2008 4:11:04 PM

either sounds good


fries in tartar sauce or ketchup mixed with mayo?

2/11/2008 4:12:25 PM

ooohh thats hard

↑ neither.

a blind dog would make me sad but i don't like cats... but i think a deaf one would be fun so

a deaf cat.

would you rather have your face or your genitals hideously disfigured.

[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 4:15 PM. Reason : .]

2/11/2008 4:14:35 PM

face

would you rather shoot your dad in the asscheek and fuck the bullethole

or fuck your dad in the asshole

2/11/2008 4:16:54 PM

This thread makes me lol.

2/11/2008 5:00:57 PM

Would you rather watch State win vs. Clemson or lose vs. UNC?

2/16/2008 11:36:55 AM

lose vs. Clemson and win vs. UNC?

2/16/2008 11:42:07 AM

win vs. UNC

Know in advance who you're going to marry, or know in advance when you're going to die?

2/17/2008 5:12:10 PM

when i'm going to die


baseball or basketball?

2/17/2008 5:14:20 PM

Basketball. Baseball is lame.

Bang your girlfriend's best friend, or bang your best friend's girlfriend?

2/25/2008 8:49:53 PM

^You're queer

2/25/2008 8:51:02 PM

No, not quite. I adapted it b/c the majority of the people here are men. But I won't do that in the future.

Would you rather bang your boyfriend's best friend, or bang your best friend's boyfriend?

2/25/2008 8:55:18 PM

girlfriend's best friend

Be black or middle-eastern?

2/26/2008 3:08:16 PM

Middle-eastern!

2/26/2008 3:09:15 PM