mine doesn't pump

mine cycles back and forth from my brain to my penis.

1/24/2008 11:46:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/v/IawUK166cVQ&rel=1

1/24/2008 11:46:22 PM

I don't have a penis.

1/24/2008 11:46:54 PM

how bout that

1/24/2008 11:47:47 PM

1/24/2008 11:48:13 PM

Tell them and see what they say. Strike while the iron is hot.

If you don't, you'll regret it forever.

This happened to me years ago and I still regret it.

1/25/2008 12:00:58 AM

I don't do anything

true story

1/25/2008 12:16:45 AM

1/25/2008 1:59:25 AM

fine, i let the beans spill. im not sure of where it got me, but i did ensure that my friendship is there forever. and that was what mattered to me. not sex and all that fun stuff, but knowing that my friend was going to be my friend even after i let it all out. we will see how it plays out,

1/25/2008 2:49:50 AM

hey at least you're in the top5, amirite?

1/25/2008 2:59:42 AM

fuck all of her friends and see if she gets mad

1/25/2008 4:23:31 AM

love is so awesome, just make sure you give it to a deserving party. how sad is it to give your love to someone who doesnt want to cherish it and let it blossom into this beautiful thing. i cant wait to love someone so endlessly and then have it given back in return.


The greatest thing you'll ever learn
is to love and be loved in return.....

1/25/2008 4:45:27 AM

you've been single for about a week


and already doing all the wrong things

just another chick with her clock ticking I suppose

1/25/2008 4:48:01 AM

nah dude I'm excited for being single and when the right whatever comes along, hells yeah. it's hard to get completely out of that "settlesd" mindset after being in it for so long....

but right now I just want bang bang bang....

[Edited on January 25, 2008 at 4:50 AM. Reason : efesd]

1/25/2008 4:50:17 AM

better watch that L word or you're gonna make guys run for the hills

1/25/2008 4:52:06 AM

hell no, im never saying it first again! aha i kid, love doesn't come for at least a year into a relationship and right now that sounds awful.

just want to mingle

1/25/2008 4:53:35 AM

What if they just started dating someone else but you're pretty sure they love you more?

1/29/2008 11:11:01 AM

it's your fault for not using dem 190% [words], newb.

1/29/2008 11:15:20 AM

i really like this girl and expressed how i felt, but it didn't really work out. Funny thing is, i know she likes me but is in a weird point in her life being an independent woman. so i dropped it, let it go. haven't even spoken to her in over two weeks. maybe she'll come to her senses, maybe i'll still be around...

1/29/2008 11:21:43 AM

well we have a history and i kinda realized i fucked up when i left her.

1/29/2008 11:23:39 AM

The math works out in favor of letting her know.

Worst that can happen is you get rejected, lose a friend in the short term, drink for about a week and then feel pretty manly for not being one of those nigs that can't step up.

1/29/2008 11:26:30 AM

Quote :

"and then feel pretty manly for not being one of those nigs that can't step up."

this is the primary benefit I get from asking girls out

1/29/2008 11:27:33 AM

^^

1/29/2008 11:27:49 AM

This girl told me recently "I have a confession, I have to bite my tongue and keep myself from saying 'I love you' while we're having sex"

I don't know how I feel about that... but I don't think it really bothers me at this point.

1/29/2008 11:28:34 AM

just tell her in a smart and funny way.

1/29/2008 11:28:46 AM

^^

how long have you been with her?

1/29/2008 11:29:25 AM

Tina says don't talk to me like I am deaf and dumb
We've broken down, been broken up so much that I am numb
Talk about, don't shout about, the people we've become
There's a little girl that's crying over here

Marcus says don't shout at me like I was born a fool
You speak of love, and scream of love, now dare to treat me cruel
Nothing's fair in love and war, so please lets make some rules
There's a little boy who's crying over here

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 11:34 AM. Reason : &]

1/29/2008 11:32:08 AM

Quote :

"What do you do if you are in love with someone"

I bite them ever so gently on the body

1/29/2008 11:34:22 AM

i like to bite too.

1/29/2008 11:36:58 AM

Quote :

"The math works out in favor of letting her know. Worst that can happen is you get rejected, lose a friend in the short term, drink for about a week and then feel pretty manly for not being one of those nigs that can't step up."

1/29/2008 11:37:03 AM

I've already told her but she doesn't know what to do now
she still has feelings for me but she's dating someone else.

1/29/2008 11:43:39 AM

homewrecker

1/29/2008 11:44:24 AM

Quote :

"love doesn't come for at least a year into a relationship"

Can't give love a time frame.

1/29/2008 11:48:24 AM

I had been in love with this girl for 3 years... i know what love is.

I just wasn't sure i was ready to move for her and she felt the same way so it was a wtf are we doing breakup.

Needless to say after some thought i'm ready to move.

1/29/2008 11:50:42 AM

How long ago did ya'll breakup??

If its been a while...then she's probably already fucking someone else and doesn't want to get back up with you.

1/29/2008 5:37:40 PM

Quote :

"Can't give love a time frame."

amen. i hate when people try to say you can't be in love with somebody if you've only been with them for a short time.

1/29/2008 5:54:47 PM

haha you would

1/29/2008 5:59:59 PM