^what he said

[Edited on January 20, 2008 at 1:48 PM. Reason : 2]

1/20/2008 1:48:26 PM

1/20/2008 1:50:37 PM

1/20/2008 2:08:55 PM

what kinda snake ??

1/20/2008 2:15:24 PM

"Uneven removal of tissue during circumcision can cause skin to be tighter on one side of the penis than the other. Bowing or curvature during erection can result. Curvatures can also be congenital (from birth) or the result of Peyronie's Disease."

Sounds like teh crookedness can be genetic or a result of circumcision.

1/20/2008 2:16:57 PM

oh, I don't know.

that's not my yard, dog, or snake

myself?
anytime I see a snake....I kill it

1/20/2008 2:17:43 PM

why so mad then ?

1/20/2008 2:18:43 PM

Quote :

"this a common thing, its really creepy"

you probably know alot more about this subject than us

1/20/2008 2:21:47 PM

the skin to be tighter? are you fucking kidding me? skin can actually stretch some... i would think it would be the opposite, being curved when limp and straight when erect.

since the skin has very little to do with the mechanics of an erection i find it hard to believe it would affect this at all....

1/20/2008 3:42:17 PM

so i'm assuming she's asking about crooked to the left or right, not curvature up/down

1/20/2008 3:58:19 PM

this thread makes me want to post a picture of my junk

you know....just to show boat

1/20/2008 3:59:37 PM

you mean just to show skiff?

1/20/2008 4:19:20 PM

skiff floating driftwood

1/20/2008 4:22:40 PM

Quote :

"since the skin has very little to do with the mechanics of an erection i find it hard to believe it would affect this at all"

I found it in the British Journal of Urology. I imagine it works something like this:



The skin on the left side is tighter, skin on the right side is looser.

1/20/2008 4:25:49 PM

that looks like erectile tissue transplantion....

1/20/2008 5:43:14 PM

Quote :

"You're an idiot. There are muscles in the dick. Ball anatomy is completely separate and does not influence penile angle."

Haha... you calling someone else an idiot?

1/20/2008 5:47:42 PM

If it's crooked you can chop it off and see if it grows back straight.

1/20/2008 9:05:00 PM

Quote :

"anytime I see a snake....I kill it"

1/20/2008 9:07:55 PM

because I like killing snakes

I know that they aren't all venomous. I know that they serve a vital purpose in the ecosystem

I

just

love

killing

snakes

1/20/2008 9:13:10 PM

The bulbocavernosus and ischiocavernosus muscles influence where the dick lays. Ok so maybe they are not exactly in the dick.

At least I don't make up or post unoriginal shit.

1/20/2008 9:28:02 PM

all I'm saying is.....

how often to you see 11 inch long things in nature that are perfectly straight?

1/20/2008 9:31:20 PM

I'm pretty sure nothing in nature is perfectly straight.

1/20/2008 9:33:54 PM

...brb. it's hard to take pictures and post at the same time

1/20/2008 9:36:13 PM

I don't even remember what penii look like.

1/20/2008 9:36:58 PM

especially not pilgrimshoes, amirite!

Actually, Jen, I think my dong piece is pretty straight, but perhaps you' could come check it out and verify that my judgment isn't skewed.

1/20/2008 9:37:44 PM

He saw a peasant who with heavy stake
Smote mid some sapling trunks on every side:
Adonio stopt, and wherefore so he strake,
Asked of the rustic, that in answer cried,
Within that clump a passing ancient snake,
Amid the tangled stems he had espied:
A longer serpent and more thick to view
He never saw, nor thought to see anew;

And that from thence he would not wend his way
Until the reptile he had found and slain,
When so Adonio heard the peasant say,
He scarce his speech with patience could sustain,
Aye reverence to the serpent wont to pay,
The honoured ensign of his ancient strain;
In memory that their primal race had grown
Erewhile from serpent's teeth by Cadmus sown;

And by the churl the offended knight so said,
And did withal, he made him quit the emprize;
Leaving the hunted serpent neither dead,
Nor injured, nor pursued in further wise.
Thither, where he believes would least have spread
The story of his woe, Adonio hies;
And in discomfort and in sorrow wears,
Far from his native land, seven weary years.

1/20/2008 9:59:12 PM

GoldenViper, you have made me realize the error in my ways
that last post has forever changed my life


I shall never kill another snake

1/20/2008 10:01:34 PM

The snake turned out to be a sorceress in disguise.

She rewarded the knight handsomely for saving her.

True story.

1/20/2008 10:04:04 PM